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Fin_Dawg_004 11/13/24 12:00:04 PM #1: |
november 15, obviously just an exhibition and these things sometimes have some shenanigans, but this line from mike made me shit my pants. Finish the story, Mike! https://twitter.com/WadePlem/status/1854948088135442532 --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/13/24 12:00:53 PM #2: |
Jake Paul breaks his hand mid fight but wins anyway by decision. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 11/13/24 12:01:40 PM #3: |
Mike will eat your babies. --- It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in. (He/Him). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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angeleyes94 11/13/24 12:05:00 PM #4: |
Jake could lose an ear or nose? Imagine Mike took his nose? --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lillymon 11/13/24 12:06:56 PM #5: |
I really want Tyson to win and I really want it to be by knockout but I expect a bunch of shenanigans and another bullshit draw. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 11/13/24 12:07:08 PM #6: |
They are going to be picking pieces of Jake Paul out Mikes shit for weeks. --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 11/13/24 12:07:37 PM #7: |
Bruce Lee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 11/13/24 12:07:59 PM #8: |
Wasn't the Mayweather fight rigged? Probably the same thing here. Though would be funny if Tyson were to go off script and end it round 1. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerrillaSoldier 11/13/24 12:08:49 PM #9: |
angeleyes94 posted... Imagine Mike took his nosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7yutkFXvtk --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 11/13/24 12:21:48 PM #11: |
I really want Tyson to win, but the match most likely fixed. Doubt that there will be any K.O --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kain_Highwind 11/13/24 12:28:20 PM #12: |
Paul will probably win honestly Tyson is Tyson but he still has 30 years on him and hasn't fought in 20 --- http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9362/davidbowie.jpg David Bowie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/13/24 12:32:12 PM #13: |
Kain_Highwind posted... Paul will probably win honestlyHe hasn't fought a match. He's been training & sparring with other people the whole time basically. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 11/13/24 12:35:35 PM #15: |
Mike goes out there, literally kills him round 1, then pops off on the mic and warns the other fake-o social media idiots who think his sport is gymnastics. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheLiarParadox 11/13/24 12:39:59 PM #16: |
I'll be passing on the circuses for the foreseeable future. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pow_Pow_Punishment 11/13/24 12:53:38 PM #17: |
It'll be a real match and Jake Paul will probably win, unfortunately. Jake Paul is a decent boxer with good knockout power. He rigs the game by carefully selecting opponents who have a disadvantage (age, size, or inactivity), not by scripting matches. The one time he didn't, he lost to Tommy Fury. --- Currently playing: Tales of the Abyss (PS2), Sands of Destruction (DS) Training log: https://powpowpunishment.blogspot.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 11/14/24 7:32:46 PM #18: |
I really hope Tyson knocks out Paul. It would be entertaining. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 11/14/24 7:33:22 PM #19: |
Tyson if it's not fixed --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 11/14/24 7:43:08 PM #20: |
Want Tyson to win but think Paul will win. Tyson still has the power to win in a slugfest, but I think Paul is smart enough to not get into one and just wait for Tysons cardio (no matter how good your training is, old age is severely damaging to your cardio) to become a problem before going all out. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 11/14/24 7:56:13 PM #22: |
so you have to pay extra to watch it live? i thought it was included with a netflix subscription. --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 11/14/24 8:02:37 PM #23: |
Fin_Dawg_004 posted... so you have to pay extra to watch it live? i thought it was included with a netflix subscription.jfc Paul vs. Tyson will be available to stream live globally on all Netflix plans, at no additional cost to subscribers. The broadcast will feature live commentary --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 11/14/24 8:15:52 PM #24: |
Fin_Dawg_004 posted... so you have to pay extra to watch it live? i thought it was included with a netflix subscription. It's included with your Netflix subscription. --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 11/14/24 8:21:01 PM #25: |
Cornmuffins posted... It's included with your Netflix subscription.oh you're right, I was mistaken. --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 11/14/24 8:21:50 PM #26: |
Everyone who watches this is contributing to the death of boxing --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 11/14/24 8:28:39 PM #27: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI7vGy-Fos Is this WWE? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShineboxPhil 11/14/24 8:29:51 PM #28: |
You guys really think a broken down Mike Tyson that's pushing 60 is going to beat Jake Paul? --- Florida Panthers, Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Dodgers, Kansas City Chiefs, Real Madrid #1 Fan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 11/15/24 12:26:56 AM #29: |
I hope Tyson bites his ear off. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 11/15/24 12:35:26 AM #30: |
I hope Tyson wins, but I think hes way too old to be doing this. I think Jake Paul will win. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_____Cait 11/15/24 12:38:06 AM #31: |
They start fighting. Mid match, aliens crash the fight and start taking people. They take Tyson, and Jake chases after them. Jake gets onboard the ship, and breaks Tyson free. Why did you save me It wasnt for you. It was for Earth. We can finish this once we stop these guys Tyson and Jake knock the aliens around. The boss alien shows up, and starts beating both of them down. Tyson and Jake look into eachothers eyes and give a silent nod. They start to glow. They get up in sync. Jake uppercuts the alien, and Tyson give him a straight, and blasts him into the sun. Tyson and Jake descend to Earth with all the captives. Everyone cheers. Tyson and Jake shake hands. You know this doesnt mean its over, Tyson says, mockingly, yet with an air of respect. Jake grins, as he replies, Lets end this here. They both jab at eachother as the screen freezes and the colors fade to black and white, roll credits, --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Count_Drachma 11/15/24 12:39:15 AM #32: |
Mike Tyson is 58. Are there are a lot of successful boxers in their 50s? On top of that, Tyson hasn't boxed in at least a decade. Although Tyson in his prime would wipe the floor with Logan Paul, I can't see him winning this. --- Everybody's got a price / Everybody's got to pay / Because the Million Drachma Man / Always gets his way. AhahahahMMH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lillymon 11/15/24 12:39:51 AM #33: |
ShineboxPhil posted... You guys really think a broken down Mike Tyson that's pushing 60 is going to beat Jake Paul?It's not really that I think he's going to win it's that I want to see Jake Paul get knocked the fuck out and I will send psychic energy to anyone with the opportunity to do it. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 11/15/24 12:40:40 AM #34: |
one hell of a promotion for jake paul if tyson let him have this one --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 11/15/24 12:42:22 AM #35: |
Pikachuchupika posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI7vGy-Fos Do you think Jake Paul felt it? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 11/15/24 12:43:50 AM #36: |
i don't know their weight classes; I heard that even a lazy ex-boxer (which Tyson isn't) can almost always win against someone a class under them --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MotaroRIP619 11/15/24 12:44:24 AM #37: |
I hope Jake Paul wins. Tyson is a convicted sex offender so fuck him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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W_S_C_M 11/15/24 12:53:18 AM #38: |
Mike should just bite both of his ears off and end it with a head butt --- Peacefully non-compliant/non-conformist De-influencer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Baron_Ox 11/15/24 3:09:53 AM #39: |
Pikachuchupika posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI7vGy-Foshttps://giphy.com/gifs/CNsGUQ0Ou8z3PNTJf0 --- "I could never encapsulate all my cosmicality on my own." - mr. MFN eXquire. https://imgur.com/a/b0bpBPe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 11/15/24 3:12:25 AM #40: |
I'm taking Tyson --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 11/15/24 3:15:36 AM #41: |
Baron_Ox posted... https://giphy.com/gifs/CNsGUQ0Ou8z3PNTJf0Yeah I saw that bullshit I hope Tyson smokes him. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbongo 11/15/24 3:53:24 AM #42: |
I would bet on one thing. That future Jake Paul aged 58 won't be in anywhere close to Tyson's fitness now. --- Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbongo 11/15/24 3:55:16 AM #43: |
Pikachuchupika posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI7vGy-Fos Look how none of the ladies in the back break their smiles. It's almost like they knew the slap was coming. --- Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scorsese2002 11/15/24 4:19:55 AM #44: |
Pikachuchupika posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI7vGy-Fos Slapped Pauls head into a 180 lol --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 11/15/24 4:24:01 AM #45: |
Umbongo posted... Look how none of the ladies in the back break their smiles. It's almost like they knew the slap was coming.Staged events are like that. --- If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, you're just a bad person on leash. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 11/15/24 11:40:40 AM #46: |
Baron_Ox posted... https://giphy.com/gifs/CNsGUQ0Ou8z3PNTJf0oh shit RIP jake --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 11/15/24 11:44:58 AM #47: |
Tyson if he tries. But probably a draw because he won't and Paul has proved to be better than most figure he could be. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 11/15/24 11:52:38 AM #49: |
Lol at Tyson calling Jake Paul a manufactured killer. That poser isn't a killer of any kind. I want Tyson to wipe the floor with Jake, but I assume he won't actually try to win --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/15/24 11:56:11 AM #50: |
ShineboxPhil posted... You guys really think a broken down Mike Tyson that's pushing 60 is going to beat Jake Paul? No. What I think will happen is mid fight a random skydiver will parachute in, interrupting the match. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MotaroRIP619 11/15/24 12:08:25 PM #51: |
That slap was staged as fuck. I still hope Jake Paul kicks his sex offender ass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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