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Scarecrow17 09/14/25 9:02:55 PM #1:	This older man at my gym started talking to me around February of this year. He seemed like a very nice man and he is. He invited me to his house yesterday for lunch with him and his fiance. I had no idea what the fuck I was getting myself into. So, I walk into his house. His fiance hugs me and immediately starts feeling my body. Yes, ass included. She comments on how muscular I am and how the guy was right about me being a physical specimen. I should have walked out right then and there but I tried to stick it out. Big mistake. She starts cooking lunch(burgers and wings) while he shows me around his house. Its a nice home. Then, he shows me his work room. Hes an engineer for a living but in his free time, he likes to experiment with alternative forms of medicine. He showed me various pieces of equipment Ive never seen, and couldnt describe, hooked up to a computer running some type of program. He basically said hes looking into how quantum entanglement can be used to heal illnesses or diseases such as cancer. Thankfully, it was time for lunch so I was saved before he asked me for a DNA sample to run tests. Anyways, I thought it was strange how fast the burgers were cooked. My burger was pink. Unfortunately, I already took a few bites before I noticed. His fiance started asking me loads of questions. What I do for a living, where I was born, what I got my degree in, age, etc. all while the dude was writing down my answers on a paper. After lunch, we went to living room to talk some more. She went on several rants. One rant was centered around how countless of aliens have visited our planet and made deals with the government. These deals will be made public within the next few years and will change everything about our way of life. She also talked about how placentas are an up and coming nutritional food source that will be popular soon. In fact, apparently women got pregnant during times of war for the sole purpose of eating their placentas. Shes also a high level empath who can read everyones emotional state as soon as she enters a room but she now has a protective barrier around her as constantly reading peoples emotion was taxing for her. Then, they talked to me about astrology and did a reading of my destiny. Couldnt tell you what it was because I was completely tuned out by then. Im never going back. I thought it was going to be a nice lunch. Not an interview with a side of rants. Fuck me --- F-Zero GX is a masterpiece. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:986415488] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>This older man at my gym started talking to me around February of this year. He seemed like a very nice man and he is. He invited me to his house yesterday for lunch with him and his fiance. I had no idea what the fuck I was getting myself into. So, I walk into his house. His fiance hugs me and immediately starts feeling my body. Yes, ass included. She comments on how muscular I am and how the guy was right about me being a physical specimen. I should have walked out right then and there but I tried to stick it out. Big mistake. She starts cooking lunch(burgers and wings) while he shows me around his house. Its a nice home.Then, he shows me his work room. Hes an engineer for a living but in his free time, he likes to experiment with alternative forms of medicine. He showed me various pieces of equipment Ive never seen, and couldnt describe, hooked up to a computer running some type of program. He basically said hes looking into how quantum entanglement can be used to heal illnesses or diseases such as cancer. Thankfully, it was time for lunch so I was saved before he asked me for a DNA sample to run tests. Anyways, I thought it was strange how fast the burgers were cooked. My burger was pink. Unfortunately, I already took a few bites before I noticed. His fiance started asking me loads of questions. What I do for a living, where I was born, what I got my degree in, age, etc. all while the dude was writing down my answers on a paper. After lunch, we went to living room to talk some more. She went on several rants. One rant was centered around how countless of aliens have visited our planet and made deals with the government. These deals will be made public within the next few years and will change everything about our way of life. She also talked about how placentas are an up and coming nutritional food source that will be popular soon. In fact, apparently women got pregnant during times of war for the sole purpose of eating their placentas.Shes also a high level empath who can read everyones emotional state as soon as she enters a room but she now has a protective barrier around her as constantly reading peoples emotion was taxing for her. Then, they talked to me about astrology and did a reading of my destiny. Couldnt tell you what it was because I was completely tuned out by then. Im never going back. I thought it was going to be a nice lunch. Not an interview with a side of rants. Fuck me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SAlYAN 09/14/25 9:05:42 PM #2:	Man, the weirdo at my gym just wore bootyshorts every day and decided to deadlift naked on Christmas. Guy looked like a grumpy Mr. Clean. --- Doesn't take a lot of brains to be a good fighter. <cite>SAlYAN posted [p:986415509] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Man, the weirdo at my gym just wore bootyshorts every day and decided to deadlift naked on Christmas.Guy looked like a grumpy Mr. Clean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 09/14/25 9:07:04 PM #3:	I'm super laid back and enjoy a pink burger so I still would have chalked it up to "fuck it, I got some burgers" Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something. It actually turned out a bit more "normal" than I expected really. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:986415522] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>I'm super laid back and enjoy a pink burger so I still would have chalked it up to "fuck it, I got some burgers" Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something. It actually turned out a bit more "normal" than I expected really.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 09/14/25 9:10:57 PM #4:	It doesn't sound like you were adequately prepared for an unforgettable luncheon --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:986415560] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>It doesn't sound like you were adequately prepared for an unforgettable luncheon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 09/14/25 9:14:15 PM #6:	you had me in the first half --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:986415586] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>you had me in the first half </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 09/14/25 9:15:37 PM #7:	Congratulations on your new throuple --- Check out my daily Pokemon drawings https://bsky.app/profile/runomai.bsky.social <cite>TMOG posted [p:986415597] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations on your new throuple</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrknu 09/14/25 9:16:11 PM #8:	This happened <cite>Chrknu posted [p:986415602] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>This happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 09/14/25 9:17:09 PM #9:	Yeah pretty creepy, ngl --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:986415610] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Yeah pretty creepy, ngl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 09/14/25 9:17:19 PM #10:	lmao <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:986415617] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PissedOffMonk 09/14/25 9:19:33 PM #11:	Did you finish the burger? They may have collected your DNA on the uneaten portion <cite>PissedOffMonk posted [p:986415640] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Did you finish the burger? They may have collected your DNA on the uneaten portion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 09/14/25 9:21:44 PM #12:	almost got me --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade <cite>solosnake posted [p:986415659] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>almost got me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/14/25 9:24:30 PM #13:	Scarecrow17 posted... Shes also a high level empath yuck, as a dark empath myself, i hate other empaths --- We will leave this place an empty stone <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:986415688] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Scarecrow17 posted... </cite><quote>Shes also a high level empath</quote>yuck, as a dark empath myself, i hate other empaths</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 09/14/25 9:40:07 PM #16:	If this is a reference to something, I've clearly missed it. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:986415813] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>If this is a reference to something, I've clearly missed it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 09/14/25 9:48:02 PM #17:	Ive been to the homes of several people form the gym and its always been a pretty normal experience. Well, for one of the trainers, I went to his house for his wedding, so that wasnt exactly normal, but wasnt unpleasant. <cite>Glob posted [p:986415892] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Ive been to the homes of several people form the gym and its always been a pretty normal experience. Well, for one of the trainers, I went to his house for his wedding, so that wasnt exactly normal, but wasnt unpleasant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 09/14/25 9:50:28 PM #18:	thronedfire2 posted... you had me in the first half I believe it. CE has doubted me for less strange events in my own life. --- And which of you by worrying can add a single hour to your span of life? It's Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:986415914] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>you had me in the first half</quote>I believe it. CE has doubted me for less strange events in my own life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 09/15/25 6:54:37 AM #19:	Guys, this actually happened. I wish I was making this up. I was in disbelief when I left his house. Apparently, Ive been the third guest so far. Everyone else they invited over said no. Forgot to mention her anti-vaccination rant as well. --- F-Zero GX is a masterpiece. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:986418902] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Guys, this actually happened. I wish I was making this up. I was in disbelief when I left his house. Apparently, Ive been the third guest so far. Everyone else they invited over said no. Forgot to mention her anti-vaccination rant as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 09/15/25 6:59:47 AM #20:	I expected this to be a swinger situation but it took a wild turn, lol --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:986418916] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>I expected this to be a swinger situation but it took a wild turn, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 09/15/25 7:00:03 AM #21:	Are you thinking about changing gyms now? I see no other option --- Wink wink oh oh wink wink <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:986418918] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Are you thinking about changing gyms now? I see no other option </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/15/25 7:03:58 AM #22:	archizzy posted... Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something. It actually turned out a bit more "normal" than I expected really. It being a cuckold/threesome situation is 10000% more normal than what actually happened lmao --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:986418928] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>archizzy posted... </cite><quote>Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something. It actually turned out a bit more "normal" than I expected really.</quote>It being a cuckold/threesome situation is 10000% more normal than what actually happened lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFTHEWINNER 09/15/25 7:11:59 AM #23:	pinky0926 posted... I expected this to be a swinger situation but it took a wild turn, lol Same --- WHO AM I?FFTHEWINNER. WHO ARE YOU?URTHELOSER http://i.imgur.com/xgSex.png <cite>FFTHEWINNER posted [p:986418962] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite><quote>I expected this to be a swinger situation but it took a wild turn, lol</quote>Same</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/15/25 7:24:07 AM #24:	was she hot? --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest.. is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:986419004] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>was she hot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 09/15/25 7:27:14 AM #25:	Scarecrow17 posted... I was completely tuned out by then. >_> --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:986419016] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Scarecrow17 posted... </cite><quote>I was completely tuned out by then.</quote>>_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gu-gohan 09/15/25 8:01:54 AM #26:	The first half sounds like the beginning of a random horror movie, lol ^^ --- Like: videogames, kindness, open-mindedness, tolerance Dislike: console wars, haters, trolls, review-bombing <cite>gu-gohan posted [p:986419184] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>The first half sounds like the beginning of a random horror movie, lol ^^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 09/15/25 8:16:22 AM #27:	I'm stealing this --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:986419272] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>I'm stealing this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 09/15/25 8:16:31 AM #28:	I would not have eaten anything they served wtf lol --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:986419275] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>I would not have eaten anything they served wtf lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 09/15/25 8:23:01 AM #29:	Scarecrow17 posted... apparently women got pregnant during times of war for the sole purpose of eating their placentas. I mean, ignoring how fucking bonkers everything she thinks is, this just makes no sense. If you lacked food, needing extra food for 9 months would be the absolute opposite of a good idea, regardless of how beneficial the "product" of those 9 months could be. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:986419322] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Scarecrow17 posted... </cite><quote>apparently women got pregnant during times of war for the sole purpose of eating their placentas.</quote>I mean, ignoring how fucking bonkers everything she thinks is, this just makes no sense. If you lacked food, needing extra food for 9 months would be the absolute opposite of a good idea, regardless of how beneficial the "product" of those 9 months could be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlamVook 09/15/25 8:59:32 AM #30:	Damn, they crazy, man. --- I think that dude was a dude, dude! <cite>SlamVook posted [p:986419602] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Damn, they crazy, man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 09/15/25 9:13:47 PM #31:	boomgetchopped3 posted... Are you thinking about changing gyms now? I see no other option Probably not. Hes on the racquet ball court doing his thing anyways. rexcrk posted... was she hot? No MisterPengy posted... I mean, ignoring how fucking bonkers everything she thinks is, this just makes no sense. If you lacked food, needing extra food for 9 months would be the absolute opposite of a good idea, regardless of how beneficial the "product" of those 9 months could be. I thought the same. I decided that nodding silently in agreement was better than trying to debate her, though. --- F-Zero GX is a masterpiece. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:986426866] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>Are you thinking about changing gyms now? I see no other option</quote>Probably not. Hes on the racquet ball court doing his thing anyways.rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>was she hot?</quote>NoMisterPengy posted... </cite><quote>I mean, ignoring how fucking bonkers everything she thinks is, this just makes no sense. If you lacked food, needing extra food for 9 months would be the absolute opposite of a good idea, regardless of how beneficial the "product" of those 9 months could be.</quote>I thought the same. I decided that nodding silently in agreement was better than trying to debate her, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/15/25 9:24:07 PM #32:	GiftedACIII posted... I would not have eaten anything they served wtf lol you would have been hopelessly wingnotized --- It's just a fork in the road, and no matter where you go There you are again <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:986426977] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite><quote>I would not have eaten anything they served wtf lol</quote>you would have been hopelessly wingnotized</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnEtrav 09/15/25 9:34:14 PM #33:	Im a glutton for punishment. I wouldve stayed as long as possible an entertained the madness to see how far it might go. --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:986427069] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Im a glutton for punishment. I wouldve stayed as long as possible an entertained the madness to see how far it might go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 09/15/25 9:42:28 PM #34:	Get Jordan Peele on this, stat. --- God has heard my soul. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:986427153] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Get Jordan Peele on this, stat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 09/15/25 9:42:46 PM #35:	is this a copypasta --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:986427155] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>is this a copypasta </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blistr 09/15/25 9:53:53 PM #36:	AceMos posted... is this a copypasta If it isn't it likely will be from now on lol --- You matter, unless you are travelling at the speed of light. Then you energy. https://steamcommunity.com/id/blistr/ <cite>blistr posted [p:986427265] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>is this a copypasta</quote>If it isn't it likely will be from now on lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/15/25 9:55:39 PM #37:	Not a single threesome in that story. I expect CE to have standards with their stories, I'm leaving!!! --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:986427290] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Not a single threesome in that story.I expect CE to have standards with their stories, I'm leaving!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 09/15/25 9:58:01 PM #38:	gu-gohan posted... The first half sounds like the beginning of a random horror movie, lol ^^ I dunno, I could see the second half happening in a horror movie too. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:986427320] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>gu-gohan posted... </cite><quote>The first half sounds like the beginning of a random horror movie, lol ^^</quote>I dunno, I could see the second half happening in a horror movie too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 09/15/25 10:00:26 PM #39:	archizzy posted... Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something. I highly suspect this is coming in the future. JohnEtrav posted... Im a glutton for punishment. I wouldve stayed as long as possible an entertained the madness to see how far it might go. Exact same. --- http://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos http://youtube.com/SamSeder/videos http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats <cite>Notti posted [p:986427342] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>archizzy posted...<quote>Definitely a bit strange though. The way this started I thought you were going to say he was a cuckhold or they wanted you to get his wife pregnant or something.</quote>I highly suspect this is coming in the future.JohnEtrav posted...<quote>Im a glutton for punishment. I wouldve stayed as long as possible an entertained the madness to see how far it might go.</quote>Exact same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/15/25 10:11:15 PM #40:	That went in a very different direction than I was expecting. Thought it was going to be one of those "older couple seduces young person" things, the way the fiance felt you up on arrival. Glad they didn't try to experiment on you, at least. Definitely sounded like they wanted to --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:986427437] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>That went in a very different direction than I was expecting. Thought it was going to be one of those "older couple seduces young person" things, the way the fiance felt you up on arrival. Glad they didn't try to experiment on you, at least. Definitely sounded like they wanted to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 09/15/25 10:13:04 PM #41:	Is this a new copypasta <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:986427453] in A guy from... [t:81041363]...</cite> <quote>Is this a new copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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