Last Topic: 10:02:09pm, 12/13/2023
Last Post: 6:23:13pm, 04/23/2023
This board, which is mainly just a boring repetition of the same talking points, the same jokes, and the same memes, is getting a little stale. Unique or new viewpoints are hard to come by and are maybe 0.01% of all the posts here.
I, however, will tomorrow put a thought into your brain from which you will never escape. I am talking about a veritable "before and after" moment in your life. While this new information I will give you will have no apparent immediate use, it'll be a bug that will gnaw on your amygdala for the rest of your life. Fair warning:You will probably hate having this idea burned into your mind. A thousand hours of regret over a decision you didn't have anything to do with, because it came many centuries before your birth. I'd normally advise those of you who are squeamish to stay away from the board tomorrow, but it would be useless. The implications of the thought I will implant in your brains will be talked about on the Internet for years, so there really is no escaping it (unless you leave GameFAQs forever, but this will certainly spill over to other forms of media).
Here's a quick FAQ/Q&A, since I do not have time for a bunch of people asking questions.
1. Is this a troll post?
In no form whatsoever.
2. Will it be super duper secret leaked documents?
No.
3. Are we to constitute this message as a threat to somebody in particular?
Absolutely not.
4. Will I be asked for money to reveal the answer?
No.
5. So then what the hell is it?
A humble thought experiment. You will lament ever having read it. It'll be brief, but it will set you on your way towards a lifetime of regret and longing for a past that never existed. You don't wanna miss it.
6. May we at least have a clue as to what we are going to witness?
Certainly. "PY."