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Ivany2008
04/17/25 2:42:12 PM
#151:


It went something along the lines of "why are you dressed up as Wolverine at the hospital?" "Because while I am afraid of needles, Wolverine is not".
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masterpug53
04/17/25 4:53:53 PM
#152:


"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

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Powdered_Toast
04/17/25 5:00:31 PM
#153:


masterpug53 posted...
"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."
But do you know what does have wheels? Your soul, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery.

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TheOtherMike
04/17/25 8:43:09 PM
#154:


"My geode MUST be acknowledged."

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The_Popo
04/17/25 8:45:06 PM
#155:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56b1bd29.jpg

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McmadnessV3
04/17/25 8:48:24 PM
#156:


"I wouldn't have thought so either but here we are."

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Kamil
04/17/25 9:00:20 PM
#157:


You got the Dud! Wait that isn't underappreciated. Umm https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/94ff2c3d.jpg

Well who cares. Like I am going to get MODDED for posting this. When uhh oh crap, I said the quiet part loud and then the loud part quiet. Oh it's too hot today.

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deathguise950
04/17/25 9:43:05 PM
#158:


The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars!
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The_Popo
04/17/25 9:46:26 PM
#159:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/89f67f7e.jpg

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Gamespoht
04/17/25 9:52:55 PM
#160:


You kids don't know what you want! that's why your still kids, cause your stupid

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Kamil
04/17/25 10:22:52 PM
#161:


deathguise950 posted...
The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars!


Hahaha what the heck is a mallomar, oh Moon Pie. What a time to be alive.

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Kamil
04/17/25 10:29:22 PM
#162:


(Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats)
Oh those are mallomars, I never heard of them ever even when that line was new!!!!!

Yar Yar, you looking for handsome Pete he dances for hours for nickels.

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Kami_no_Kami
04/17/25 11:27:27 PM
#163:


I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first I was just filled with vinegar.
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Kamil
04/17/25 11:30:13 PM
#164:


Vic Vinegar I think was a ISAP reference lol but well.....

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e1e08aa2.jpg

Burn that seat. I know it's not that clip!

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McMarbles
04/17/25 11:35:38 PM
#165:


(Re: potatoes)
I just think theyre neat.

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GGuirao13
04/18/25 12:31:31 AM
#166:


HylianFox posted...
"And now the award to the students who clearly had no help from their parents."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fe2954ed.jpg
I'm Idaho!

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Kamil
04/18/25 12:54:24 AM
#167:


That's FLOORada! I appreciate it user. GG, my regards to Supenintenochalmers.

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HylianFox
04/18/25 12:57:04 AM
#168:


"You just have to turn that frown upside-down!"

*Lisa smiles weakly*

"That's a SMILE, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too."

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HylianFox
04/18/25 1:01:06 AM
#169:


"Hello, Mr... Kurns. Me bad want money now. Me sick."

"Ooh, he cards reads good."

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Kamil
04/18/25 1:01:45 AM
#170:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9505545f.jpg

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Kamil
04/18/25 1:02:13 AM
#171:


Screw you and the Pretzs it seems, Heh. I got angry,

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wafflekings
04/18/25 1:15:03 AM
#172:


She needs premium dude! PREEMIUM! DUUUDE!!
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HylianFox
04/18/25 1:44:06 AM
#173:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d7f8bf2.jpg

sums up America right now

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The_Popo
04/18/25 7:42:40 AM
#174:


HylianFox posted...
"Hello, Mr... Kurns. Me bad want money now. Me sick."

"Ooh, he cards reads good."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/18200c9e.jpg

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Southernfatman
04/18/25 8:13:01 AM
#175:


Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.

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The_Popo
04/18/25 8:34:07 AM
#176:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/22ffa44f.jpg

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Euripides
04/18/25 8:50:16 AM
#177:


You're cut too, shoosh-y!

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/18/25 9:03:10 AM
#178:


"If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!"

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/18/25 9:04:37 AM
#179:


Kamil posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9505545f.jpg
And here come the pretzels!

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masterpug53
04/18/25 9:06:10 AM
#180:


Southernfatman posted...
Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.

*sigh* "Back to my comic shop, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."

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Momatty
04/18/25 9:43:26 AM
#181:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17f19463.jpg

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Powdered_Toast
04/18/25 11:39:34 AM
#182:


HylianFox posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d7f8bf2.jpg
And then he sent us home early because he got his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17f70863.jpg

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masterpug53
04/18/25 11:42:50 AM
#183:


"I don't want to live anymore! Give me that wiener!"

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rexcrk
04/18/25 11:55:31 AM
#184:


Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first flight here.

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Gamespoht
04/18/25 2:50:19 PM
#185:


"Uh oh, I smell another cheap cartoon crossover."

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jimmyjones69
04/18/25 2:51:57 PM
#186:


https://youtu.be/_HIymF9lmkY?si=gC6Vth8OI-6YFHri

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TMOG
04/18/25 3:49:02 PM
#187:


Grampa: "Mona cheated on me? I don't know where she found the time, with her late-night pottery classes and grocery shopping trips that took all weekend."
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masterpug53
04/18/25 3:51:58 PM
#188:


TMOG posted...
Grampa: "Mona cheated on me? I don't know where she found the time, with her late-night pottery classes and grocery shopping trips that took all weekend."

"Are you stalling for time, or just senile?"
"A little from column A, a little from column B!"

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rexcrk
04/18/25 6:41:51 PM
#189:


rexcrk posted...
Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first flight here.
Too late to edit, but I botched it and left out the best part.

Thats the first *reasonably priced flight here

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HylianFox
04/18/25 6:57:47 PM
#190:


"NO, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a LIVING CREATURE!!!"

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TMOG
04/18/25 8:21:03 PM
#191:


Homer: "You're a useless old man! Name one thing you do for this family!"
Grampa: "I watch the baby."
Marge: "Where is the baby?"
Grampa: "YOU LEFT ME WITH A BABY?!"
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masterpug53
04/18/25 9:38:38 PM
#192:


TMOG posted...
Homer: "You're a useless old man! Name one thing you do for this family!"
Grampa: "I watch the baby."
Marge: "Where is the baby?"
Grampa: "YOU LEFT ME WITH A BABY?!"

"We leave you with the kids for three hours and Child Services takes them away?!"
"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"

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The_Popo
04/18/25 11:55:37 PM
#193:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b9760efd.jpg

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/19/25 12:02:54 AM
#194:


"Surely you can't put a price on your family's safety!"

"I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."

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The_Popo
04/19/25 12:04:31 AM
#195:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/01be5497.jpg

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evilpresident
04/19/25 3:02:41 AM
#196:


The_Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b9760efd.jpg
It's not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it.

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Momatty
04/19/25 6:35:13 AM
#197:


"Hey fatty I've got a movie for you- A Fridge Too Far."

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The_Popo
04/19/25 2:49:49 PM
#198:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ab4edf2.jpg

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Eat_More_Beef
04/19/25 3:06:28 PM
#199:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/526294f2.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a4b748c0.jpg

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HylianFox
04/19/25 3:12:20 PM
#200:


"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! 'Bart is a vampire!' 'Beer kills brain cells!' Now let's go back to our... building... dealie... where our beds and TV... is."

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