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PowerOats 03/06/25 3:46:40 PM #1: |
500$ a hour, 8 Hours a day, 7 days a week, including holidays, but... - You can't miss any days or be late by more than 5 minutes, or leave early. If a family emergency comes up, too bad - Work period is whatever you choose, so long as it's 8 continuous hours - Commute is 10 mins, taxi always available, free - 45 min lunch break, free - The job is whatever you want it to be, but it includes 1 hour of manual labor. - No internet unless the job requires it, or you are on break. No gaming or social media while working. - Must work 365 days in a row in order to get paid, can renew every year. - getting fired, being late, missing work, etc = lose ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evening_Dragon 03/06/25 3:48:31 PM #2: |
Easy. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Boombam99 03/06/25 3:49:04 PM #4: |
What if my job was like a sports illustrated swimsuit photographer? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 03/06/25 3:50:23 PM #5: |
Is it an 8 hours and 45 min shift? How do I know I'm going to even like it? No money in the world where I would take a job that makes me work during holidays and 7 days a week. You literally can't have a vacation. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/06/25 3:50:44 PM #6: |
PowerOats posted... - No internet unless the job requires it, or you are on break. No gaming or social media while working.That's going to complicate my career as a combination gaming streamer/social media manager who does an hour of Instagram yoga bullshit on stream every day. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 03/06/25 3:51:23 PM #7: |
365 days in a row sounds like a good way to collapse of stress --- Corruption that you can believe in. (She/her) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 03/06/25 3:52:56 PM #8: |
The job I choose is...warden of Inaccessible Island. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaccessible_Island --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MagnusX 03/06/25 3:53:04 PM #9: |
PowerOats posted... Must work 365 days in a row in order to get paidFuck. That. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MartavisBryant 03/06/25 3:53:48 PM #10: |
That's about $1.5 million for one year. Yes, I could easily meet these requirements for a year for that kind of money --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 03/06/25 3:54:39 PM #11: |
Yes. One year of work would earn you $1,456,000 before taxes. I'd suffer for one year so I could invest all that money and be a few steps ahead in life. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/06/25 3:55:09 PM #12: |
Shotgunnova posted... The job I choose is...warden of Inaccessible Island. Access to Inaccessible Island must be granted by the local government office.Now that's just fucking confusing. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiDeus 03/06/25 3:55:53 PM #13: |
I once worked 13 days in a row and it was awful. --- Without truth, there is nothing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 03/06/25 3:56:26 PM #15: |
are the hours over 40/week overtime? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rick_alverado 03/06/25 3:57:34 PM #16: |
PowerOats posted... - The job is whatever you want it to be, but it includes 1 hour of manual labor. What if the job I want it to be is streaming on Twitch, primarily playing video games? In that case gaming and social media are part of the work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeggetaX 03/06/25 4:05:22 PM #17: |
I'll do it long enough to the point where I think I have enough money then quit --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys ... Copied to Clipboard!
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watertank 03/06/25 4:05:25 PM #18: |
PowerOats posted... Must work 365 days in a row in order to get paidlol how tf people supposed to pay their bills? --- Just Fly, Don't Worry https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/muttley1211/bug.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TuxedoCyan 03/06/25 4:06:28 PM #19: |
It's hard for me to think of a dream job. Something I would enjoy doing 8 hours a day 7 days a week. My life currently is watching tv and gaming and lurking/posting on gamefaqs from 11AM to 11PM. I exercise ~15 min a day in the morning too. I never go outside. I never socialize with people besides my parents. I have no friends. I hate driving. I hate talking to people over the phone. I really enjoy my life as it is. The money doesn't mean much to me it's more about wanting a job that I would enjoy. In the 43 years I've been alive, I've never once had any idea of what I wanted to do when I grew up. So my dream job would be to just get paid to do what I currently do with my life, which is basically nothing. With that much money however, I could absolutely see myself donating to charities and what not all the time. --- Like it or leave it. Hey, where are you going? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiDeus 03/06/25 4:17:33 PM #20: |
You can't miss any days or be late by more than 5 minutes, or leave early. If a family emergency comes up, too bad This alone should be a deterrent and I shouldn't have to explain why. --- Without truth, there is nothing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relm_Arrowny_87 03/06/25 4:18:01 PM #21: |
One to two years of torture and then relax the rest of my life? Sign me up. --- What a fuddy duddy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 03/06/25 4:19:07 PM #22: |
> no days off no >You can't miss any days or be late by more than 5 minutes, or leave early. If a family emergency comes up, too bad no >No internet unless the job requires it, or you are on break. No gaming or social media while working. no i would rather die. --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AnsestralRecall 03/06/25 4:20:26 PM #23: |
Lolno My body would quit on me before I got paid --- 1312 // Queer Liberation, Not Assimilation https://www.last.fm/user/crushedaria ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 03/06/25 4:22:01 PM #24: |
Yeah I'd just be a streamer and basically get paid to go through my backlog. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 03/06/25 4:23:40 PM #25: |
Heck, I'd consider doing this for a year for $500/day. I already average around 46 hours a week, and I don't get fancy lunch breaks. And I only make like $60k. Though I think I've only worked roughly 20 consecutive days before, so 365 would definitely be tricky. $500/hour would be an obvious yes, though I'd probably take my earnings from one year and call it good. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakonBitz 03/06/25 4:24:49 PM #26: |
No deal. No days off is bad enough but the second-to-last point completely turned me off to it. I'd need to get paid on a regular basis if I have to subject myself to constant work with no breaks, so not getting paid until the year is over (assuming that's what's implied) is a huge turn-off. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuuuDe14 03/06/25 4:25:24 PM #27: |
My job will be streaming to an audience of no one --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kage_53 03/06/25 4:26:16 PM #28: |
Sounds easy. I never call out for work anyway. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LukaDoncic77 03/06/25 4:26:24 PM #29: |
no point working 365 days in a row, making that kind of money and not being able to have any kind of social life outside of work ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Wheelman1 03/06/25 4:28:09 PM #30: |
I could do it for a year and then quit. I'll have so much money banked up by then. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 03/06/25 4:34:42 PM #31: |
It sort of depends you say no gaming while working, but what if the job involves gaming? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 03/06/25 5:15:34 PM #32: |
PowerOats posted... - The job is whatever you want it to be, but it includes 1 hour of manual labor.My job will be gaming and posting to reddit. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 03/06/25 5:15:38 PM #33: |
thronedfire2 posted... are the hours over 40/week overtime? Nope ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 03/06/25 5:18:59 PM #34: |
PowerOats posted... - You can't miss any days or be late by more than 5 minutes, or leave early. If a family emergency comes up, too badfeel like topics like this are always made by people that dont have kids --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OneSpookyGirl 03/06/25 5:21:41 PM #35: |
PowerOats posted... The job is whatever you want it to be, but it includes 1 hour of manual labor.The job is going about my current daily routine, which already checks all the boxes here. Easy money. --- Beep . . . boop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 03/06/25 5:39:29 PM #36: |
So if there is traffic, or your spouse dies, or a foot of snow falls a day before you get paid, you just worked a whole year for free? Too big a risk. --- Wet Leg - Chaise Lounge This song has been stuck in my head for over a year. I am not exaggerating. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 03/06/25 6:11:09 PM #38: |
I already get paid more than I need and only work about half the year, so no deal for me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dynedux 03/06/25 6:11:33 PM #39: |
I mean, I run a motel now so almost all of the criteria is already met for me, except technically on top of the entire day long shift Im also on call for the remaining hours in the day. Pay me $500/hr --- Well you can sig this if it makes you feel better! -STEROLIZER https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1567-adulting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hivebent4life 03/06/25 6:12:34 PM #40: |
PowerOats posted... - No internet unless the job requires it, or you are on break. No gaming or social media while working.I would have agreed if not for this point. Would have given myself a hotel night audit job where I just browse the internet for 7 hours of my shift anyway. I could easily do that job every day without a day off. --- ~Hivebent4Life 3DS FC: 5069-3910-2647 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C-zom 03/06/25 6:39:24 PM #41: |
7 hours of writing reviews for anything I want, from objects to games to movies, cataloging my thoughts on random crap. 1 hour of having actual exercise. Rich in a year. Sign me up. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 03/06/25 6:45:17 PM #42: |
$1000000 to spend a year playing video games 7 hours a day and moving stuff around the garage for an hour? And I can renew it every year?? --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 03/06/25 6:49:01 PM #43: |
Yep, I'd do it for exactly one year than retire --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dynedux 03/06/25 6:52:51 PM #44: |
ReturnOfDevsman posted... $1000000 to spend a year playing video games 7 hours a day and moving stuff around the garage for an hour?Closer to 1.5m --- Well you can sig this if it makes you feel better! -STEROLIZER https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1567-adulting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 03/06/25 6:53:58 PM #45: |
Dynedux posted... Closer to 1.5mTrue, I was using the 2000 hour rule of thumb, but you'd have about 40% more hours working 7 days a week. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joaquintall 03/06/25 6:56:35 PM #46: |
Run a bed and breakfast. Up early to make breakfast, then socialize, clean, and deal with bookings for the rest of those 8 hours. Need internet and social media to promote. Doubtful that b&b operators get time off unless they so choose, might as well make good coin for it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 03/06/25 6:57:54 PM #47: |
Nice try, Musk. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChocoboMogALT 03/06/25 7:02:17 PM #48: |
Yeah, this is roughly the work week of a CEO. Set your own hours, do whatever you want, get paid big bucks. Always "on the job," but possibly no real responsibility. All that's missing is the golden parachute. --- "We live in a country Hasire.." ~ yosouf06 REVOLVER STAKE! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/ChocoboMog123/AltEisenRChocoboMog.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFalseDeity 03/06/25 7:04:05 PM #49: |
haloiscoolisbak posted... Yep, I'd do it for exactly one year than retire --- http://psnprofiles.com/TheFalseDeity Currently playing - Final Fantasy VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 03/06/25 7:16:51 PM #50: |
Does paper filing count as manual labor Cause I'm pretty much already doing this lol --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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