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EpicMickeyDrew
05/14/25 12:51:57 AM
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That's dumb

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Hambo
05/14/25 12:53:18 AM
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500 billion but I might wake up without diabetes one day? Oh nooooo.

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Umbreon
05/14/25 12:59:38 AM
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Presumably the rearranging is less painful than this man's method.

https://youtu.be/062Yc9T-0jQ

But I think I will still decline.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/14/25 1:03:09 AM
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Not even if I get one of the previous of these most foolish of foolish topics where I become an energy being where that may no longer matter.

This would kill over 99% of the people on Earth, and even if I am immune as Star Trek Q-lite, I need someone to actually spend that money to/with.


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VeggetaX
05/14/25 1:16:50 AM
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I want to live so no

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thenotoriouscat
05/14/25 1:18:18 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Presumably the rearranging is less painful than this man's method.

https://youtu.be/062Yc9T-0jQ

But I think I will still decline.


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Tyranthraxus
05/14/25 1:46:45 AM
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So what you're saying is everyone dies from horrific organ rejection and anyone fortunate enough to get their hands on immunosuppressants still dies but instead they die from cancer of the everything

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Kanaya413
05/14/25 1:49:24 AM
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Nah wouldnt want to fuck randoms over
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SecretBase
05/14/25 1:51:29 AM
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Hambo posted...
500 billion but I might wake up without diabetes one day? Oh nooooo.

You could also wake up with heart failure, or a completely different body in some 3rd-world country that doesn't speak any of your languages.

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DrizztLink
05/14/25 2:34:36 AM
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That's certainly one way to make humans extinct.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/14/25 2:39:51 AM
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Why do you do this

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008Zulu
05/14/25 2:44:48 AM
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When you said "rearranged", I thought you meant my lungs in my butt or something to that effect.

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Hambo
05/14/25 2:49:55 AM
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SecretBase posted...
You could also wake up with heart failure, or a completely different body in some 3rd-world country that doesn't speak any of your languages.
Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine. Totally fine.

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Enclave
05/14/25 3:02:53 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
So what you're saying is everyone dies from horrific organ rejection and anyone fortunate enough to get their hands on immunosuppressants still dies but instead they die from cancer of the everything


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Hejiru
05/14/25 5:18:12 AM
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Pretty much everyone would die, considering that you have to be a match for most organ transplants.

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Philip027
05/14/25 7:19:13 AM
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This will almost certainly kill you, so that money won't do much good.
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