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Turbam
09/11/25 9:19:47 PM
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"Jobless
Small penis
MAGA
People tell me I'm like a less funny version of Jack Swagger.

Serious swipes only."

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boxoto
09/11/25 9:26:48 PM
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you miss the shots you don't take

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haloiscoolisbak
09/11/25 9:36:32 PM
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Didn't think you'd be a large penis supremacist turbam

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DrizztLink
09/11/25 9:37:15 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Didn't think you'd be a large penis supremacist turbam
...supremis

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Turbam
09/12/25 10:12:00 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Didn't think you'd be a large penis supremacist turbam
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/65a8f5c0.jpg

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MisterPengy
09/12/25 10:15:45 AM
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What, you think not being able to hold down a job, not being blessed in the size department, and having a poor sense of humor makes a man not deserving of love?!

...Or is it just that other thing? 'Cause I agree with that one.

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Squall28
09/12/25 10:18:14 AM
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Do they really say that?

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el_cheato
09/12/25 10:21:19 AM
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Turbam posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/65a8f5c0.jpg
kratos is ancient greek he is NOT a large penis supremacist

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KogaSteelfang
09/12/25 10:30:09 AM
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I'm the personification of a left swipe. :__;

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SauI_Goodman
09/12/25 10:35:13 AM
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So because a guy didn't luck out in the penis department he's not allowed to date? Odd take.

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HANGtheDJ_86
09/12/25 10:42:32 AM
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Joblessness simply means more small peen time <3

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Smashingpmkns
09/12/25 10:43:55 AM
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Here's a dating pro-tip: dont put that you have a small penis in your dating profile

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MrResetti
09/12/25 10:46:08 AM
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Don't put anything about your penis in your profile
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MrResetti
09/12/25 10:46:29 AM
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Don't put your penis in anything really
It's dangerous out there
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divot1338
09/12/25 10:53:30 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Don't put anything about your penis in your profile
Thats for an unrequested dm.

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joe_stalin518
09/12/25 12:00:46 PM
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Turbam posted...
"Jobless
Small penis
MAGA
People tell me I'm like a less funny version of Jack Swagger.

Serious swipes only."

The wrestler?
* are you the all Canadian Canadian?

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SauI_Goodman
09/12/25 1:18:14 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Here's a dating pro-tip: dont put that you have a small penis in your dating profile
How do you propose you go about it? Give her a warning? Let her see it without mentioning it? My friend wants to know.

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NickMullen
09/12/25 1:19:24 PM
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Turbam posted...
People tell me I'm like a less funny version of Jack Swagger

Lmao

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SadButTrue
09/12/25 1:30:46 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
How do you propose you go about it? Give her a warning? Let her see it without mentioning it? My friend wants to know.

disappoint her in person instead of on the internet
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