Current Events > Forget it Jake, it's Morbin time.

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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who morb. You morb.

Im king of the morbld!

This...is my MORB STICK!

John Matrix - Remember Sully when I promised to Morb you last?

Sully - That's right Matrix, you did!

John Matrix - I lied!

Sully - IT'S MORBIN TIME!!!

(If you dont get the reference)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAw_ne3BII

Morb, uh, finds a way

Why be with a hero when you can Morb with a zero?

Kid, I got two words for ya: it's morbin' time!!

Morbud.
-Charles Foster Kane

Sundercles posted...

Morbud.
-Charles Foster Kane

I almost did this one lol

Here's looking at you, morb

There's no Morbin' in baseball!

I did nothing. The Morb was his enemy.

What is The Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to Morb a human being... into this.

Morb. James Morb.

Morbin, not stirred.

In Sicily, women are more morbin' than shotguns.

If he could learn to Morb another, and earn her Morb in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain Morbed for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Morb?

Morb away. Merril, morb away.

Come with me if you want to Morb.

Never go in against a Sicilian when morb is on the line!

I Morb your milkshake!

No fate but what we Morb

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few morbs..."

You cant handle the morb!

I know morb fu

For me, I think it's something my wife would have wanted me to do...
I lost her in a bandit raid years ago. I wasn't even there to stop it.
Time moved on. The world still revolves.
And I'm stuck at the same dinner table looking at an empty chair... And I see her there.
And she's always smiling... my reflection in her eyes.
And she looks at me, burnt sage in my eyes...
I look at the stars unchanged where the vines won't grow and the dust can't collect, and I know everyone everywhere is looking at the same light whether they realize it or not, and if I were gone and she were here, she'd be thinking the same thing...
So I want to know - when you look at the stars, or books on the bookshelf, do you feel everyone else gazing back... or have you just not Morbed yet?

I'm gonna Morb him an offer he can't refuse

In space noone can hear you morb.

Rule one of Morbin' Club is, you don't talk about Morbin' Club.

Rule two of Morbin' Club is, you don't talk about Morbin' Club!

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and morb.

You dare use my own Morbs against me, Potter?

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in Morbin warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare morb. A man who's been trained to morb pain, morb weather, to morb off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat morb. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To morb! Period! Win by morbin. Well Morbius was the best.

Get in, loser, we're going morbing

Dude, where's my morb?

Where's your morb dude?

Anyway, like I was sayin', morb is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, morb-kabobs, morb creole, morb gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple morb, lemon morb, coconut morb, pepper morb, morb soup, morb stew, morb salad, morb and potatoes, morb burger, morb sandwich. That- that's about it.

If you build it he will morb.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Morb when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

HighSeraph posted...

There's no Morbin' in baseball!

If your morb it, they will come.

I don't like Morb. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Morb-off, bro! Me and you!

"Mother... you're alive!"

"Too bad YOU! ..... will morb...."

I see Morb people.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to morb.

Beauty school dropout, go back to Morb school.

Hey man, you got a morb?
No, not on me.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Your morb...is MINE!

"I'll be back!"

"Only in a re-morb."

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MORB!

/caps

The morb, the morb, and the morb

Winter is morbin.

And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be Morbius, everyone can morb! And when everyone's morbin'...no one will be.