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Verdekal 10/01/24 6:12:27 PM #1:	You're an unexpected item in bagging area. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:982357766] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You're an unexpected item in bagging area.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 10/01/24 6:29:47 PM #2:	You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:982358027] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 10/01/24 6:31:18 PM #3:	So stupid you'd drown staring up into a rainstorm unless reminded not to. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:982358047] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>So stupid you'd drown staring up into a rainstorm unless reminded not to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 10/01/24 6:33:06 PM #4:	Is your head up your ass for the warmth? --- "My lord, even 'the bud' slips into alcoholism these days." - AlCalavicci <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:982358064] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Is your head up your ass for the warmth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/01/24 6:33:44 PM #5:	Stinky hat --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:982358070] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Stinky hat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 10/01/24 6:35:17 PM #6:	Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:982358087] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 10/01/24 6:36:41 PM #7:	-You couldn't think your way out of a soggy paper sack. -It looks like someone set your face on fire and put it out with a cheese grater. --- It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:982358107] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>-You couldn't think your way out of a soggy paper sack.-It looks like someone set your face on fire and put it out with a cheese grater.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 10/01/24 6:40:30 PM #8:	Go fuck yourself, San Diego! Yes, it was the one allowed f bomb EPR-radar posted... Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" Still my favorite though --- Currently playing - Remnant 2 <cite>bsp77 posted [p:982358165] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Go fuck yourself, San Diego!Yes, it was the one allowed f bombEPR-radar posted... </cite><quote>Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"</quote>Still my favorite though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DisgracefulSins 10/01/24 6:44:13 PM #9:	You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude! --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:982358219] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bumjuice001 10/01/24 6:44:13 PM #10:	You lint licker <cite>Bumjuice001 posted [p:982358220] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You lint licker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 10/01/24 6:48:07 PM #11:	Bumjuice001 posted... You lint licker You son of a biscuit eating bull dog!!! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:982358289] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Bumjuice001 posted... </cite><quote>You lint licker</quote>You son of a biscuit eating bull dog!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 10/01/24 6:50:33 PM #12:	Busted can of biscuits <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:982358330] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Busted can of biscuits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 10/01/24 6:52:07 PM #13:	Ketchup crotch and petercheese. They were in an R rated movie but it wasn't rated because of these. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:982358357] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Ketchup crotch and petercheese. They were in an R rated movie but it wasn't rated because of these.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DisgracefulSins 10/01/24 6:52:50 PM #14:	You're such a jive turkey. --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:982358369] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You're such a jive turkey.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 10/01/24 6:53:23 PM #15:	As sharp as a sack of wet mice. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:982358373] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>As sharp as a sack of wet mice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 10/03/24 6:02:19 AM #16:	Bumjuice001 posted... You lint licker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:982377641] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Bumjuice001 posted... </cite><quote>You lint licker</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/03/24 6:03:03 AM #17:	Youre the monkey-fighting snake on this Monday-to-Friday plane. --- And they say that a Trumble will save us... <cite>Trumble posted [p:982377646] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Youre the monkey-fighting snake on this Monday-to-Friday plane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/03/24 8:30:12 AM #18:	You scum-sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:982378444] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You scum-sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 10/03/24 8:35:16 AM #19:	DisgracefulSins posted... You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude! Bangarang! --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:982378484] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>DisgracefulSins posted... </cite><quote>You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude!</quote>Bangarang!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeefEaster 10/03/24 8:39:10 AM #20:	I bite my thumb at you. <cite>BeefEaster posted [p:982378517] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>I bite my thumb at you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/03/24 8:42:01 AM #21:	Failed abortion is the most savage insult I've heard that doesn't use cuss words or overtly sexual. It could be rated R from the sheer strength of the insult alone. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:982378543] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Failed abortion is the most savage insult I've heard that doesn't use cuss words or overtly sexual. It could be rated R from the sheer strength of the insult alone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThatGeminiGuy 10/03/24 8:52:12 AM #22:	EPR-radar posted... Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" "I fart in your general direction!" --- "Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles <cite>ThatGeminiGuy posted [p:982378622] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>EPR-radar posted... </cite><quote>Time for a classic: "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"</quote>"I fart in your general direction!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
texanfan27 10/03/24 9:05:24 AM #23:	I dont even know to start insulting you, all of it feels like low blows. youre not worth the time to come up with an original insult no wonder your dad left for milk and never came back --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. <cite>texanfan27 posted [p:982378715] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>I dont even know to start insulting you, all of it feels like low blows. youre not worth the time to come up with an original insultno wonder your dad left for milk and never came back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 10/03/24 9:18:00 AM #24:	Shut the front door you stupid melon farmer pegusus123456 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c Holy shit this brings back memories. --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:982378829] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Shut the front door you stupid melon farmerpegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c</quote>Holy shit this brings back memories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 10/03/24 9:19:06 AM #25:	The day it was raining brains you had an umbrella. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:982378836] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>The day it was raining brains you had an umbrella.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baron_Ox 10/03/24 9:21:19 AM #26:	I keep seeing this one in Nigerian insult memes: "wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster" --- "I could never encapsulate all my cosmicality on my own." - mr. MFN eXquire. https://imgur.com/4CDGncR <cite>Baron_Ox posted [p:982378856] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>I keep seeing this one in Nigerian insult memes: "wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlveinFencer 10/03/24 10:56:47 AM #27:	"Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!" --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta <cite>AlveinFencer posted [p:982379772] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>"Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/03/24 11:03:14 AM #29:	"I can't believe that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest." ~~inb4 ackshually it's not always the fastest sperm that fertilizes the egg~~ --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:982379831] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>"I can't believe that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest."inb4 ackshually it's not always the fastest sperm that fertilizes the egg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kircheis 10/03/24 11:15:40 AM #30:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSIp38xMM1A Does it count if he's constantly trying to swear, but he's speaking through a censored universal translator? --- Kratos will choke this point avatar by Hambo the Hog. <cite>Kircheis posted [p:982379955] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSIp38xMM1ADoes it count if he's constantly trying to swear, but he's speaking through a censored universal translator?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat_More_Beef 10/03/24 11:25:50 AM #31:	You're a bungalow. Nothing upstairs! --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat_More_Beef posted [p:982380046] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>You're a bungalow. Nothing upstairs!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/03/24 11:31:37 AM #32:	Eat balut --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:982380107] in Unique PG1... [t:80857494]...</cite> <quote>Eat balut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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