Current Events > In the workplace, 10% of employees are responsible for 90%

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of the poops.

On one end you have the shy guys who would never use a public restroom.

And then there's the ones who realize to poop on company time is to stand up to their capitalist oppressors.

This message was broadcast from the second to last stall.

I clean the bathrooms, though I wouldnt be caught dead squatting on the bowl at work unless I really have to take a massive dump since I prefer the privacy of my own homes bathroom where I can crank up the Bluetooth speaker and jam out to darksynth while taking care of business.

Let them eat poop

Post the elmo gif. Thats me everytime i poo at work

If I'm being paid to poop then I'm gonna poop.

I genuinely don't know how you could not. I used to work in an office five days a week, and holding it in for hours, while working, plus through the commute home, is not happening.

Seaman_Prime posted...

Post the elmo gif. Thats me everytime i poo at work

https://i.imgur.com/KwfRAZL.gif

The face of the revolution.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

I'm part of the other 90% then lol. I never poop at work unless it's an emergency.

Prototypic posted...

I genuinely don't know how you could not. I used to work in an office five days a week, and holding it in for hours, while working, plus through the commute home, is not happening.

I go once in the evening after work and once in the morning before I leave. So I don't usually have to go at all while I'm at work unless something upsets my stomach.

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Reporting in from the first stall supposed to be in training

Alteres posted...

Reporting in from the first stall supposed to be in training

Hell yeah

I poop 3-4 times a day, no way Id be holding it in all day tbqh

Not only are you getting paid to poop, you are also greatly reducing your home TP purchases.

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0883a001.jpg

ours are actually nice tho

NightRender posted...

https://i.imgur.com/KwfRAZL.gif

The face of the revolution.

Thats the one. Elmo is my hero

I had the runs last weekend at work. I was the only one there for 12 hours. I must have splashed down in every single bathroom they have. All three floors.

boomgetchopped3 posted...

Let them eat poop

In this case they can have their poo and eat it too. What a cycle

I used to work 16 hour shifts. No way I wasnt going to take a dump if I needed to.