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Turbam
06/22/25 3:49:40 PM
#51:


My bad, Aphrodite.

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AgentCoulson
06/22/25 3:50:16 PM
#52:


Poseidon. Where's Kratos when you need him?

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Amakusa
06/22/25 3:53:23 PM
#53:


Honestly of the ones listed you're safest with Hades.He at least can be reasoned with.

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/25 3:54:35 PM
#54:


Amakusa posted...
Honestly of the ones listed you're safest with Hades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

Hades is probably the worst one on the list. Worse than even Hera.

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pegusus123456
06/22/25 5:39:27 PM
#55:


Tyranthraxus posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus

Hades is probably the worst one on the list. Worse than even Hera.
Sisyphus locked up death itself, making it so no one could die. That guy's not really a victim.

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garan
06/22/25 5:39:47 PM
#56:


random_man9119 posted...
Poseidon... Jokes on him, I live in a landlocked state


Same here. 7 for the win.
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MotaroRIP619
06/22/25 5:40:17 PM
#57:


reincarnator07 posted...
Zeus. Bro I'm so cooked

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/25 5:44:11 PM
#58:


pegusus123456 posted...
Sisyphus locked up death itself, making it so no one could die. That guy's not really a victim.
No but it doesn't really matter why Hades is pissed at you for this topic, he just is.

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dancing_cactuar
06/22/25 5:44:59 PM
#59:


Hera.

I am so fucking cooked beyond belief.

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thronedfire2
06/22/25 5:46:38 PM
#60:


Poseidon

I already didn't like water anyway, but he could always send a tsunami my way

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Srk700
06/22/25 6:22:00 PM
#61:


Aphrodite

Dont really know what a vengeful Aphrodite would actually do, but its probably not as bad as most of the other options.
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divot1338
06/22/25 6:24:42 PM
#62:


Ivynn posted...
Poseidon is the father of horses?

Like, not seahorses?

What do horses have to do with the sea? >__>
Someones head got thrown in the ocean and the froth from the blood turned into horses.

If I remember correctly.

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ReturnOfDevsman
06/22/25 6:25:43 PM
#63:


Athena.

I legit have no idea.

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Compsognathus
06/22/25 6:32:26 PM
#64:


Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. He is the god of the entire earth. He, Zeus, and Hades split up the world 3 ways. Zeus got the heavens and skies, Poseidon got the earth and seas, and Hades got everything under the earth, ie the underworld. There is a reason Poseidon is called the Earth Shaker.

If you pissed off Poseidon you are well and truly fucked, regardless of your location.

Also I picked 7...so I'm fucked.

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El_Marsh
06/22/25 6:51:50 PM
#65:


Srk700 posted...
Aphrodite

Dont really know what a vengeful Aphrodite would actually do, but its probably not as bad as most of the other options.
Emotional damage!

Seriously. She was probably the patron deity for ******* and had the divine authority to influence others into her bidding, meaning that if she didn't curse you outright, she'd mess you up by turning the world against you.

Kind of like Ma-ti from Captain Planet, the least assuming power is really the one that would **** you up the most.

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VRX3000
06/22/25 6:52:39 PM
#66:


Wound up with Poseidon. I guess Im taking 20 years to get home now.

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thronedfire2
06/22/25 6:52:54 PM
#67:


Compsognathus posted...
Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. He is the god of the entire earth. He, Zeus, and Hades split up the world 3 ways. Zeus got the heavens and skies, Poseidon got the earth and seas, and Hades got everything under the earth, ie the underworld. There is a reason Poseidon is called the Earth Shaker.

If you pissed off Poseidon you are well and truly fucked, regardless of your location.

Also I picked 7...so I'm fucked.

yeah, and Hades isn't just outright evil either. He's just doing his job, keeping the underworld efficient

or at least that's what the Hades game taught me >_>

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Kurt_Russel
06/22/25 6:55:06 PM
#68:


Damn.
I done pissed off Poseidon.
Theres so much that could come from this that wouldnt only affect me, but the entire planet. Sorry everyone.

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bigtiggie23
06/22/25 6:55:52 PM
#69:


This was a bad time to pick 9.

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pegusus123456
06/22/25 7:26:52 PM
#70:


Kurt_Russel posted...
Damn.
I done pissed off Poseidon.
Theres so much that could come from this that wouldnt only affect me, but the entire planet. Sorry everyone.
Nah, Odysseus blinded and then mocked his son and Poseidon only fucked with him. The rest of the planet will be fine.

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Rath_Attack
06/22/25 7:28:04 PM
#71:


Srk700 posted...
Aphrodite

Dont really know what a vengeful Aphrodite would actually do, but its probably not as bad as most of the other options.

Depends on what you consider "not as bad".

From what I remember there are a few myth with her turning mortals into plants and animals like the others. Then there's other where her curses drive someone to self-destructive actions like Pasiphae who was cursed into loving a bull and ended up impregnated by it. The Psyche myth is her forcing impossible tasks on Psyche (with her success being due to the aid of the other gods).

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spriga
06/22/25 7:31:41 PM
#72:


Ares. Fuck! Instant death.
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Srk700
06/22/25 7:43:36 PM
#73:


Rath_Attack posted...
Depends on what you consider "not as bad".

From what I remember there are a few myth with her turning mortals into plants and animals like the others. Then there's other where her curses drive someone to self-destructive actions like Pasiphae who was cursed into loving a bull and ended up impregnated by it. The Psyche myth is forcing impossible tasks on Psyche (with her success being due to the aid of the other gods).

Yeah, I glanced over something that mentioned she cursed someone with permanent body odor after posting that. In which case I think Id rather take one of the options that offer a quick death.
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Thermador446
06/22/25 8:48:21 PM
#74:


Aphrodite.
Death by snoot snoot

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M1Astray
06/22/25 9:26:59 PM
#75:


Hades. RIP, easily the worst of the bunch, at least with the others death is an escape.

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tripleh213
06/22/25 9:28:19 PM
#76:


4 always wins

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C-zom
06/22/25 10:01:38 PM
#77:


reincarnator07 posted...
Zeus. Bro I'm so cooked


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jumi
06/22/25 11:43:31 PM
#78:


6. *clicks*

Shit.

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Evening_Dragon
06/23/25 12:13:48 AM
#79:


God dammit, why'd it have to be Zeus. Well, maybe I can get him to make a wager, and then also a distraction prostitute.

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Distant_Rainbow
06/23/25 12:24:42 AM
#80:


I'm going to put down the opinion that Zeus is probably going to be the best choice out of all of these.

Everyone else is going to hit you with some ghastly, lingering-or-unending suffering(or enlist someone to do it for them; in this vein pissing off Aphrodite is just pissing off Ares with a little extra something) that's going to make you wish you were dead, and there's no guarantee the angry god will even allow you that eventually.

Zeus is just going to blast you with his thunderbolt and be done with it. Sure, you're deader than dead. But it will be over quick.

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meestermj
06/23/25 12:47:32 AM
#81:


I got Zeus.
I present my bussy and pray for mercy.

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Evening_Dragon
06/23/25 12:47:32 AM
#82:


Distant_Rainbow posted...


Zeus is just going to blast you with his thunderbolt and be done with it. Sure, you're deader than dead. But it will be over quick.

Zeus will literally fuck your mom. Like half his stories are just fucking people for some petty reason.

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Ubergeneral3
06/23/25 1:24:29 AM
#83:


welp I pissed of Hera. I'm screwed.

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W_S_C_M
06/23/25 1:27:05 AM
#84:


I could piss them all off and be fine

because they don't exist
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Umbreon
06/23/25 1:33:01 AM
#85:


W_S_C_M posted...
I could piss them all off and be fine

because they don't exist


https://youtu.be/8pH8150Ht7Q

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Charged151
06/23/25 1:42:36 AM
#86:


Interesting how 4 and 7 were the numbers people thought of the most.

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pegusus123456
06/23/25 2:54:26 AM
#87:


Distant_Rainbow posted...
I'm going to put down the opinion that Zeus is probably going to be the best choice out of all of these.

Everyone else is going to hit you with some ghastly, lingering-or-unending suffering(or enlist someone to do it for them; in this vein pissing off Aphrodite is just pissing off Ares with a little extra something) that's going to make you wish you were dead, and there's no guarantee the angry god will even allow you that eventually.

Zeus is just going to blast you with his thunderbolt and be done with it. Sure, you're deader than dead. But it will be over quick.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c21e2ec.png

lmao

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Baneseeker
06/23/25 3:15:55 AM
#89:


PMarth2002 posted...
Poseidon. Good thing I'm in a landlocked state. Guess I'm never going to the ocean again.

He's also the god of earthquakes so you're still screwed.

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Distant_Rainbow
06/23/25 3:24:29 AM
#90:


pegusus123456 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7c21e2ec.png

lmao

Prometheus and Sisyphus weren't punished simply because they 'pissed Zeus off'. Big difference.

I'll grant you Ixion though. Was completely forgetting about him.

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YugiNoob
06/23/25 3:27:15 AM
#91:


Rath_Attack posted...
Scared. Off the top of my head, Aphrodite was why Pasiphae ended up giving birth to the Minotaur.

IIRC, a war was started because someone got her blessing .
Coincidentally I recently saw a BE AMAZED video that covered this. Really fucked up stuff.

Queen Pasiphae claimed she was lovelier than Aphrodite, which pissed her off. So she had her son Eros curse Pasiphae to fall in love with her husbands (king Minos) prized white bull. And that caused Pasiphae to have a wooden cow built for her.

one that she could fit inside. And I would prefer not to elaborate from there D:

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pegusus123456
06/23/25 3:33:19 AM
#92:


YugiNoob posted...
Queen Pasiphae claimed she was lovelier than Aphrodite, which pissed her off. So she had her son Eros curse Pasiphae to fall in love with her husbands (king Minos) prized white bull. And that caused Pasiphae to have a wooden cow built for her.

one that she could fit inside. And I would prefer not to elaborate from there D:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1bd99aa.jpg

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YugiNoob
06/23/25 4:01:42 AM
#93:


pegusus123456 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1bd99aa.jpg
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vycebrand2
06/23/25 5:03:06 AM
#94:


2 Artemis.
The Ranger/Druid Goddess
Yeah she can turn me into a deer. Yep cooked literly

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008Zulu
06/23/25 5:22:59 AM
#95:


Poseiden. Well fuck. Looks like I'm getting reamed by a bull!

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