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Kurumiee 09/06/25 3:28:48 AM #1: |
Like, you just got teleported from where you are right now. What would you say to the person that's in the midst of letting out a massive turd? --- 11-1-2020 - DuranOfForcena: ''aight i'mma head out'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/06/25 3:30:45 AM #2: |
"Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock" Then I punch him --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AgentCoulson 09/06/25 3:41:21 AM #3: |
Oh God, please! Courtesy flush! --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 09/06/25 3:46:17 AM #4: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47dfb75d.png PATHETIC --- So much ART https://www.tumblr.com/bnuiransder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waddlez 09/06/25 5:55:59 AM #5: |
Snap into a slim Jim --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll36rxs0DB1qhmn4do1_400.gif http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-kitten-box-366664.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 09/06/25 6:03:52 AM #6: |
"How dare you summon me at such a moment! Now you won't get your three wishes granted." --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ_StErOiDs 09/06/25 6:16:31 AM #7: |
I respond, "I sorry, so so sorry", and leave promptly. Surely he'd be in as much astonishment as I am. --- "Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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suchiuomizu 09/06/25 10:32:22 AM #8: |
"Why did you want me to see this?" --- WTF DUH I DUH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 09/06/25 10:34:18 AM #9: |
Who does number 2 work for? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XxKrazyChaosxX 09/06/25 11:25:57 AM #10: |
I tell them that I was sent back from the future to stop them from taking that dump that leads us down a dark path in our history. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 09/06/25 11:31:12 AM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted... "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock" Beaten to it. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 09/06/25 12:14:59 PM #12: |
Question: Have I destroyed the bathroom stall and its occupant with a Terminator-style portal hole? --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TentacleDemon 09/06/25 12:21:10 PM #13: |
Quickly grab their shirt and pull it over their head, like in a hockey fight. Then try to open the door and escape before they recover enough to start fighting in that small space. --- I wish I had walked in here and you were taking a dump on the couch, or doing homework. Anything would be better than that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 09/06/25 12:23:25 PM #14: |
You are probably wondering why I gathered you here --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png https://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thermador446 09/10/25 6:01:14 PM #15: |
Steal the TP and run --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rodu_jr 09/10/25 6:12:58 PM #16: |
I'd say oof as I fall over, no longer sitting on my chair at home ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 09/10/25 6:14:11 PM #17: |
I'm sitting and I only have one foot on the ground, so I imagine I fall down. I ain't that good at squats. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mortainous28 09/10/25 6:16:45 PM #18: |
This isn't where I parked my car.. --- Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 09/10/25 6:22:20 PM #19: |
I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 09/10/25 6:31:48 PM #20: |
"Maybe if you had a little fiber in your diet you wouldn't need to call on me every time you try to take a shit." Then walk out. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 09/10/25 6:53:54 PM #22: |
"No one will believe you" and just leave. --- http://i.imgur.com/UM1VO2V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fd6WS3f.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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