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SaltyWet
07/15/25 1:31:53 PM
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What do you do?

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Tyranthraxus
07/15/25 1:32:28 PM
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Visit my daughter in jail and give her something to stab herself with

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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MartavisBryant
07/15/25 1:32:53 PM
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Befriend some otters

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Proto_Spark
07/15/25 1:33:31 PM
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Call em like I see em.

https://youtu.be/sbpjPRoSvLY?si=oEMGM7T8bitdDfWm
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PeteyParker
07/15/25 1:34:24 PM
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The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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Kanaya413
07/15/25 1:35:03 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Visit my daughter in jail and give her something to stab herself with

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monkmith
07/15/25 1:35:28 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Call em like I see em.

https://youtu.be/sbpjPRoSvLY?si=oEMGM7T8bitdDfWm
damn it. came to post that...

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Taarsidath-an halsaam.
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Westernwolf4
07/15/25 1:35:44 PM
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Start looking for golf balls.

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DrizztLink
07/15/25 1:36:36 PM
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Westernwolf4 posted...
Start looking for golf balls.
Is it a Titleist?

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Turbam
07/15/25 1:37:06 PM
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Make a cartoon about a sea sponge

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PeteyParker
07/15/25 1:37:25 PM
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Westernwolf4 posted...
Start looking for golf balls.

From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

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rexcrk
07/15/25 1:39:17 PM
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Can I be an architect instead?

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DrizztLink
07/15/25 1:40:06 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Can I be an architect instead?
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El_Marsh
07/15/25 1:40:33 PM
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Scam the **** out of some wealthy idiots

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Westernwolf4
07/15/25 1:41:31 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Is it a Titleist?

Hole in one!


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VeggetaX
07/15/25 1:43:13 PM
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Funny. This is what my nephew is majoring in.

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Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
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IronChef_Kirby
07/15/25 1:46:45 PM
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Octopus army

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Westernwolf4
07/15/25 1:47:01 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I had a HS girlfriend who was dead set on being a marine biologist. I have known her since first grade, and she had this dream through senior year. I always wondered where it came from-I grew up in NM, the most landlocked state ever. We didnt even have an aquarium until after I graduated.

She is very happy in her chosen career in 2025, but she is absolutely not a marine biologist. She took some classes in the field and shares your assessment.


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Villain_S_Fiend
07/15/25 1:47:44 PM
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https://youtu.be/s3qX7aVjQDU?si=qUstt5wPSWMM7Ir0

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Westernwolf4
07/15/25 1:48:11 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

mammal.


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PeteyParker
07/15/25 1:50:43 PM
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Westernwolf4 posted...
mammal.

Whatever.

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Westernwolf4
07/15/25 1:54:46 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
Whatever.

Perfectly done!


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Mistere_Man
07/15/25 1:58:10 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
What do you do?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mtmndVpJrW8?t=5

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SpawnShadow
07/15/25 2:51:20 PM
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Pitch a cartoon series about a poriferan fry cook to a kid-focused cable channel.

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BlackScythe0
07/15/25 2:52:43 PM
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Slam my head on my desk when my email is full of people asking about the megalodon.
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SadButTrue
07/15/25 2:57:58 PM
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Turbam posted...
Make a cartoon about a sea sponge

talking sea sponge with a talking starfish as his best friend

it could work ya know
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KogaSteelfang
07/15/25 2:59:50 PM
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I buy a low until I get the gist of it.

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Robot2600
07/15/25 3:00:37 PM
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i continue researching the portuguese man-o'-war

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
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JoeDangIt
07/15/25 3:03:07 PM
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Switch to xenobiology.
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akura_integra
07/15/25 3:05:42 PM
#32:


Develop the secret to long life through the immortal jellyfish and become a billionaire
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KogaSteelfang
07/15/25 3:14:13 PM
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akura_integra posted...
Develop the secret to long life through the immortal jellyfish and become a billionaire
You'll revert back to a fetus and split off into a set of twins who will replace you.

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K181
07/15/25 3:24:04 PM
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https://youtu.be/3mnEnORmwOM

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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DrizztLink
07/15/25 3:34:52 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
You'll revert back to a fetus and split off into a set of twins who will replace you.
God damn it, Kojima.

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Rai_Jin
07/15/25 3:53:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tVrzEkDuBc

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Bishop_Hastur
07/15/25 4:21:52 PM
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Start working on convincing people to give me grants to shave the whales.

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Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
Quando omni flunkus moritati
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tankboy
07/15/25 4:24:48 PM
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My uncle is a marine biologist, so I guess I'd join his lab.
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