Current Events > RFK Jr. Swims in Sewage-Tainted Creek with Grandchildren

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Humble_Novice
05/12/25 8:44:14 PM
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https://people.com/rfk-jr-swims-sewage-tained-creek-grandchildren-despite-national-park-service-warning-11733420

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. plunged into a creek deemed a "hazard" to human health as part of his Mother's Day celebrations on Sunday, May 11.

The Department of Health and Human Services secretary, 71, posted photos to X of himself and his family at Rock Creek Park in Washington, D.C. In one of the images, Kennedy is fully submerged with his head underwater. In another, he holds one of his grandchildren as the child's feet dip into the creek. The National Park Service banned swimming and wading in the creek due to "high bacteria levels" in the water.

"Mothers Day hike in Dumbarton Oaks Park with Amaryllis, Bobby, Kick, and Jackson, and a swim with my grandchildren, Bobcat and Cassius in Rock Creek," Kennedy captioned his post on Sunday.

The NPS warns that possible infectious pathogens in Rock Creek a tributary of the Potomac River could pose a risk to human and pet health. The agency urges visitors, "Please protect yourself and your pooches by staying on trails and out of the creek."

Many of D.C.'s waterways are not fit for recreational swimming due in part to contamination from the city's sewer system, which is more than 200 years old, according to The Hill. The District of Columbia Water and Sewer Authority recently found a 200-foot-long fracture in the ceiling of a sewer tunnel next to Rock Creek.

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Robot2600
05/12/25 8:45:01 PM
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It's like I can see into the future:

"RFK Jr Contracts Flesh Eating Bacteria"

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Cynrascal
05/12/25 8:45:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_RsNQjo7U

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thronedfire2
05/12/25 8:45:31 PM
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maybe he'll get measles

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Thermador446
05/12/25 8:45:44 PM
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Robot2600 posted...


"RFK Jr Contracts BRAIN Eating Bacteria"


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thronedfire2
05/12/25 8:45:48 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's like I can see into the future:

"RFK Jr Contracts Flesh Eating Bacteria"

it will have to fight the brain eating worm

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YellowSUV
05/12/25 8:45:51 PM
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Maybe he is looking for more brain worms.

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AbsolutelyNoOne
05/12/25 8:48:05 PM
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darkknight109
05/12/25 8:48:18 PM
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So now it's going to be even more polluted?

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Strider102
05/12/25 8:48:29 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's like I can see into the future:

"RFK Jr Contracts Flesh Eating Bacteria"

God works in mysterious ways

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Kisai
05/12/25 8:49:01 PM
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The Department of Health and Human Services secretary
Completely and totally ignoring health warnings and swimming in contaminated water. I hate this. I hate everything now.

The National Park Service banned swimming and wading in the creek due to "high bacteria levels" in the water.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d895eadb.jpg


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hmnut7
05/12/25 8:52:06 PM
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In 2014 if you would have pitched the Trump presidency as a sketchy for SNL or something the staff would reject it as too ridiculous to even be funny.

"Like what if the president made the head Health and Human Services this crazy guy who has a worm in his brain and cut a whales head off and dumped a dead bear in Central Park and like swims in sewage."

Seriously think how bizarro this timeline is.

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GeminiDeus
05/12/25 8:52:51 PM
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Unfortunately, nothing will happen to him, and so he will encourage others to do the same or worse.

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Humble_Novice
05/12/25 8:52:58 PM
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I feel sorry for those poor kids...

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Euripides
05/12/25 9:03:26 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZotREASJo

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Notti
05/12/25 9:03:35 PM
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Eat raw!

Raw sewage!

That's the healthiest kind! Packed full of natural probiotics!

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Relm_Arrowny_87
05/12/25 9:10:51 PM
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"Oh, he's done these kinds of things before, and he and his brain worm are always fine!"
"....And how did he get the brain worm?"
"Erm. Minor details."

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JohnEtrav
05/12/25 9:18:07 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
So now it's going to be even more polluted?
Yeah for real. I want the water retested for everyone elses safety.

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Cartoon_Quoter
05/12/25 9:19:28 PM
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So, is the next guy going to be worse? Can the next guy even be worse?

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KogaSteelfang
05/12/25 9:21:24 PM
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Where else would a turd want to be?

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dotsdfe
05/12/25 9:38:08 PM
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I guess I feel slightly bad for the brain worm. Like, it's gross, but it is a living creature and it's forced to be inside of that.

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Xatrion
05/12/25 9:39:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ab895dc4.jpg

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Pitbuller_26
05/12/25 9:52:56 PM
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Come on bacteria, do the thing on RFK, please.
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Humble_Novice
05/12/25 10:16:03 PM
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Pitbuller_26 posted...
Come on bacteria, do the thing on RFK, please.
I want to know if his neutrophils are still functioning properly.

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DoesntMatter
05/12/25 10:18:17 PM
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he's trying to catch a flesh eating bacteria that will eat the rest of the brainworm

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Arcanine2009
05/12/25 10:19:35 PM
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Herman Cain awards, but he is taking his grandkids with him /:

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Tyranthraxus
05/12/25 10:19:45 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's like I can see into the future:

"RFK Jr Contracts Flesh Eating Bacteria"

Seeing as it would probably be all over his body he would die a horrible agonizing death over the course of a few weeks if this happened.

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wanderingshade
05/12/25 10:19:56 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's like I can see into the future:

"RFK Jr Contracts Flesh Eating Bacteria"

That would be so metal

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SaikyoStyle
05/12/25 10:19:59 PM
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Maybe this is sustenance for him.

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cheat4ever
05/12/25 10:53:03 PM
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As if brain eating worms wasn't enough ...now he's going for brain eating amoebas.

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Humble_Novice
05/12/25 10:56:13 PM
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What did Americans do to deserve him?

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voldothegr8
05/12/25 10:59:51 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0La3aBSjvGY

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Kurt_Russel
05/12/25 11:00:30 PM
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Im sure the magas will act like this never happened and forget about it, so this dipshit can go back to researching whether or not vaccines cause autism. Like, you cant make this shit up!

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Hexenherz
05/13/25 11:06:37 AM
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Grand scheme of things this is not even in the same Hemisphere as the iceberg that is Trump's trash pile.

But it would be a shame if something happened to RFK Jr ...

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RyuForce
05/13/25 11:16:44 AM
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This is the kind of shit you would expect from a Captain Planet villain.

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masterpug53
05/13/25 12:13:46 PM
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I fully support his choice to rely exclusively on holistic medicine and spiritual wellness techniques if he gets sick from this.

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BakonBitz
05/13/25 12:14:08 PM
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Humble_Novice posted...
I feel sorry for those poor kids...
That's what I was thinking.

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DUKLegend
05/13/25 12:14:55 PM
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He'll probably get sick and just blame medicine and cut some more jobs in the health field.
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Raycon
05/13/25 12:14:57 PM
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Are we sure he isn't at the whim of some fungus?

I'm reminded of that parasite that makes ants coming to the top of a blade of grass in order to be eaten...

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Humble_Novice
05/13/25 12:20:35 PM
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Raycon posted...
Are we sure he isn't at the whim of some fungus?

I'm reminded of that parasite that makes ants coming to the top of a blade of grass in order to be eaten...
He IS the actual fungus.

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LonelyStoner
05/13/25 12:21:17 PM
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The brain worms didnt do enough of a job on him.

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Relm_Arrowny_87
05/13/25 12:27:11 PM
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Raycon posted...
Are we sure he isn't at the whim of some fungus?

I'm reminded of that parasite that makes ants coming to the top of a blade of grass in order to be eaten...

Cue "The Last of Us" theme music...
Well, almost cordyceps. Looks like the zombie ant one is technically Ophiocordyceps unilateralis.

Alternately there was a weird and slightly terrible TV show from a decade ago called BrainDead, that I'm suddenly remembering right now. It was about politicians' brains being eaten by alien bugs and their bodies being taken over.

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Hejiru
05/13/25 12:35:08 PM
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Humble_Novice posted...
What did Americans do to deserve him?

Americans voted for this

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LonelyStoner
05/13/25 12:38:39 PM
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Hejiru posted...
Americans voted for this
No, we didnt. The electoral college did.

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Hejiru
05/13/25 1:43:57 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
No, we didnt. The electoral college did.

Trump won the popular vote though. Its sad to say, but this is actually what a majority of Americans wanted.

Or at least, a majority of those who bothered to go vote.

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TomClark
05/13/25 2:15:52 PM
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The Worm Must S W I M

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StopBeinMad
05/17/25 7:55:49 AM
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So a normal creek for him
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LearntoRead
05/17/25 7:57:52 AM
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Dammit, so he lived didnt he? Sucks.
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