Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVI: Pigs, Rabbits, Birds and Withholding Racists

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Vyrulisse posted...

Another one for the EST scrapbook:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/86e577d6.jpg

Every

Damn

Time

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1925389158203175409?t=E2tOlTBn4OanVjdlfoJf5A&s=19

How did he even get this far in the game? He ignores groups of enemies only to go for the big one, then complains "what hit me?" I mean in the second clip ypu clearly see him ingore a bunch or blue shield dudes and he just literally doesn't register them.

Phil is looking forward to eating the McD "How to Drain Your Dragon" meal for DSP Tries It.

Philip....

the way he eats food is absolutely vile

So Phil has now spent two streams of Clair Obscur in the same dungeon that becomes available when you're vastly underleveled for it. It's a snow dungeon and the background of the action has looked more or less the same for the last 5 or so hours of his gameplay, mostly just fighting the same three or four enemies over and over again.

And of course he is vastly overleveled for the rest of the game.

Fun!

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is looking forward to eating the McD "How to Drain Your Dragon" meal for DSP Tries It.

Philip....

Did Darziak possess him for a brief period of time?

LightningAce11 posted...

the way he eats food is absolutely vile

Literally eats like a pig.

https://x.com/TopTierRated/status/1926806969945321939

DSP dropped his only friend.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1927198495955365939?t=If3s38USyAJvLtt0hiS9pw&s=19

Such a graceful loser.

Nazanir posted...

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1925389158203175409?t=E2tOlTBn4OanVjdlfoJf5A&s=19

How did he even get this far in the game? He ignores groups of enemies only to go for the big one, then complains "what hit me?" I mean in the second clip ypu clearly see him ingore a bunch or blue shield dudes and he just literally doesn't register them.

I've always felt like to an extent he's a character. Or he's never watched a single video criticizing him.

Doom footage just made me think of it again. I've heard so many laugh at the way it's like he thinks enemies vanish if he's not looking at them. Totally clueless how he dies over and over when he's surrounded in enemies.

No, he really is that dumb he has no concept of spacial awareness or object permanence. I remember when he was playing Wo Long he would insist the game cheated by spawning in enemies right behind him to hit him, when in reality, he just didn't look before running past a corner or something.

You cannot make this shit up, and Phil once agains proves he is the least self aware person on the world.

Someone in chat said that Phil wouldn't be suitable for the army, because he doesn't handle personal confrontation well.

Phil then rages out, yells at the guy and bans him, saying he doesn't have an issie with personal confrontation because he used to play Street Fighter competitively.

Nazanir posted...

You cannot make this shit up, and Phil once agains proves he is the least self aware person on the world.

Someone in chat said that Phil wouldn't be suitable for the army, because he doesn't handle personal confrontation well.

Phil then rages out, yells at the guy and bans him, saying he doesn't have an issie with personal confrontation because he used to play Street Fighter competitively.

Perhaps he needs a reminder of what almost happened with Jaha.

Phil describes Nightreign as a "drop-in drop out, PUBG-style game where you pick up weapons.

...Just like Monster Hunter!"

...What.

DSP is like the people who compare Shenmue and Yakuza.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil describes Nightreign as a "drop-in drop out, PUBG-style game where you pick up weapons.

...Just like Monster Hunter!"

...What.

So a word salad of buzzwords that fail to even remotely explain what this game is.

I was paraphrasing, but essentially.

Phil is claiming his playthrough of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best out there.

Last two streams he found an optional dungeon a much higher level then himself and decided to do it so he spent 5+ hours in there, his chat having to watch the same snowfield background, him fighting the same 3 or so enemies that took forever because of how underleveled he was and his audience decided to not give him money for it.

He is pissed.

Obviously it wasn't his fault.

Also he's whining about how utterly amazing he is at the game because he could do that dungeon.

He literally isn't even playing on hard mode.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is claiming his playthrough of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best out there.

Last two streams he found an optional dungeon a much higher level then himself and decided to do it so he spent 5+ hours in there, his chat having to watch the same snowfield background, him fighting the same 3 or so enemies that took forever because of how underleveled he was and his audience decided to not give him money for it.

He is pissed.

Dave needs to imagine that he's running a Sandwich shop, and that while the chicken parm sandwich is currently white hot popular in the area, he instead keeps serving the lamb gyro that he failed to capitalize on the success of and stopped being the big winner in the area a while back ago, and will now fail to capture the popularity of the chicken parm sandwich. He also needs to imagine that at his sandwich shop, just because a single individual buys 100 sandwiches there, that doesn't mean people in general give a shit about that sandwich shop.

Its fascinating how only the sandwich shop metaphor gets through to him.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is claiming his playthrough of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best out there.

This isn't even delusional anymore. He truly lives in a world of his own making.

Phil is describing people choosing to not give him as much money as he would like as his audience "not allowing him to play the games he likes"

What an absolute piece of shit.

Gee Dave, if you're so good at Clair Obscur, why not bump up that difficulty?

Also, bro is arguing that Emulation is difficult when Retroarch literally exists on steam and you can get shit done and dusted in a minute.

According to WPIG, Wario64 did a DSP reference. Though, I don't think he linked it and I don't use Twitter, so I dunno what it is.

I checked in to Clair Obscur on Raw Phil to see how the tithe is going, and I saw him beat some boss called the Mask Keeper in like 5 seconds, and it was abundantly clear that the boss had multiple mechanics and shit that he didn't see because he was overleveled to oblivion if the Boss Fight Database video on the same boss is any indication. Level 30 across the board vs Level 58 at lowest. Best playthrough on youtube though.
DodogamaRayBrst posted...

According to WPIG, Wario64 did a DSP reference. Though, I don't think he linked it and I don't use Twitter, so I dunno what it is.

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1928186053413802079

In fairness, the game has a balance problem and Mask Keeper is a victim of it.

But Phil is still overleveled to hell.

Also ty. Lmao.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1928297658143150358?t=w4bSM15-G6_BbCrJldDCug&s=19

I honestly feel bad for the people who get matched with Phil. He hangs back either doing nothing and let his team do all the work, or he just abandons them to do his own thing.

Nazanir posted...

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1928297658143150358?t=w4bSM15-G6_BbCrJldDCug&s=19

I honestly feel bad for the people who get matched with Phil. He hangs back either doing nothing and let his team do all the work, or he just abandons them to do his own thing.

He is such a hypocrite

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1928291107173011645?t=sXslLV7f85z1Loh-Tu2RCQ&s=19

He lands like, 2 blows. All he does is walk backwards while blocking.

I saw like two minutes of the gameplay yesterday and he was playing a character that seemed to be parry focused and who had a slow ass movement speed with his weapon drawn. Rather than getting up in the boss face before getting in parry stance, which I have to assume is the intended playstyle, he just drew the weapon hoping the boss would come to him, judt sitting there while it went for his team mates instead.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS NOT FAKED OR PLANNED OR ANYTHING*, I HAVE RECEIVED AN OVER $1600 TIP FROM A LONG TIME SUPPORTER WHO I WILL NOT NAME!

*This was 100% planned and/or fake

Phil got a 1600 dollar tip.

Supposedly. He won't say the name of the person. Very normal.

To nobody's surprise someone donated* a Switch 2 to him secretly, and had a premade graphic set for the 100 goal benchmark.

*He bought one in secret and made a big tantrum about not getting one publicly.

Edit: Thomas "Harvey" Dent is apparently from the UK. Is there something in the water over there, I feel like a bunch of Dave's dents come from there.

Several big contributions Phil has received recently have all come from failed European content creators whose YouTube/Twitter accounts have had next to no activity in years. That's totally not suspicious as hell

Its so obvious when a tip is fake, he shows no emotion even for big ones.

Who ever owns the DownFromtheRafters account logged on to WWE Champions as soon as Phil's day stream ended and spent about $2000

dancing_cactuar posted...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS NOT FAKED OR PLANNED OR ANYTHING*, I HAVE RECEIVED AN OVER $1600 TIP FROM A LONG TIME SUPPORTER WHO I WILL NOT NAME!

*This was 100% planned and/or fake

It's wild to me he gets these enormous tips just out of the blue. Dude is streaming to sub 200 ccv and getting $2000 tips.

Phil is saying his fighting game joystick is broken because he loses even though he spams sonic booms forever with Guile which is mature adult style-playing and should win him the match by automation.

Also I think at this point it is okay to conclude the tip is real and just feel sad that people like this exist whose lives are so broken they give all their money to Phil.

He definitely knew about it beforehand, though.

Also, he's threatening WAGEQUITTING the new Capcom collection because he's not hitting the goal. Because of course he is.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Also, he's WAGEQUITTING the new Capcom collection because he's not hitting the goal. Because of course he is.

YOU MIGHT HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON, BECAUSE HERE COMES OIC WITH THE MEMBERSHIP BOMB AND THE ANONYMOUS $25 TIP THAT JUST SAID "TIP"! WE HAVE NOW HIT THE TIPS GOAL FOR TONIGHT'S STREAM, NOW PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY YOU FUCKERS!

https://x.com/shroomdukem/status/1928598955798962229?t=M_pYjVsFWk2JZ0MQdrdWyw&s=19

Why is it impossible for him to just normally eat food.

Probably a combination of a stroke and his teeth likely having cavities that make it painful to eat.

I go back and forth on whether it's spectrum behavior or not, just because it seems possible that people with ASD have sensory issues with eating. That and the rocking and leaning. The only reason why not is he doesn't seem to have unfamiliar food avoidance or certain things, as far as I'm aware, that he just won't eat.

Takin' Ls has been doing a series on examining Phil and his behaviors that line with autism. Analyzing Autism.

Phil bought a bunch of pointless accessories for his Switch 2 because he is incapable of not spending money.

The hermit who never leaves his home except to go shopping bought a fucking travel case for his console.

Oh boy, "Unc", as the Zoomers these days would refer to someone like Dave, is going white hot viral on Tiktok yet again! Guess this is the new mini arc right now, Zoomers getting exposed to Dave via these mini TIHYDPs.
https://www.tiktok.com/@timetogozerk/video/7510700815913454879

Also, talking about how his silver youtube play button is shit when he deserves a million subs, damn it! Fucking youtube's fault he doesn't have a million, FUCKING TIRED OF IT!

new dsp meme dropped

https://x.com/murdoink/status/1929002990829998422?s=46&t=yaW1Eb_3y6Ms8af8t266AQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWgA1Twkr8

How dare other people not know what to do in this new game? I was following them because i don't know! Fucking idiots!

How fucking infuriating it is that his dumbass leaderboard overlaps his health. Why is it overlaid on the gameplay? Does he not know how to put it above or below? Is he actually that bad at using his streamer software?

Also I haven't played the game so I dunno, but surely you're not supposed to play the archer class as just continuously shooting basic arrows at the enemy. That would be so unbelievably boring I have a hard time believing its in the game. I assume Phil is just so bad at the game that he thinks thats what he's supposed to do.

Bit off topic but low tier gods car license plate starting with DSP is a bit of irony.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWgA1Twkr8

How dare other people not know what to do in this new game? I was following them because i don't know! Fucking idiots!

How fucking infuriating it is that his dumbass leaderboard overlaps his health. Why is it overlaid on the gameplay? Does he not know how to put it above or below? Is he actually that bad at using his streamer software?

Also I haven't played the game so I dunno, but surely you're not supposed to play the archer class as just continuously shooting basic arrows at the enemy. That would be so unbelievably boring I have a hard time believing its in the game. I assume Phil is just so bad at the game that he thinks thats what he's supposed to do.

Its these videos that make me really suspicious of him. I dont know the history but I have a tough time believing he is being serious half the time.

So according to Phil 99% of games have just outright broken controls that don't work in any situation. The way he pleads his case to his audience is as if he expects to be believed too. Has he actually not watched ANY content criticizing him?

Literally talking shit about his team on a new game while he himself has no clue how the game even functions. By his own definition he considers himself a moron.

He's definitely a real thing, some might even call it a person.

I saw a minecraft video from a few days ago. He was saying that Minecraft has become harder than when last he plays it and the developers are trying to copy dark souls by making it too hard.

I've never played it, but this game is constantly played by literal pre-teen children, right?

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

I saw a minecraft video from a few days ago. He was saying that Minecraft has become harder than when last he plays it and the developers are trying to copy dark souls by making it too hard.

I've never played it, but this game is constantly played by literal pre-teen children, right?

I mean if those Minecraft movie screenings where kids and teens throw popcorn everywhere are anything to go by...