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DarthDemented
04/19/25 3:33:19 PM
#201:


Joe Joe Joey Jr Shabadoo? That's the worse name I've ever heard.

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evilpresident
04/19/25 3:39:13 PM
#202:


DarthDemented posted...
Joe Joe Joey Jr Shabadoo? That's the worse name I've ever heard.
man runs away sobbing

"Hey Joey JoeJoe!"

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rexcrk
04/19/25 4:22:53 PM
#203:


Do you want to do a commercial for something called Old Navy?

Work is work

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HylianFox
04/19/25 4:24:20 PM
#204:


"Now now, leave the money out of this. It's not the money's fault you cheated."

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kuwab0
04/19/25 4:40:30 PM
#205:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fn33fsDLCQ

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Gamespoht
04/19/25 7:17:39 PM
#206:


Beer you, beer me, beer beer beer beer

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The_Popo
04/19/25 11:18:59 PM
#207:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aa7ab262.jpg

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/19/25 11:41:18 PM
#208:


"We're the Mtv generation; we experience neither highs nor lows!"

"Really? What's it like?"

"Meh"

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HylianFox
04/19/25 11:43:53 PM
#209:


Villain_S_Fiend posted...
"We're the Mtv generation; we experience neither highs nor lows!"

"Really? What's it like?"

"Meh"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4fdb9974.jpg

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evilpresident
04/20/25 2:57:05 AM
#210:


Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

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Southernfatman
04/20/25 6:09:43 AM
#211:


So this is my life. At least I've done better than Dad.

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Hayame_Zero
04/20/25 6:13:45 AM
#212:


From Homer's Land of Chocolate fantasy
"Wow, chocolate half price!"

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rexcrk
04/20/25 12:22:50 PM
#213:


Why arent we ascending into heaven? Oh right.. the sins

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ROBBAN
04/20/25 3:05:08 PM
#214:


paraphrasing, as i don't remember the exact quote:

"there hasn't been any record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield, not since the Hall of Records mysteriously blew away"

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HylianFox
04/20/25 3:08:38 PM
#215:


ROBBAN posted...
paraphrasing, as i don't remember the exact quote:

"there hasn't been any record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield, not since the Hall of Records mysteriously blew away"

"I promise the next time there's a Food Drive, I'll donate something poor people would actually enjoy eating, instead of lima beans and old pumpkin mix."

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The_Popo
04/20/25 4:25:29 PM
#216:


HylianFox posted...
"I promise the next time there's a Food Drive, I'll donate something poor people would actually enjoy eating, instead of lima beans and old pumpkin mix."

Which in turn reminds me off

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3a693938.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6d2693e8.jpg
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TMOG
04/20/25 4:39:16 PM
#217:


Rod: "Daddy, what are you doing?"
Ned: "Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!"
Rod: "...Daddy, we think you need a new mommy."
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Villain_S_Fiend
04/20/25 5:00:30 PM
#218:


https://youtu.be/iq8cKhZFEow?si=H0FKVa8u2R-LL3EL

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HylianFox
04/20/25 5:04:15 PM
#219:


"Daddy, can I wait in the car?"
"Let's both wait in the car..."

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Euripides
04/20/25 5:10:11 PM
#220:


rexcrk posted...
Why arent we ascending into heaven? Oh right.. the sins

"Why did I only get one of my twins baptized?"

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HylianFox
04/20/25 5:36:17 PM
#221:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/844e136c.jpg

*Homer's brain: Uh oh, cant let them know I was at a bar*
"It was a PORNOGRAPHY store. I was buying PORNOGRAPHY."

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Euripides
04/20/25 5:41:15 PM
#222:


MARGE: "It was originally published to settle arguments in taverns"

HOMER: "She said 'tavern', I'm going to Moe's!"

MARGE: "I never agreed to that rule!"

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HylianFox
04/20/25 5:49:25 PM
#223:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3a39745.jpg

"The Happy Squirrel? That's cute."
"GASP THE HAPPY SQUIRREL!?!?!"

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The_Popo
04/20/25 5:59:32 PM
#224:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/73f36e79.jpg

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Momatty
04/21/25 12:51:07 AM
#225:


Mr. Simpson Gary spilled his ear medicine


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CyricZ
04/21/25 8:22:13 AM
#226:


One of my favorite low-key digs.

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masterpug53
04/21/25 10:13:47 AM
#227:


"I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's too weird here."
"I know, they put honey on pancakes instead of maple syrup."
"And they read 'Newsweek' instead of nothing!"


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Powdered_Toast
04/21/25 2:23:26 PM
#228:


If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool, wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.

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HylianFox
04/21/25 2:26:13 PM
#229:


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The_Popo
04/21/25 2:29:13 PM
#230:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f3dd44a5.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6731cdb8.jpg

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masterpug53
04/21/25 3:51:01 PM
#231:


No way a quote or screencap will do this one justice, so we'll go straight to clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOGOBDR26vw

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HylianFox
04/21/25 3:56:45 PM
#232:


masterpug53 posted...
No way a quote or screencap will do this one justice, so we'll go straight to clip:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2f927097.jpg

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masterpug53
04/21/25 4:43:21 PM
#233:


"Well folks, when you're right 52% of the time...you're wrong 48% of the time."

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Euripides
04/21/25 5:13:38 PM
#234:


"You already had an elephant. His name was Stampy, and you loved him"

"Oh yeah"

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/21/25 6:22:32 PM
#235:


"I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends."

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TMOG
04/21/25 7:31:19 PM
#236:


"I'm ever-so-pissed!"
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The_Popo
04/21/25 7:40:40 PM
#237:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc007046.jpg

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masterpug53
04/21/25 7:42:22 PM
#238:


Villain_S_Fiend posted...
"I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends."

Well over half of CE just blushed and went "aww, shucks" when reading this.

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elizajanegirl
04/21/25 8:03:45 PM
#239:


"it takes two to lie, Marge, one to lie and one to listen."

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thekosmicfool
04/21/25 8:11:52 PM
#240:


Dad, it's in there again!

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/21/25 8:37:04 PM
#241:


"Them Derringers sure are weak!"
"Powerful weak!"

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HylianFox
04/22/25 1:10:37 PM
#242:


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Euripides
04/22/25 1:36:04 PM
#243:


So I says to Mabel, I says...

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The_Popo
04/22/25 1:44:53 PM
#244:


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DipDipDiver
04/22/25 1:44:53 PM
#245:


A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my carhole!

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masterpug53
04/22/25 1:49:20 PM
#246:


DipDipDiver posted...
A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my carhole!

"Women always have trouble with the wall. ...They never seem to find the door."

or...

"Wow, Mom! I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before."

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HylianFox
04/22/25 1:51:49 PM
#247:


masterpug53 posted...
"Women always have trouble with the wall. ...They never seem to find the door."

or...

"Wow, Mom! I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before."

"tsk tsk... you missed the baby, you missed the blind man..."

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/22/25 2:20:44 PM
#248:


"Beware the Idea of March!"

"No."

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The_Popo
04/22/25 2:22:21 PM
#249:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a5a4338.jpg

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Powdered_Toast
04/22/25 3:00:34 PM
#250:


The_Popo posted...
"No problemo, Bart dude! I'll get rid of it."

I was thinking about that one at work today.

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