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Super_Slash
11/13/25 3:38:07 AM
#1:


Literally why?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b9d83e3a.jpg

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shnangyboos
11/13/25 3:39:45 AM
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Some of us need to wipe a lot.

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Mad-Dogg
11/13/25 3:49:57 AM
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*Gets ready to remove this big-ass roll from the plastic. Drops it in the toilet*

Or for those of us not keeping still wrapped rolls in the bathroom...

*Reaches for the roll that is sitting on top of the sink or some sort of shelf/rack since who the hell actually has a huge toilet paper holder to fit that. Somehow smacks the roll in a way that it pulls amazing gymnastics and lands right in that poo toilet water.*

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Oderus_Urungus
11/13/25 4:18:54 AM
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When you really want to tp the house, yard, and the neighbors.

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viewmaster_pi
11/13/25 4:20:30 AM
#5:


just buy it, shitter

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Oderus_Urungus
11/13/25 4:21:45 AM
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Just think how much bigger it would be if it was Scott's.

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boomgetchopped3
11/13/25 4:24:25 AM
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Is that one giant role? So the pieces are like a foot wide? Who asked for this?

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MarshMellow
11/13/25 4:41:11 AM
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So that's actually 3 superwide rolls you need a public toilet dispenser for.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00e718b7.jpg
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Purple_Cheetah
11/13/25 5:05:43 AM
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I've seen these in the store and always just stare at them. The destroyer of toilet.
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ConfusedTorchic
11/13/25 5:56:16 AM
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how much is it though, and is it regular quality or half ply gas station quality

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HojoojoH_2
11/13/25 6:56:20 AM
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MarshMellow posted...
So that's actually 3 superwide rolls you need a public toilet dispenser for.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00e718b7.jpg

It's pathetic but some people have those dispensers in their homes..usually it's corporate landlords who install them. The landlords probably get them free from the workplaces that they bankrupt and scrap, or similar.

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divot1338
11/13/25 7:06:34 AM
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poopnames.com

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JlM
11/13/25 7:07:31 AM
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FOREVER* ROLL!

*up to one month

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Kalk
11/13/25 8:51:06 AM
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Massively clogged toilets incoming. lol

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monkmith
11/13/25 8:52:51 AM
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how the fuck am i supposed to put that on the little spinner thing?

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tripleh213
11/13/25 8:53:51 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17e88b7e.jpg

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Kami_no_Kami
11/13/25 9:02:31 AM
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I saw an ad for those. They have a Starter Kit on Amazon that comes with the metal stand you need to use them/crush your cats.
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DipDipDiver
11/13/25 9:29:20 AM
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Imagine your cat gets ahold of that

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archizzy
11/13/25 9:33:11 AM
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I wish my university would switch to these at work. Man Ive gotten so used to Charmin ultra soft over the years that the industrial generic stuff they use at work is way too rough. Didnt bother me much in my youth but now it does. Its borderline sand paper. My paper towels for my kitchen are softer with more flexibility.

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MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:49:08 AM
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HojoojoH_2 posted...
It's pathetic but some people have those dispensers in their homes..usually it's corporate landlords who install them. The landlords probably get them free from the workplaces that they bankrupt and scrap, or similar.

We got the dispensers for free at my old job as long as we ordered TP from the same company.

I really hate those things. If you pull too hard it breaks off inside then you have to reach in and dig around on the roll to find the end of it knowing other people with nasty hands did the same thing.
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vycebrand2
11/13/25 11:43:31 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
Is that one giant role? So the pieces are like a foot wide? Who asked for this?
My Dad is the type of person to make a homemade toliet paper dispenser. Which he did. Its a tall wood box with dowels to put the rolls on

I can imagine him building something for this.

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HojoojoH_2
11/13/25 7:22:37 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Landlords are pathetic. All of them

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KJ_StErOiDs
11/13/25 7:31:43 PM
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The bear essentials...Hur hur hur.

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Rika_Furude
11/13/25 7:33:57 PM
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Have you guys not used public toilets? They often have dispensers with massive rolls in them like these. Are these not just refills for those?
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Super_Slash
11/13/25 10:13:20 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Have you guys not used public toilets? They often have dispensers with massive rolls in them like these. Are these not just refills for those?
Yeah that was mentioned later on. They blend in quite well so I thought it was one giant roll, but now I see the splits.

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Super_Slash
11/13/25 10:16:39 PM
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But it is still weird nonetheless. The average person cannot use these huge rolls the way theyre meant to be used, so why sell them as a common everyday item? Thats not even going to conveniently fit anywhere in any average everyday bathroom.

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/13/25 10:21:15 PM
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MarshMellow posted...
So that's actually 3 superwide rolls you need a public toilet dispenser for.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00e718b7.jpg
Oh I see, lol

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Westernwolf4
11/14/25 1:11:42 PM
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Oderus_Urungus posted...
When you really want to tp the house, yard, and the neighbors.

You just know these are being purchased at Midnight by a bunch of kids along with a carton of eggs.


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Rika_Furude
11/14/25 8:41:06 PM
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Super_Slash posted...
But it is still weird nonetheless. The average person cannot use these huge rolls the way theyre meant to be used, so why sell them as a common everyday item? Thats not even going to conveniently fit anywhere in any average everyday bathroom.
In case an office somewhere runs out and someone needs to buy some asap
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kingdrake2
11/14/25 8:47:30 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
The destroyer of toilet.


super toilet could handle it, cosmo is traumatized by super toilet.

so much clogging.

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DragulaRULEZ
11/14/25 9:51:16 PM
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No wall can hold it:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b4f9d30.jpg

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ShineboxPhil
11/14/25 9:55:32 PM
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Or get a bidet

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party_animal07
11/14/25 9:57:01 PM
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Took me a second to realize hiw big that is.

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/15/25 12:42:23 AM
#37:


party_animal07 posted...
Took me a second to realize hiw big that is.
I didn't realize how big it was until here:

MarshMellow posted...
So that's actually 3 superwide rolls you need a public toilet dispenser for.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00e718b7.jpg
We really needed a banana for scale on this one.

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