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That object has now come to life, is capable of movement and is trying to kill you.

How do you fight it off?

I don't know if I can post the thing I was thinking of originally, so I'll just say "eraser" instead. One of those small pink pencil erasers. I think I can handle it by just tearing it in half or cutting it up.

Sledgehammer.

Uh, I think I'm doomed here.

TV remote. Uh...stomp on it?

A pot for a plant. Unless it tries to suicide dive off a 3rd story balcony, I think Im fine. Itll shatter to any attack.

McmadnessV3 posted...

That object has now come to life, is capable of movement and is trying to kill you.

How do you fight it off?

I toss it into the dishwasher and clean it to death

The used cardboard toilet paper roll I just threw out.

I'm reasonably confident I can take it.

I should not have thought of a screwdriver. It could either stab me or slit my throat depending on which type it is.

A bowling pin

Id make 2 massive saline balloons with a high powered industrial vacuum to suck it in between. Suffocation seems like the most effective way since the pins are designed to withstand physical trauma

A large salami.

Unless it chokes me, this is a problem I can eat myself out of.

Thought of a candle, so if its psycho and rushes me, I just step on it and break it in half

if it waits until I am asleep and starts setting the place on fire, I might be kinda fucked

An inanimate carbon rod

Ill show him inanimate!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/11c3ba38.jpg

skin (tha outer part obviously)

it gets rid of itself *hint hint hin*

A table? Idk, walk away from it, how mobile could it be

I thought of a plank of wood.

Gonna have to nail that sucka.

I don't think i have to worry to much about an orange.

Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...

A table? Idk, walk away from it, how mobile could it be

It has legs

pokedude900 posted...

It has legs

honestly, I was thinking beauty and the beast style it was the only way that made sense to me

A pen?

I doubt it will kill me.

Gameboy, so long as it doesn't gain powers from a cart I should be okay.

Lamp. Use a baseball bat I guess.

TyVulpine posted...

Lamp. Use a baseball bat I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZONL8x8NE

Stapler, Ill survive but not without some scratches.

MartavisBryant posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZONL8x8NE

lol was just thinking about that scene the other day, actually.

I'm not sure how a hamster wheel would try to kill me, but my solution is stairs.

i picked a zebra which is a living creature thus it is now inanimate

thus i will survive

i cheated and im proud

Chair... this could go either way.

It is stable until it tries to attack, but then can be easily tipped over. It can take a lot of weight.

I'd probably look for something that I could use to strike at it from a distance (like a hockey stick). Knock it over, and disable its legs.

I picked specifically the desk my computer is on. for obvious reasons it's pretty much right beside me

I think I'm doomed

A corncob. Idk, I just keep it as a pet I guess. I don't think it could a lot of damage.

I thought of a Miku figure. I guess I just kick it across the room?

GeminiDeus posted...

I don't know if I can post the thing I was thinking of originally, so I'll just say "eraser" instead. One of those small pink pencil erasers. I think I can handle it by just tearing it in half or cutting it up.

I have a feeling we thought of a similar item
its glass or plastic so should be easy to destroy I guess. Very small anyway

AceMos posted...

i picked a zebra which is a living creature thus it is now inanimate

thus i will survive

i cheated and im proud

https://youtu.be/uXu6xNQzmaI?si=zvOnWg0eviEq5b1j