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Touch
10/30/25 4:59:48 PM
#1:


If the bag has both options obveeeeee

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UnholyMudcrab
10/30/25 5:00:13 PM
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Neither of those, wtf

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Limelol
10/30/25 5:01:11 PM
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Pull the top apart isn't an option?

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GeminiDeus
10/30/25 5:01:12 PM
#4:


Pop it in the microwave until something explodes.

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Aztex
10/30/25 5:03:23 PM
#5:


I don't eat any

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monkmith
10/30/25 5:05:10 PM
#6:


i'm american so i shoot my bag of chips open like a sensible person.

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Touch
10/30/25 5:06:07 PM
#7:


Limelol posted...
Pull the top apart isn't an option?
You know I don't know why I didn't think of that

Prolly cuz I'm dumb

EVERYONE STOP POSTING SO I CAN REDO TOPIC

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Mist_Turnips
10/30/25 5:06:22 PM
#8:


With the blade I studied.

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monkmith
10/30/25 5:06:38 PM
#9:


no fuck that keep this topic alive!

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TendoDRM
10/30/25 5:06:56 PM
#10:


Limelol posted...
Pull the top apart isn't an option?

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thenotoriouscat
10/30/25 5:07:11 PM
#11:


Limelol posted...
Pull the top apart isn't an option?


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Supersonic_Pain
10/30/25 5:10:32 PM
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I thought "pop it" meant "pull the top apart" tbh

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Mechu
10/30/25 5:11:04 PM
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Touch posted...
You know I don't know why I didn't think of that

Prolly cuz I'm dumb

EVERYONE STOP POSTING SO I CAN REDO TOPIC
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Touch
10/30/25 5:23:15 PM
#14:


Supersonic_Pain posted...
I thought "pop it" meant "pull the top apart" tbh
I guess y'all can choose pop it as pull the top apart

SINCE YOU WONT LET ME KILL THIS TOPIC

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kingdrake2
10/30/25 5:25:10 PM
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Touch posted...
SINCE YOU WONT LET ME KILL THIS TOPIC


we're all prolonging the topic because it's needed.

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thekosmicfool
10/30/25 5:25:19 PM
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Scissors. pulling the top apart can cause it to tear and split the bag down the sides. cutting with scissors make a nice crisp slice that isn't likely to split.

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Bass
10/30/25 5:25:21 PM
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Supersonic_Pain posted...
I thought "pop it" meant "pull the top apart" tbh
This, so what the hell is pop it?

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HudGard
10/30/25 5:25:39 PM
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Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?

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Enclave
10/30/25 5:26:14 PM
#19:


Limelol posted...
Pull the top apart isn't an option?


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Touch
10/30/25 5:26:31 PM
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Bass posted...
This, so what the hell is pop it?
Like you squeeze on it with both hands causing it to pop and half the contents to fly out and onto the floor

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Storm_Shadow
10/30/25 5:26:39 PM
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I interpreted "pop it" as "squeeze the bag until it explodes", so that is what I voted.

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Limelol
10/30/25 5:27:24 PM
#22:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
That sounds like effort.

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TendoDRM
10/30/25 5:34:27 PM
#23:


thekosmicfool posted...
pulling the top apart can cause it to tear and split the bag down the sides

git gud

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MorbidFaithless
10/30/25 5:34:52 PM
#24:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
I have a cousin that does this. Thought "huh" and never considered it myself.

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Killmonger
10/30/25 5:38:13 PM
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With my teeth.

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/30/25 5:41:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6acef42.jpg

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Limelol
10/30/25 5:42:53 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6acef42.jpg
Is this ban worthy?

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HudGard
10/30/25 5:45:57 PM
#29:


Limelol posted...
That sounds like effort.
Maybe at first. But it seems to save on effort over the long term. Less geometry to navigate between you and the chips.

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tankboy
10/30/25 6:08:47 PM
#30:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
I do that! My wife thinks its uncouth but I believe it is more civilized.
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monkmith
10/30/25 6:10:03 PM
#31:


Limelol posted...
Is this ban worthy?
ban a man for properly using his swiss army knife?

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modena
10/30/25 6:11:21 PM
#32:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
I do at work because I usually have scissors. I usually fillet the bag open. *small bags from vending machine*

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Bugmeat
10/30/25 6:15:19 PM
#33:


I carefully open it across the top, making sure not let it rip down the side. My girlfriend opens shit all willy nilly and doesn't care if she rips it down the side. So I make sure to open any bags that I plan to be eating from. It bugs me when they aren't opened neatly. I have a specific way that I fold and reseal the bag to keep the contents fresh and rips down the side make that difficult, if not impossible. I won't make a claim of O.C.D., I just have a very strong preference. >_>


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GeminiDeus
10/30/25 6:25:36 PM
#34:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
Yeah, it's the smart thing to do and I'm surprised so many comments are saying they don't. They're probably also the type of people who reach into a Pringles canister instead of steadily pouring them out when the stack is lower.

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Touch
10/30/25 6:33:16 PM
#35:


GeminiDeus posted...
Yeah, it's the smart thing to do and I'm surprised so many comments are saying they don't. They're probably also the type of people who reach into a Pringles canister instead of steadily pouring them out when the stack is lower.
I do this so I can act like I'm Barrett when my whole arm is in the can

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furb
10/30/25 6:33:43 PM
#36:


Pull apart

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MarshMellow
10/30/25 6:35:00 PM
#37:


I use a lighter and melt the top of the bag. It prevents those tears that keep on going.
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SparkMark1
10/30/25 6:51:30 PM
#38:


Pull apart.

If it is the snack sized bags you'll eat for a meal, I pull apart, tear down one side, tear the bottom and use the bag as a makeshift plate.
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thronedfire2
10/30/25 7:09:54 PM
#39:


Limelol posted...
Pull the top apart isn't an option?


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Thermador446
10/30/25 7:18:34 PM
#40:


Thunderclap

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Ivynn
10/30/25 7:20:55 PM
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Posting so TC can't close

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NoxObscuras
10/30/25 7:23:30 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c84ab6d2.jpg

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boomgetchopped3
10/30/25 7:49:48 PM
#43:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
Neither of those, wtf

lol seriously I pinch and pull

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Rika_Furude
10/30/25 8:08:15 PM
#44:


HudGard posted...
Random but does anyone else use scissors to cut the bag shorter when the contents get lower?
No, cause I use the loose plastic to fold the bag over to keep it slightly fresher for slightly longer
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Homeless_Waifu
10/30/25 8:27:50 PM
#46:


I bite it open

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