Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVI: Pigs, Rabbits, Birds and Withholding Racists

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LightningAce11 posted...

Clair obscur

I do remember him one shotting the final bosses in there, but that was a while back so I didn't even consider it. If you're going to do all the side shit in the game you're inevitably going to end up leveled higher than he was when he beat the game, the real problem imo with him there aside from everything was how this fuckboy was using stream time tackling bosses clearly above his paygrade, like how he beat his head against the wall against the Frost Eveque before even recruiting Monoco. I mean, I did similar things too my first go around (wasted too much time on the rock dude with a face on his chest), but I'm also not streaming for an audience and I realize that doing that for people to watch would be really shit content, and if I do score a W, I'd get Pictos and equipment that's above what's expected so it'd make other aspects worse as well.

He intentionally overleveled to hell in Clair Obscur (and forced his audience to watch him do nothing but spend 20+ minutes on fights he was underleveled for for something like 5 hours) and he had the opportunity to not one-shot the final boss by removing the ability to break the damage cap before fighting him, as I did.

Nothing he could do, guys.

https://youtu.be/tdwFwlWOF8g?si=_AuJ6RkbhP1PwPIm

this has to be the most annoying laugh i ever heard... lol

wanderingshade posted...

People are helping Phil die faster by giving him money so he can buy more Gordon's Dry Gin.

DSP's gin of choice is Gordon's? lol

Villain_S_Fiend posted...

DSP's gin of choice is Gordon's? lol

I just named the cheapest Gin I could think of and I don't think he has a taste for Bombay or Beefeaters.

Apparently it's tanqueray since he has shown it off on stream before.

Another dsp fan made their appearance and uh, they're unsurprisingly a dent.

LightningAce11 posted...

Apparently it's tanqueray since he has shown it off on stream before.

Another dsp fan made their appearance and uh, they're unsurprisingly a dent.

Birds of a feather, and all that..

For all his lack of accountability, he has a surprisingly curated group of fans. They are easily manipulated, believe in Phil's "us vs them" narrative which makes them likely to open their wallets for him because they truly believe that giving Phil money is "sticking it" to the detractors.

Loyal argentinian fans made their return. This is by far the funniest trolling because they barely spend anything, his fans get something good and dsp is the only one who loses.

Phil claims his goal is to be paid the same amount of money every day, for the same amount of work done.

Imagine not understanding the difference between a contractual payment and a chosen profession paid only in gratuity.

Dsp says people who beat him online in fighting games are all terrible people.

...how is this how I find out Evo's this weekend

I completely forgot when it was running, lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

Hope we get another lolcow civil war.

Someone needs to start up shit for clicks.

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Holy shit is absolutely off the rails delusional. Man I hope some good milk comes from this.

https://youtu.be/4TsDtZ2YKVQ?si=QwdXHZ5IDL9UXDkL

ltg got pissed

LTG is such a PoS himself.

DSP is so toxic wonder how he hasn't been banned like that asshole from youtube.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://youtu.be/4TsDtZ2YKVQ?si=QwdXHZ5IDL9UXDkL

ltg got pissed

This EXPUNGED looking like somebody put him through a fucking stargate, aged him 100 years, bro. Get the fuck off my dick, bro.

Say what you will about LTG (and you can say about great many negative things about him, that kys NOW rant is only a snippet of the full crashout), he does manage to get quite creative with his insults whereas Dave just resorts to scat.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Say what you will about LTG (and you can say about great many negative things about him, that kys NOW rant is only a snippet of the full crashout), he does manage to get quite creative with his insults whereas Dave just resorts to scat.

Some of them. Like half of his stuff is focused on his member and someone else's ass.

One of LTGs fans pulled a tut - deleted his whole channel and charged back about 15k worth of donations and subs.

LightningAce11 posted...

One of LTGs fans pulled a tut - deleted his whole channel and charged back about 15k worth of donations and subs.

Gonna be hard for LTG to "successful mindset" himself out of that.

2 empty coffers in one day, get ready for the bored meeting tomorrow to be especially caustic.

Barber is a detractor, how does he get his hair so badly cut?

It took Dave exactly 8 seconds of turning on the camera for his stupid "podcast" to shame his audience for not hitting the goal twice yesterday.

It sometimes gets hard not to be mad at the internet with this shit.

In a funny turn of events the UK's new age verification law may be stopping a few Of Phil's UK based whales from sending him money through sock accounts.

Minecraft stream saved by whale donating a hundred dollars 2 minutes before Phil logged off. That thing he hates where his dum fuck audience have to play hero instead of giving him money as soon as he turns the camera on.

Idk what the damage is of a person who makes several different alts to donate to one person in an attempt to make it seem like many people support him.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1952837448800801027

LightningAce11 posted...

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1952837448800801027

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Seemningly LTG got so fed up with Phil he leaked their DMs.

I doubt anything of value is in there. Just Phil acting like a needy piece of shit.

Yeah LTG is actually minding his own business for once while Phil bothers him. Dude is stuck in the 2000s fgc mindset.

He wants either 5k or Phil to bench 315 pounds before he plays him.

Another wagequit joins the pie chart.

i asked ChatGPT to write me a pitch for a dark comedy movie about a fictional streamer based on DarkSydePhil. and ngl, its fucking genius! lmao

Title: Game Over, Man

Tone: The King of Comedy meets Uncut Gems with a splash of The Truman Show

Logline:
A washed-up, middle-aged streamer clings to his last scraps of internet fame by broadcasting his daily gaming disasters, guilt-tripping his dwindling audience for donations until a viral clip drags him into the spotlight for all the wrong reasons, forcing him to confront just how much of his life is for sale.

Synopsis:
Elliot Crane once dreamed of being an eSports legend. Now, at 38, he streams from his cluttered apartment to a few dozen bored regulars. Hes catastrophically bad at games, blames everything on lag, and spends half the stream asking viewers to help keep the lights on.

The rent is late. The landlords circling. His online reputation is a toxic wasteland of memes and mockery. But Elliot is determined to hold onto his career even if that means turning every personal humiliation into content.

One night, a humiliating gaming fail goes viral. Instead of destroying him, it suddenly triples his viewership. The world isnt tuning in to see him win theyre here to watch him lose, spectacularly. Elliot embraces it, leaning into the persona of the worst gamer alive. Donations roll in, but so does the attention of trolls, obsessive fans, and a mysterious sponsor who offers him a chance at financial salvation if hes willing to cross a final moral line.

As Elliots online and offline lives collapse into one surreal performance, the question becomes: where does the act end and the man begin?

Phil is actually pretending he got served rotten banana in his iHop doordash order.

He's also saying that going grocery shopping is "stressful nonsense"

https://youtu.be/3c8g0sT1gIA?si=pRbhyY3heDiK69IG

"What is it, the same 3 people?"

Yes Phil, these are your only fans and they are not bottomless wells, at some point they are gonna be tapped out and need to wait for their next paycheck.

Holding the stream hostage is the funniest thing ever and he's probably the only person to have ever done it.

I dont understand what it is his audience loves so much about him playing truck simulator. Surely it's not that he's drinking a bacardi breezer while playing it.

Phil is talking about being in financial dire straita again and how he os practically homeless. But the truth is he got a 1.000 dollars in donations not 2 days ago.

The fact that he call it "The King's Tax" is also very telling. To an outsider this may look like a funny joke, but the truth is that this is dead serious and Phil truly believes he is entitled to that money.

Phil is talking about pension plans and it's incredibly obvious that he has literally nothing set up and the thought has never crossed his mind to set one up. That's too much work. He did have one set up by his employer during some job, probably the helicopter one, but he took it out years ago when he needed money.

It's insane how he is just openly talking about this as if it's normal everyday affairs and not incredibly concerning for his future. Dude is going to die in a gutter unable to pay for anything, the only thing to his name a pulsing RGB bracelet.

I vote Gout Obscure: Wagequit 33 as the next topic name

Another DSP fan has been outted as a pedo

He always attracts the worst of the worst. Probably saw the derich defense and assumed he was welcome there.

Phil says Japan is an isolationist country because he has no or almost no viewers from Japan.

It's WWE Champions time!!!!1