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HighSeraph 11/04/25 5:17:55 PM #1:	Dumpty. It left him entirely defenseless. --- The shadows I live with are numberless <cite>HighSeraph posted [p:986937875] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Dumpty.It left him entirely defenseless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 11/04/25 5:19:30 PM #2:	How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care? --- Time is a funny thing, you know? I guess in the big picture of my life, you were only a blip. But oftentimes, those "blips" make the biggest impacts. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:986937892] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/04/25 5:19:45 PM #3:	Yeah but how else could they put Humpty together again? --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:986937894] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but how else could they put Humpty together again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 11/04/25 5:20:16 PM #4:	Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care? It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:986937897] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... </cite><quote>How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care?</quote>It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 11/04/25 5:20:43 PM #5:	That was just horses and men, he still had centaurs. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:986937904] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>That was just horses and men, he still had centaurs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/04/25 5:21:09 PM #6:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/df091690.png --- Gamefaqs Community Organizer <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:986937913] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/df091690.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 11/04/25 5:22:12 PM #7:	But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again. --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:986937922] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 11/04/25 5:23:06 PM #8:	Panthera posted... But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again. What --- Time is a funny thing, you know? I guess in the big picture of my life, you were only a blip. But oftentimes, those "blips" make the biggest impacts. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:986937939] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Panthera posted... </cite><quote>But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again.</quote>What</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 11/04/25 5:24:09 PM #9:	The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:986937947] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 11/04/25 5:25:39 PM #10:	How did an egg climb a wall anyway? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:986937966] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>How did an egg climb a wall anyway?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 11/04/25 5:27:43 PM #11:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess. Maybe he's a Kaiju and you need the horsepower to move his pieces --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:986937988] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.</quote>Maybe he's a Kaiju and you need the horsepower to move his pieces</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 11/04/25 5:30:14 PM #12:	Sariana21 posted... It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette. Verdekal posted... How did an egg climb a wall anyway? Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme. --- It is what it is, man. <cite>CRON posted [p:986938008] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette.</quote>Verdekal posted... </cite><quote>How did an egg climb a wall anyway?</quote>Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 11/04/25 5:32:57 PM #13:	CRON posted... Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme. Technically nothing in my post assumed Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Maybe the king sent away all his men so he could eat his omelette in peace. Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:986938028] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.</quote>Technically nothing in my post assumed Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Maybe the king sent away all his men so he could eat his omelette in peace. Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 11/04/25 5:34:07 PM #14:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess. --- Legend of Legaia is the best game ever Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:986938044] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 11/04/25 5:34:24 PM #15:	CRON posted... Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme. I don't know the origin of it, so it's possible it came about after popular depictions as an egg rather than vice-versa, but I learned a second verse in school that says so: They tried and tried and tried and tried. The king looked on, and even cried. Then out of the hush, one horseman cried: "Who wants scrambled, and who wants fried?" --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:986938049] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.</quote>I don't know the origin of it, so it's possible it came about after popular depictions as an egg rather than vice-versa, but I learned a second verse in school that says so:They tried and tried and tried and tried.The king looked on, and even cried.Then out of the hush, one horseman cried:"Who wants scrambled, and who wants fried?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AndyReklaw 11/04/25 5:38:16 PM #16:	Sariana21 posted... Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon. Certainly would make more sense for the whole "putting back together thing". Dunno how you'd expect a bunch of soldiers to put a dude or an egg back together. --- This user is awesome!: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/user/gamefaqs-user?account=12351915135 <cite>AndyReklaw posted [p:986938088] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon.</quote>Certainly would make more sense for the whole "putting back together thing". Dunno how you'd expect a bunch of soldiers to put a dude or an egg back together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/04/25 5:39:56 PM #17:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess. Horses is antiquated shorthand for horse-drawn vehicles. It's like sending a firetruck to a fire. Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:986938106] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king. Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.</quote>Horses is antiquated shorthand for horse-drawn vehicles. It's like sending a firetruck to a fire. Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/04/25 5:41:22 PM #18:	Tyranthraxus posted... Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can. I feel like the firetruck is a pretty important part of the process, even beyond conveyance. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:986938126] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can.</quote>I feel like the firetruck is a pretty important part of the process, even beyond conveyance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkknight109 11/04/25 5:45:45 PM #19:	Verdekal posted... How did an egg climb a wall anyway? The idea that Humpty Dumpty was an egg is expanded universe material and is non-canon to the original nursery rhyme, which does not specify his species. He was likely intended to be a very fragile human who fell off a very tall wall. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:986938204] in It was a m... [t:81065474]...</cite> <quote>Verdekal posted... </cite><quote>How did an egg climb a wall anyway?</quote>The idea that Humpty Dumpty was an egg is expanded universe material and is non-canon to the original nursery rhyme, which does not specify his species. He was likely intended to be a very fragile human who fell off a very tall wall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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