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AceMos 10/27/25 9:18:07 AM #1:	you have to spend it all in 1 day other wise you dont get to keep it and everything you bought gets taken away you can not give it to friends nor can you tip it to some one or anything like that you have to spend it all and pay exactly the dollar amount for what you have purchased --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852332] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>you have to spend it all in 1 day other wise you dont get to keep it and everything you bought gets taken awayyou can not give it to friends nor can you tip it to some one or anything like thatyou have to spend it all and pay exactly the dollar amount for what you have purchased</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 10/27/25 9:22:09 AM #2:	AceMos posted... other wise you dont get to keep it and everything you bought gets taken away what if I buy food with the money and eat it is the big guy gonna push a tube into me and siphon all the semi-digested food out of me once the day is up --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: The Legend of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/80952015 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:986852359] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>other wise you dont get to keep it and everything you bought gets taken away</quote>what if I buy food with the money and eat itis the big guy gonna push a tube into me and siphon all the semi-digested food out of me once the day is up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/27/25 9:24:12 AM #3:	Easy. I just buy a bunch of things that I want, then spend the rest on buying Supreme Court justices and republican politicians. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:986852369] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Easy. I just buy a bunch of things that I want, then spend the rest on buying Supreme Court justices and republican politicians. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 10/27/25 9:25:33 AM #4:	Distant_Rainbow posted... what if I buy food with the money and eat it is the big guy gonna push a tube into me and siphon all the semi-digested food out of me once the day is up yes --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852378] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Distant_Rainbow posted... </cite><quote>what if I buy food with the money and eat itis the big guy gonna push a tube into me and siphon all the semi-digested food out of me once the day is up</quote>yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 10/27/25 9:26:57 AM #5:	AceMos posted... yes oh bother --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: The Legend of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/80952015 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:986852385] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>yes</quote>oh bother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mechu 10/27/25 9:31:31 AM #6:	Only one day to the exact dollar? Nah. Not happening. <cite>Mechu posted [p:986852414] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Only one day to the exact dollar? Nah. Not happening. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 10/27/25 9:31:33 AM #7:	I buy $1b in savings bonds, mutual funds and stocks. --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:986852416] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I buy $1b in savings bonds, mutual funds and stocks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/27/25 9:32:51 AM #8:	simple. buy 1bil worth of rare earth metals. sell them after the day restriction is done with. might lose money but its an easy way to beat the time restriction. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:986852426] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>simple. buy 1bil worth of rare earth metals. sell them after the day restriction is done with. might lose money but its an easy way to beat the time restriction.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 10/27/25 9:34:53 AM #9:	I don't think it's actually possible to spend $1B in one day. Anything that costs more than a couple thousand costs hours to days to buy. Even if you manage to find some skyscraper to buy for $1B on the nose, there's no way you're getting the relevant parties to the table in 24 hours. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:986852451] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I don't think it's actually possible to spend $1B in one day. Anything that costs more than a couple thousand costs hours to days to buy. Even if you manage to find some skyscraper to buy for $1B on the nose, there's no way you're getting the relevant parties to the table in 24 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/27/25 9:36:02 AM #10:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... I don't think it's actually possible to spend $1B in one day. Anything that costs more than a couple thousand costs hours to days to buy. Even if you manage to find some skyscraper to buy for $1B on the nose, there's no way you're getting the relevant parties to the table in 24 hours. find one that costs 500mil and tell them if they close within 24 hours you'll pay 1bil. you will see things move very quickly. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:986852456] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I don't think it's actually possible to spend $1B in one day. Anything that costs more than a couple thousand costs hours to days to buy. Even if you manage to find some skyscraper to buy for $1B on the nose, there's no way you're getting the relevant parties to the table in 24 hours.</quote>find one that costs 500mil and tell them if they close within 24 hours you'll pay 1bil. you will see things move very quickly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 10/27/25 9:51:53 AM #11:	I love the movie Brewsters Millions. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:986852587] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I love the movie Brewsters Millions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ_StErOiDs 10/27/25 9:53:21 AM #12:	Would just pour it into an S&P 500 index fund, and have it not reinvest dividends. --- "Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle <cite>KJ_StErOiDs posted [p:986852592] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Would just pour it into an S&P 500 index fund, and have it not reinvest dividends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/27/25 9:55:11 AM #13:	Buy everything I want, spend the rest bribing politicians, easy. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:986852607] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Buy everything I want, spend the rest bribing politicians, easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 10/27/25 9:56:29 AM #14:	Ivynn posted... Buy everything I want, spend the rest bribing politicians, easy. do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852619] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>Buy everything I want, spend the rest bribing politicians, easy.</quote>do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/27/25 9:57:05 AM #15:	AceMos posted... do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds Buy a jet, fly to their mansions, dump it on their houses --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:986852625] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds</quote>Buy a jet, fly to their mansions, dump it on their houses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 10/27/25 10:00:06 AM #17:	monkmith posted... find one that costs 500mil and tell them if they close within 24 hours you'll pay 1bil. you will see things move very quickly. Maybe. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:986852641] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>find one that costs 500mil and tell them if they close within 24 hours you'll pay 1bil. you will see things move very quickly.</quote>Maybe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/27/25 10:05:34 AM #18:	I buy one billion dollars worth of $NVDA and figure the rest of it out later. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:986852678] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I buy one billion dollars worth of $NVDA and figure the rest of it out later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 10/27/25 10:07:55 AM #19:	Easy. Buy a nice home and piece of land. Buy a large piece of land, to build up some homes and business district for rent. Buy several nice cars Buy my close family and friends nice home and cars Pay off all of my debts Pay off my close family and friends debts. Buy some IT shit Ive been wanting to buy since forever. Either buyout a good company I can afford and willing to sell OR just invest the rest into an SP500 stock. Hire an expensive lawyer and accountant to make sure everything Im doing is above board and willing to work a full 24 hours, and urgently. Honestly theres no downside to this deal. <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:986852701] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Easy.Buy a nice home and piece of land.Buy a large piece of land, to build up some homes and business district for rent.Buy several nice carsBuy my close family and friends nice home and carsPay off all of my debtsPay off my close family and friends debts.Buy some IT shit Ive been wanting to buy since forever.Either buyout a good company I can afford and willing to sell OR just invest the rest into an SP500 stock.Hire an expensive lawyer and accountant to make sure everything Im doing is above board and willing to work a full 24 hours, and urgently.Honestly theres no downside to this deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 10/27/25 10:07:57 AM #20:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] i said no tips and everything you just listed would not come close to a billion --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852702] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> i said no tipsand everything you just listed would not come close to a billion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 10/27/25 10:09:53 AM #21:	AceMos posted... do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds Less than a day, domestically. <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:986852716] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds</quote>Less than a day, domestically.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 10/27/25 10:14:57 AM #22:	It would've been impossible if you gave the same conditions from Brewster's Millions. Since you didn't, it's easy peasy. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:986852759] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>It would've been impossible if you gave the same conditions from Brewster's Millions. Since you didn't, it's easy peasy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/27/25 10:16:00 AM #23:	AceMos posted... do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds Wire transfers are basically instant. You'll spend more time filling out paperwork to do the transfer than the time it actually takes to move the money. Your biggest problem here is that you're probably not going to be able to get into contact with any SCOTUS justices in less than a day. It's not like they're going to drop everything to immediately talk to someone they've never heard of before just because they say they have millions of dollars they want to donate. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:986852767] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>do you have any idea how much time it would take to transfer those kinds of funds</quote>Wire transfers are basically instant. You'll spend more time filling out paperwork to do the transfer than the time it actually takes to move the money. Your biggest problem here is that you're probably not going to be able to get into contact with any SCOTUS justices in less than a day. It's not like they're going to drop everything to immediately talk to someone they've never heard of before just because they say they have millions of dollars they want to donate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mechu 10/27/25 10:19:21 AM #25:	asdf8562 posted... Easy. Buy a nice home and piece of land. Buy a large piece of land, to build up some homes and business district for rent. Buy several nice cars Buy my close family and friends nice home and cars Pay off all of my debts Pay off my close family and friends debts. Buy some IT shit Ive been wanting to buy since forever. Either buyout a good company I can afford and willing to sell OR just invest the rest into an SP500 stock. Hire an expensive lawyer and accountant to make sure everything Im doing is above board and willing to work a full 24 hours, and urgently. Honestly theres no downside to this deal. You aren't doing all of that in one day. <cite>Mechu posted [p:986852794] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>asdf8562 posted... </cite><quote>Easy.Buy a nice home and piece of land.Buy a large piece of land, to build up some homes and business district for rent.Buy several nice carsBuy my close family and friends nice home and carsPay off all of my debtsPay off my close family and friends debts.Buy some IT shit Ive been wanting to buy since forever.Either buyout a good company I can afford and willing to sell OR just invest the rest into an SP500 stock.Hire an expensive lawyer and accountant to make sure everything Im doing is above board and willing to work a full 24 hours, and urgently.Honestly theres no downside to this deal.</quote>You aren't doing all of that in one day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MotaroRIP619 10/27/25 10:21:23 AM #26:	I would hire a financial advisor to help me make quick investments that I could live off of the rest of my life. <cite>MotaroRIP619 posted [p:986852805] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I would hire a financial advisor to help me make quick investments that I could live off of the rest of my life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 10/27/25 10:22:56 AM #27:	Mechu posted... You aren't doing all of that in one day. You definitely can with a billion dollars. Im honestly not sure where some are getting this idea that one cant. Especially when you have enough money to hire people to divide and conquer. <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:986852817] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Mechu posted... </cite><quote>You aren't doing all of that in one day.</quote>You definitely can with a billion dollars. Im honestly not sure where some are getting this idea that one cant. Especially when you have enough money to hire people to divide and conquer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 10/27/25 10:24:20 AM #28:	A day is not realistic at all, but... Find a really good real estate agent. Offer him 5 million to find me an expensive mansion. Tell him I need to pay exactly 990 million for it, after taxes, fees, whatever. Make sure he knows I will pay over asking price, it has to be done ASAP. Then once the deal is set and payment is done, tell him I changed my mind, I don't actually like it. Offer him 5 million again to sell it as quick as possible, but for no less than 70% of market value. I would end up with less than a billion, but still several hundred million. ...Or drop a billion into Bitcoin and cash it out tomorrow. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:986852830] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>A day is not realistic at all, but...Find a really good real estate agent. Offer him 5 million to find me an expensive mansion. Tell him I need to pay exactly 990 million for it, after taxes, fees, whatever. Make sure he knows I will pay over asking price, it has to be done ASAP. Then once the deal is set and payment is done, tell him I changed my mind, I don't actually like it. Offer him 5 million again to sell it as quick as possible, but for no less than 70% of market value. I would end up with less than a billion, but still several hundred million....Or drop a billion into Bitcoin and cash it out tomorrow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 10/27/25 10:31:40 AM #29:	I forgot to post how I would spend it. Complete my wishlist for Steam, gog, and my consoles. Pay off all my bills and debts as far in advance as I can. Buy a year's supply of essentials and non perishables. Buy a second car off the lot. Buy a house off the lot (off the books if I need to). Quickly invest in a bunch of stock options. "Invest" the rest in an "entrepreneur". --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:986852874] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>I forgot to post how I would spend it.Complete my wishlist for Steam, gog, and my consoles.Pay off all my bills and debts as far in advance as I can.Buy a year's supply of essentials and non perishables.Buy a second car off the lot.Buy a house off the lot (off the books if I need to).Quickly invest in a bunch of stock options."Invest" the rest in an "entrepreneur".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 10/27/25 10:34:14 AM #30:	Tyranthraxus posted... You'll spend more time filling out paperwork to do the transfer than the time it actually takes to move the money. the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852899] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>You'll spend more time filling out paperwork to do the transfer than the time it actually takes to move the money.</quote>the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 10/27/25 10:42:58 AM #31:	AceMos posted... the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday You can pay people to divide and conquer <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:986852978] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday</quote>You can pay people to divide and conquer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 10/27/25 10:43:29 AM #32:	asdf8562 posted... You can pay people to divide and conquer and the paper work to have them authorized to use your funds --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986852982] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>asdf8562 posted... </cite><quote>You can pay people to divide and conquer</quote>and the paper work to have them authorized to use your funds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 10/27/25 10:44:29 AM #33:	AceMos posted... and the paper work to have them authorized to use your funds You can pay people to divide and conquer. Its not going to take hours to do that. Giving someone POA is not an over 24 hours or even hours process with a billion dollar budget. <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:986852991] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>and the paper work to have them authorized to use your funds</quote>You can pay people to divide and conquer. Its not going to take hours to do that. Giving someone POA is not an over 24 hours or even hours process with a billion dollar budget.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/27/25 10:46:09 AM #34:	AceMos posted... the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday Just to be clear it takes like 5 minutes at most to fill out the paperwork for a wire transfer. The transfer itself is basically instant. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:986853009] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>the paper work and all of the verification is why im saying your doing it in aday</quote>Just to be clear it takes like 5 minutes at most to fill out the paperwork for a wire transfer. The transfer itself is basically instant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 10/27/25 10:49:12 AM #35:	You can't realistically do it --- "My lord, even 'the bud' slips into alcoholism these days." - AlCalavicci <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:986853038] in 1 billion ... [t:81061285]...</cite> <quote>You can't realistically do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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