Current Events > If you could ask or say anything to God for an hour and he'd answer

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Jagus 01/04/25 6:32:45 PM #1:	What would you ask? --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983539577] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>What would you ask?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueAnnihilator 01/04/25 6:43:18 PM #2:	I'd ask him to kill Peter Parker --- I agree with you, Blue. - FinalRockerdude, Vgmasta, ZeldaFan42, ObservanTeMK, Magoo111, E121Phi, re4master543, PJiddy, bloodmage3 (cont. in quote) <cite>BlueAnnihilator posted [p:983539666] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask him to kill Peter Parker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 01/04/25 6:53:02 PM #3:	I guess I'd just ask about future events. They clearly don't give a shit about what's going on here. So it's not like a serious conversation would make any difference for the world. I might as well see if I can at least improve my life --- It's not a war crime the first time. <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:983539762] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'd just ask about future events. They clearly don't give a shit about what's going on here. So it's not like a serious conversation would make any difference for the world. I might as well see if I can at least improve my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 01/04/25 7:00:33 PM #4:	What the hell is up with parasites? Like what the hell, Dude. --- Corruption that you can believe in. (She/her) <cite>evilpresident posted [p:983539823] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>What the hell is up with parasites? Like what the hell, Dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 01/04/25 7:10:44 PM #5:	what are the winning lottery numbers? --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:983539909] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>what are the winning lottery numbers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoesntMatter 01/04/25 7:11:38 PM #6:	which god(s)? --- R.I.P. America, 1776-2024 he/him <cite>DoesntMatter posted [p:983539918] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>which god(s)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 01/04/25 7:15:30 PM #7:	I'd ask him if taking the Sunday off was really worth it, since he clearly didn't finish making the world correctly. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:983539950] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask him if taking the Sunday off was really worth it, since he clearly didn't finish making the world correctly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 01/04/25 7:15:39 PM #8:	How fucking dare you? --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:983539955] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>How fucking dare you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time 01/04/25 7:15:47 PM #9:	Was she actually flirting with me or just being nice? <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:983539960] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Was she actually flirting with me or just being nice?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 01/04/25 7:16:05 PM #10:	"Mind if we trade places?" --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:983539963] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>"Mind if we trade places?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
not_KDTProjekt 01/04/25 7:16:48 PM #11:	I'd probably try and slink slowly out of the room, to avoid triggering one of their confusing borderline tantrums. <cite>not_KDTProjekt posted [p:983539969] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably try and slink slowly out of the room, to avoid triggering one of their confusing borderline tantrums.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/04/25 7:51:27 PM #12:	DoesntMatter posted... which god(s)? God of Abraham --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983540267] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>DoesntMatter posted... </cite><quote>which god(s)?</quote>God of Abraham</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 01/04/25 7:54:38 PM #13:	If you're so concerned about all the alleged baby killing happening, why did you kill so many babies so often without remorse? Including literally hardening a dude's heart so you could kill more babies? --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:983540300] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>If you're so concerned about all the alleged baby killing happening, why did you kill so many babies so often without remorse? Including literally hardening a dude's heart so you could kill more babies?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 01/04/25 8:09:58 PM #14:	Got a light? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:983540442] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Got a light?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/04/25 8:10:12 PM #15:	ssjevot posted... If you're so concerned about all the alleged baby killing happening, why did you kill so many babies so often without remorse? Including literally hardening a dude's heart so you could kill more babies? What if he legitimately said he was an ignorant person back then and was learning what goodness was --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983540444] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>ssjevot posted... </cite><quote>If you're so concerned about all the alleged baby killing happening, why did you kill so many babies so often without remorse? Including literally hardening a dude's heart so you could kill more babies?</quote>What if he legitimately said he was an ignorant person back then and was learning what goodness was </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mullettron 01/04/25 8:11:35 PM #16:	"Explain the thought process of allowing children to get cancer." <cite>mullettron posted [p:983540455] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>"Explain the thought process of allowing children to get cancer."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnEtrav 01/04/25 8:17:42 PM #17:	Why is your name dog spelled backwards? --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:983540507] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Why is your name dog spelled backwards?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/04/25 8:18:53 PM #18:	i ask him how shitfaced he was when he invented the platypus... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:983540517] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>i ask him how shitfaced he was when he invented the platypus...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
misterbum 01/04/25 8:19:16 PM #19:	What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL <cite>misterbum posted [p:983540521] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 01/04/25 8:39:20 PM #20:	Why? --- You don't need a license to drive a sandwich <cite>rexcrk posted [p:983540716] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 01/04/25 8:42:33 PM #21:	Jagus posted... What if he legitimately said he was an ignorant person back then and was learning what goodness was Honestly I think that would make him a way more compelling character. When something is all powerful and all knowing it is very hard to write that and clearly the writers weren't up to the task because right from the start things don't make much sense. A flawed and learning God is more compelling. --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:983540737] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Jagus posted... </cite><quote>What if he legitimately said he was an ignorant person back then and was learning what goodness was</quote>Honestly I think that would make him a way more compelling character. When something is all powerful and all knowing it is very hard to write that and clearly the writers weren't up to the task because right from the start things don't make much sense. A flawed and learning God is more compelling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/04/25 9:00:07 PM #22:	ssjevot posted... Honestly I think that would make him a way more compelling character. When something is all powerful and all knowing it is very hard to write that and clearly the writers weren't up to the task because right from the start things don't make much sense. A flawed and learning God is more compelling. Thats how God is in my story. He is tortured and constantly remorseful of the world he made out of ignorance and the evil he invented. He relies on humans to derive good and evil for him over time. --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983540888] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>ssjevot posted... </cite><quote>Honestly I think that would make him a way more compelling character. When something is all powerful and all knowing it is very hard to write that and clearly the writers weren't up to the task because right from the start things don't make much sense. A flawed and learning God is more compelling.</quote>Thats how God is in my story. He is tortured and constantly remorseful of the world he made out of ignorance and the evil he invented. He relies on humans to derive good and evil for him over time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 1:29:13 PM #23:	mullettron posted... "Explain the thought process of allowing children to get cancer." I didnt know making the universe would lead to that. Sorry --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983547784] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>mullettron posted... </cite><quote>"Explain the thought process of allowing children to get cancer."</quote>I didnt know making the universe would lead to that. Sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 01/05/25 1:37:37 PM #24:	LeCh0nk posted... what are the winning lottery numbers? 20, 42, 46, 59, 69 Mega ball is 19. ~~You never specified WHEN the winning numbers were for~~ --- Insert some witty line here <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:983547870] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted... </cite><quote>what are the winning lottery numbers?</quote>20, 42, 46, 59, 69 Mega ball is 19.You never specified WHEN the winning numbers were for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andri_g 01/05/25 7:22:06 PM #25:	The problem is I don't have the questions that would get the answers that we [people] need the most. --- '~' <cite>andri_g posted [p:983551595] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>The problem is I don't have the questions that would get the answers that we [people] need the most.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 01/05/25 7:26:35 PM #26:	I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:983551636] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IMNOTRAGED 01/05/25 7:29:47 PM #27:	What's up with the whole circumcision thing? --- DEBO ERA "Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people." <cite>IMNOTRAGED posted [p:983551669] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>What's up with the whole circumcision thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DamnSasquatch 01/05/25 7:35:43 PM #28:	IMNOTRAGED posted... What's up with the whole circumcision thing? Yes, the first thing that comes to my mind too is skin on penises. --- "I'll tell you who stole those lunches. That damn sasquatch." <cite>DamnSasquatch posted [p:983551730] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>IMNOTRAGED posted... </cite><quote>What's up with the whole circumcision thing?</quote>Yes, the first thing that comes to my mind too is skin on penises. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 01/05/25 7:38:13 PM #29:	DarthDemented posted... I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour. As a widower myself, I'd want the same thing. The only thing I'd ever need from God is her back and healthy. If that isn't possible I don't really require or want an answer as to why she became so sick. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif <cite>Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted [p:983551758] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour.</quote>As a widower myself, I'd want the same thing. The only thing I'd ever need from God is her back and healthy. If that isn't possible I don't really require or want an answer as to why she became so sick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 01/05/25 7:38:18 PM #30:	Can you make a pizza so large that even you can't finish it? <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:983551759] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Can you make a pizza so large that even you can't finish it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 7:38:47 PM #31:	IMNOTRAGED posted... What's up with the whole circumcision thing? I wanted a sign of loyalty that showed you were committed and went too far. Sorry --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983551765] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>IMNOTRAGED posted... </cite><quote>What's up with the whole circumcision thing?</quote>I wanted a sign of loyalty that showed you were committed and went too far. Sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relm_Arrowny_87 01/05/25 7:43:50 PM #32:	rexcrk posted... Why? --- What a fuddy duddy. <cite>Relm_Arrowny_87 posted [p:983551813] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted...</cite><quote>Why?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoesntMatter 01/05/25 7:45:11 PM #33:	Jagus posted... God of Abraham oh then i'd be like "hey man, what the fuck's your problem?" --- R.I.P. America, 1776-2024 he/him <cite>DoesntMatter posted [p:983551822] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Jagus posted... </cite><quote>God of Abraham</quote>ohthen i'd be like "hey man, what the fuck's your problem?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squall567 01/05/25 7:48:39 PM #34:	Jagus posted... I didnt know making the universe would lead to that. Sorry That doesn't seem very omniscient to me <cite>squall567 posted [p:983551855] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Jagus posted... </cite><quote>I didnt know making the universe would lead to that. Sorry</quote>That doesn't seem very omniscient to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 7:49:22 PM #35:	squall567 posted... That doesn't seem very omniscient to me In my story he isnt omniscient, he just claimed to be to make us feel safe --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983551862] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>squall567 posted... </cite><quote>That doesn't seem very omniscient to me</quote>In my story he isnt omniscient, he just claimed to be to make us feel safe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QElon 01/05/25 8:03:25 PM #36:	DarthDemented posted... I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour. I agree. Then I'd ask why. Trully evil people get to live and you take the good ones before their time. Wouldnt you want the good people to live longer to spread your message if they believe? <cite>QElon posted [p:983552014] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>I'd just ask to see my wife again for that hour.</quote>I agree. Then I'd ask why. Trully evil people get to live and you take the good ones before their time. Wouldnt you want the good people to live longer to spread your message if they believe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 8:05:09 PM #37:	QElon posted... I agree. Then I'd ask why. Trully evil people get to live and you take the good ones before their time. Wouldnt you want the good people to live longer to spread your message if they believe? I didnt have the knowledge of what good was when I first made the universe, so I didnt know what needed to be preserved. I mourn the loss of goodness ever since --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983552033] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>QElon posted... </cite><quote>I agree. Then I'd ask why. Trully evil people get to live and you take the good ones before their time. Wouldnt you want the good people to live longer to spread your message if they believe?</quote>I didnt have the knowledge of what good was when I first made the universe, so I didnt know what needed to be preserved. I mourn the loss of goodness ever since </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 01/05/25 9:44:46 PM #38:	Secret to seawater distillation on a global scale. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:983553100] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Secret to seawater distillation on a global scale.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeefEaster 01/05/25 9:58:53 PM #39:	I'd ask him about the true nature of the universe and its existence. How it all began, how "god" began, if it did actually have a beginning. <cite>BeefEaster posted [p:983553252] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask him about the true nature of the universe and its existence. How it all began, how "god" began, if it did actually have a beginning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 01/05/25 10:06:04 PM #40:	Which religion is right, if any --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:983553333] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Which religion is right, if any</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 10:09:33 PM #41:	Guide posted... Which religion is right, if any Intersectional feminism combined with sacrificing desire to end others' suffering (Buddhism), with the addition and emphasis on forgiveness and mercy, and anti-materialism. Also the religion should promote art. --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983553391] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite><quote>Which religion is right, if any</quote>Intersectional feminism combined with sacrificing desire to end others' suffering (Buddhism), with the addition and emphasis on forgiveness and mercy, and anti-materialism. Also the religion should promote art. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PissedOffMonk 01/05/25 10:12:53 PM #42:	If evil people are punished in the afterlife, why do some of them live so god damn long? I would intentionally include that blasphemous phrase to see his reaction firsthand. <cite>PissedOffMonk posted [p:983553455] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>If evil people are punished in the afterlife, why do some of them live so god damn long? I would intentionally include that blasphemous phrase to see his reaction firsthand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/05/25 10:13:41 PM #43:	PissedOffMonk posted... If evil people are punished in the afterlife, why do some of them live so god damn long? I would intentionally include that blasphemous phrase to see his reaction firsthand. Unfortunately once someone is born I can't speed up their death. --- No, marriage is about love. It fails because people think love can be reduced to a feeling. - On the Edge <cite>Jagus posted [p:983553472] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>PissedOffMonk posted... </cite><quote>If evil people are punished in the afterlife, why do some of them live so god damn long? I would intentionally include that blasphemous phrase to see his reaction firsthand.</quote>Unfortunately once someone is born I can't speed up their death. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/05/25 10:51:03 PM #45:	Wtf bro --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:983553902] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Wtf bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/07/25 5:30:52 PM #46:	bump --- "I am the beast I worship." - Death Grips <cite>Jagus posted [p:983576829] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 01/07/25 5:38:56 PM #47:	I would ask, "Do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?" --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:983576923] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>I would ask, "Do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven?And if your eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Voidgolem 01/07/25 5:47:31 PM #48:	Question why the human body is so massively flawed and failure prone if we are supposedly made in his image Further questions on mental health after that Then probably a "would you do it again?" --- Why not go all in? <cite>Voidgolem posted [p:983577024] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Question why the human body is so massively flawed and failure prone if we are supposedly made in his imageFurther questions on mental health after thatThen probably a "would you do it again?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagus 01/07/25 5:48:24 PM #49:	Voidgolem posted... Question why the human body is so massively flawed and failure prone if we are supposedly made in his image Further questions on mental health after that Then probably a "would you do it again?" I'm not perfect after all. Not in the same way that results in so much suffering and ignorance. --- "I am the beast I worship." - Death Grips <cite>Jagus posted [p:983577033] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Voidgolem posted... </cite><quote>Question why the human body is so massively flawed and failure prone if we are supposedly made in his imageFurther questions on mental health after thatThen probably a "would you do it again?"</quote>I'm not perfect after all.Not in the same way that results in so much suffering and ignorance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 01/07/25 5:51:18 PM #50:	Bugmeat posted... I guess I'd just ask about future events. They clearly don't give a shit about what's going on here. So it's not like a serious conversation would make any difference for the world. I might as well see if I can at least improve my life This. Also, this isn't limited to just the future - it could include the past, or places that are spatially (rather than temporally) distant - you could ask if there is other intelligent life out there for example. Especially considering that, well, it's God, so presumably he can actually show you, rather than just tell you, through manipulating your vision or whatever. You could also at least find out why he doesn't give a shit and basically acts as if he doesn't exist. --- Warning: This post contains Trumbles known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. <cite>Trumble posted [p:983577071] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Bugmeat posted... </cite><quote>I guess I'd just ask about future events. They clearly don't give a shit about what's going on here. So it's not like a serious conversation would make any difference for the world. I might as well see if I can at least improve my life</quote>This. Also, this isn't limited to just the future - it could include the past, or places that are spatially (rather than temporally) distant - you could ask if there is other intelligent life out there for example. Especially considering that, well, it's God, so presumably he can actually show you, rather than just tell you, through manipulating your vision or whatever.You could also at least find out why he doesn't give a shit and basically acts as if he doesn't exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 01/07/25 5:51:43 PM #51:	Id question my sanity the same way I would if I found myself talking to a leprechaun or the Easter Bunny. <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:983577079] in If you cou... [t:80912794]...</cite> <quote>Id question my sanity the same way I would if I found myself talking to a leprechaun or the Easter Bunny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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