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Blastia
07/16/25 11:44:17 AM
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Except for Uno. That shit is cash

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argonautweakend
07/16/25 11:45:47 AM
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I like board games but it depends on how I am feeling.

I like a game like Ascension because I do not have to really pay attention to the other player's turns. it would help a little in planning for future turns, but it isn't necessary.
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Were_Wyrm
07/16/25 11:45:51 AM
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More like BORED GAMES!!!

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A_Good_Boy
07/16/25 11:46:34 AM
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Maybe you just haven't found the right one yet.

I played Disney's Villainous so much my friends have all vetoed the game from showing up again.

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K181
07/16/25 11:47:15 AM
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I love Catan.

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monkmith
07/16/25 11:47:17 AM
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personally i hate all card games except monopoly.

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MisterPengy
07/16/25 11:47:41 AM
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Uno is not a board game. It's a card game.

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IronChef_Kirby
07/16/25 12:17:01 PM
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Are you one of the people who instantly develops ADHD whenever the rules for a new game are being explained?

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MartavisBryant
07/16/25 12:19:46 PM
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I am irrationally triggered by the space before the colon in the topic title

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evilpresident
07/16/25 12:21:35 PM
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I love board games. The thicker the rule book, the better.

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ai123
07/16/25 12:23:02 PM
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This is what comes to mind every time someone mentions board games.

https://youtu.be/GAxGcMdAE2E

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/25 12:24:02 PM
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evilpresident posted...
I love board games. The thicker the rule book, the better.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/066aac27.jpg

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A_Good_Boy
07/16/25 12:25:35 PM
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evilpresident posted...
I love board games. The thicker the rule book, the better.
I'm getting gloomhaven flashbacks

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boomgetchopped3
07/16/25 12:33:53 PM
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Theyre fun but I hate when people bust them out at parties. It dominates the entire room

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UnsteadyOwl
07/16/25 12:38:35 PM
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It depends on the group you're playing them with. If everybody's into and focused on the game that's great, but when you have players who are having side conversations or looking at their phone and only half paying attention to the game that's not so great.

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Blastia
07/16/25 12:39:59 PM
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IronChef_Kirby posted...
Are you one of the people who instantly develops ADHD whenever the rules for a new game are being explained?
Yup. I appreciate when the one explaining the rules just says "you'll get it once we play" lol

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YugiNoob
07/16/25 1:25:41 PM
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What if youre playing a game where youre able to throw a rock so hard you knock the boss lions balls off? Bonus points: his nuts are an actual item :3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17401ea9.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/25 1:27:44 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
What if youre playing a game where youre able to throw a rock so hard you knock the boss lions balls off? Bonus points: his nuts are an actual item :3

KDM is such a good fucking game. It's literally the Dark Souls of board games.

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YugiNoob
07/16/25 1:29:08 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
KDM is such a good fucking game. It's literally the Dark Souls of board games.
It really is. Unfortunately my friend who DMs our games hasnt been around for our get togethers recently so we havent played it in ages D:

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evilpresident
07/16/25 1:30:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/066aac27.jpg
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

YugiNoob posted...
What if youre playing a game where youre able to throw a rock so hard you knock the boss lions balls off? Bonus points: his nuts are an actual item :3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17401ea9.jpg
I wanna play that one. But it's so expensive to get here

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/25 1:31:10 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
It really is. Unfortunately my friend who DMs our games hasnt been around for our get togethers recently so we havent played it in ages D:
Apparently it's on TTS. You can probably just play it solo if you want. It doesn't really need a GM.

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YugiNoob
07/16/25 1:40:17 PM
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We tried playing the DM-less way once (when that friend was there but he was busy) but it just isnt the same. I dont think it would have the same impact solo either :(

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ellis123
07/16/25 1:46:43 PM
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evilpresident posted...
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Have an actual rulebook. Gotta have some bedtime reading: https://archive.org/details/campaign-for-north-africa/mode/2up

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/25 1:50:07 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Have an actual rulebook. Gotta have some bedtime reading: https://archive.org/details/campaign-for-north-africa/mode/2up

Kriegsspiel is an actual game with actual rules though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsspiel

It's had several rules adaptations over the last two centuries. You could probably teach a college history course on just this game.


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evilpresident
07/16/25 2:00:24 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Kriegsspiel is an actual game with actual rules though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsspiel

It's had several rules adaptations over the last two centuries. You could probably teach a college history course on just this game.
Oh god, those dice

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/16/25 2:18:15 PM
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Multiplayer in general, including most board and card games, is just too dang balanced.

That, and I've decided I'm just a really sore loser, lol.

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NightRender
07/16/25 2:21:21 PM
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"This game is basically Mafia, but they added 50 pages of bullshit on top of it".

"Can we just play Mafia instead?"

"No."

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