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ReturnOfDevsman
11/27/24 5:38:13 PM
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Like, why don't they just call it wheat booze, grape booze, potato booze instead of coming up with a new word for all of these things?

Or pasta might be even worse than booze. Why can't it be thin spaghetti, flat spaghetti, hollow spaghetti, etc?

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Choco
11/27/24 5:39:17 PM
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and then they call things different like champagne based on where they're from as if that fucking matters to literally anyone

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ROBANN_88
11/27/24 6:25:20 PM
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this is a terrible topic

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/27/24 6:38:07 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
this is a terrible topic
I was playing Yakuza the other day and realized I have no idea what any of these drinks are.

Brandy
Scotch
Whisky
Malt
Gin

And like a lot more.

lol

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DrizztLink
11/27/24 6:39:06 PM
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That sounds more like a "you" problem.

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Yomi
11/27/24 6:40:01 PM
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?????

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PaintGimmick
11/27/24 6:42:27 PM
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Why are people so namey? Why don't they just call them Tall Guy, Short Guy, Tall Guy That's Just a Little Shorter Than the Taller Tall Guy instead of coming up with new names for all of these people?

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vigorm0rtis
11/27/24 6:44:08 PM
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Because they were created before the words "booze" and "pasta" existed.
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DToast
11/27/24 6:44:10 PM
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??????
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s0nicfan
11/27/24 6:44:13 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Or pasta might be even worse than booze. Why can't it be thin spaghetti, flat spaghetti, hollow spaghetti, etc?

https://pastaartist.com/pasta-in-translation/
Spaghetti: spaghetti is formed by adding the endearing suffix etto (lovely, cute) to the noun spago (string), which literally translates as cute strings.
Fusilli: this name has been formed by adding to the noun fuso (spindle), the endearing suffix ello (small and cute). Therefore, youre eating small and cute spindles!
Farfalle: no compound names, this time. Farfalle is Italian for butterflies.
Rigatoni: rigatoni is another compound name (the hell on earth to all of you who are trying to learn Italian!), formed by the verb rigato (striped) with the augmentative suffix one, which translates as big striped ones!
Orecchiette: the lovely pasta from Puglie is translated as cute ears (orecchie+ endearing suffix ette)

etc, etc....

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Jiek_Fafn
11/27/24 6:45:36 PM
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This is the product of marketing. If youre some farm dork from the dark ages, would you be more interested im buying "fermented wheat juice" or "Whiskey"? As a man with a similar mentality of a random Dark Aged rube, I'm best suited to answer this, and it's definitely a yes.

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_Valigarmanda_
11/27/24 6:49:02 PM
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https://youtu.be/n3iOMywQqSU?si=f81-Mw4z5UpJvPqh

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Ivynn
11/27/24 6:50:01 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I was playing Yakuza the other day and realized I have no idea what any of these drinks are.

Brandy
Scotch
Whisky
Malt
Gin

And like a lot more.

lol

Have you....never drank?

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/27/24 6:54:47 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Have you....never drank?
Pretty much. I had a half glass of white wine once. Just tasted like ethanol.

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Error1355
11/27/24 6:55:21 PM
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"Why don't I know the things I don't know?" The topic

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/27/24 6:55:48 PM
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Error1355 posted...
"Why don't I know the things I don't know?" The topic
Hey, at least I'm proposing a solution.

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Kim_Seong-a
11/27/24 6:56:40 PM
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Why do we call it "dog" and not "4 legs one tail sharp teeth licks balls"

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DrizztLink
11/27/24 6:57:58 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Hey, at least I'm proposing a solution.
Here's another:

Learn what words mean.

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Despised
11/27/24 7:03:45 PM
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Is it brandy that is distilled wine? I think I learned that recently, though I'm not fact checking myself at all so

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/27/24 7:10:53 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Here's another:

Learn what words mean.
I feel like in a world where changing time itself was the chosen solution for businesses being open early, this is not an outlandish request.

If anything, it's relatively sensible.

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HylianFox
11/27/24 7:32:19 PM
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I thought this would be more about fast food coming up with stupid new names for the same old shit

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rick_alverado
11/27/24 7:37:55 PM
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Part of it is food coming from places with different languages. When different cultures with different languages create something independently of each other, they are going to use different words to describe it, and when those cultures meet up, both words can end up being used, just for different variations.
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Azn_Psycho
11/27/24 7:38:05 PM
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Despised posted...
Is it brandy that is distilled wine? I think I learned that recently, though I'm not fact checking myself at all so

Pretty much

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ellis123
11/27/24 7:39:23 PM
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DToast posted...
??????
TC's going to need you to go by DToastedBread.

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McMarbles
11/28/24 12:49:56 AM
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They should call cats moody dogs, bears fat dogs, raccoons trash dogs, birds flying dogs, fish wet dogs

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Jolly_Bear
11/28/24 12:57:37 AM
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How could this forum ever close down when we have topics as good as this

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/28/24 12:58:20 AM
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McMarbles posted...
They should call cats moody dogs, bears fat dogs, raccoons trash dogs, birds flying dogs, fish wet dogs
I mean, I do always wonder why biologists and biology enthusiasts and assholes on the Internet are always like "oh look it's a rare Herpus Derpus aren't you excited" when it's literally just a damn grayish brownish mushroom that's exactly like every other mushroom in the universe.

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/28/24 1:01:05 AM
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Choco posted...
and then they call things different like champagne based on where they're from as if that fucking matters to literally anyone
It doesn't matter to me either, but let's not be silly. Clearly it matters to a significant number of people. It's an alcoholic institution for a reason.

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McMarbles
11/28/24 1:01:55 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I mean, I do always wonder why biologists and biology enthusiasts and assholes on the Internet are always like "oh look it's a rare Herpus Derpus aren't you excited" when it's literally just a damn grayish brownish mushroom that's exactly like every other mushroom in the universe.
They should call mushrooms dogs that go on pizza.

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TetsuoS2
11/28/24 1:17:21 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I mean, I do always wonder why biologists and biology enthusiasts and assholes on the Internet are always like "oh look it's a rare Herpus Derpus aren't you excited" when it's literally just a damn grayish brownish mushroom that's exactly like every other mushroom in the universe.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9486a54b.jpg

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Ivany2008
11/28/24 3:01:33 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I was playing Yakuza the other day and realized I have no idea what any of these drinks are.

Brandy
Scotch
Whisky
Malt
Gin

And like a lot more.

lol

Then maybe that's a sign to either start drinking or educate yourself. Being ignorant isn't an excuse for wanting everyone to bend to your beck and call with absolutely awful names.
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rick_alverado
11/28/24 3:04:33 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I mean, I do always wonder why biologists and biology enthusiasts and assholes on the Internet are always like "oh look it's a rare Herpus Derpus aren't you excited" when it's literally just a damn grayish brownish mushroom that's exactly like every other mushroom in the universe.

Do you want people to die? Is that what you want? Because some mushrooms are perfectly fine to eat, while others will kill you, and there's various others in between those two options, and it's important to distinguish between them.
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Lonestar2000
11/28/24 3:10:03 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
this is a terrible topic
All of TC's topics are.

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TomClark
11/28/24 3:10:39 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eda91bd4.png

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EPR-radar
11/28/24 3:18:30 AM
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More like clown show, the topic.

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Lokarin
11/28/24 3:43:46 AM
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blame the french...

I mean, does the demi-saucier just support the saucier, or do they specialize in demi-sauce, which actually is a thing.

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Choco
11/28/24 4:13:32 AM
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everyone shitting on tc but he is 100% right

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HashtagSEP
11/28/24 5:05:44 AM
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Choco posted...
everyone shitting on tc but he is 100% right

No, but you're welcome to be wrong with him.

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St0rmFury
11/28/24 5:08:53 AM
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Imo color in cosmetics are 10x more namey.

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HeWhoHasNoShadow
11/28/24 6:32:51 AM
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Cow becomes beef, pig becomes pork, deer becomes venison, sheep becomes lamb/mutton.

Chicken stays chicken. Turkey stay turkey.

What's up with that?


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Hornezz
11/28/24 6:47:49 AM
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HeWhoHasNoShadow posted...
Cow becomes beef, pig becomes pork, deer becomes venison, sheep becomes lamb/mutton.

Chicken stays chicken. Turkey stay turkey.

What's up with that?
Ooh I know this one: it's because of the Norman conquest of Britain in the 11th century. This introduced a lot of French words into English, especially among the ruling elite. Chicken was considered food for peasants so it retained its Germanic origin.

Turkey is native to the Americas so that word didn't enter the language until much later.

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ReturnOfDevsman
11/28/24 8:47:28 AM
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rick_alverado posted...
Do you want people to die? Is that what you want? Because some mushrooms are perfectly fine to eat, while others will kill you, and there's various others in between those two options, and it's important to distinguish between them.
I just make sure not to eat any mushrooms I find growing in the woods.

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furb
11/28/24 9:08:39 AM
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What until you hear about biology and the classification system used there!

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emblem-man
11/28/24 9:14:34 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
https://pastaartist.com/pasta-in-translation/

etc, etc....
Yeah the pasta one seems pretty straightforward.

In Italian the names are what TC wants them to be

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Choco
11/28/24 9:16:11 AM
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HeWhoHasNoShadow posted...
Cow becomes beef, pig becomes pork, deer becomes venison, sheep becomes lamb/mutton.
this annoys me so much about english


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KanWan
11/28/24 9:30:44 AM
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PaintGimmick posted...
Why are people so namey? Why don't they just call them Tall Guy, Short Guy, Tall Guy That's Just a Little Shorter Than the Taller Tall Guy instead of coming up with new names for all of these people?

Seems like gamers had it right when they called characters red pants guy and blue pants guy

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Trumble
11/30/24 6:29:31 PM
#47:


ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Like, why don't they just call it wheat booze, grape booze, potato booze instead of coming up with a new word for all of these things?

Or pasta might be even worse than booze. Why can't it be thin spaghetti, flat spaghetti, hollow spaghetti, etc?
This one is fine.

Choco posted...
and then they call things different like champagne based on where they're from as if that fucking matters to literally anyone
This one should get fucked.

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Patriotwolf
11/30/24 6:41:31 PM
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TC has gotta be on that lettuce

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