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UnfairRepresent 09/19/24 4:16:56 PM #1: |
You come home one day and suddenly feel cold steel against the back of your head as you are pistol whipped. As you regain your bearings you realize a crazy guy has you at gunpoint and gestures you towards 5 large pizzas from Pizza Hut that he has waiting for you on a table. He orders you to eat all 5 of them right now or he will shoot you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b070c74e.jpg To prove he's not bluffing the crazy guy shoots your favorite possession. Could you do it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/19/24 4:18:08 PM #2: |
I could probably do more tbh I don't know what it is about pizza, I will eat the fuck out of it --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloofHermit 09/19/24 4:18:13 PM #3: |
yes ez --- Steam: AloofHermit37 http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dancedreamer 09/19/24 4:19:00 PM #4: |
I'm pregnant right now, and I don't think I could do it. --- This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! ~Alexandra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/19/24 4:19:17 PM #5: |
pegusus123456 posted... I could probably do more tbh I wouldn't say that to the crazy guy if I was in your shoes >_> --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 09/19/24 4:20:00 PM #6: |
No. I could definitely do one. Given that there's no sides filling me up, I could probably do at least a decent chunk of a second one too. Five, though, no way. --- And they say that a Trumble will save us... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itcheyness 09/19/24 4:20:55 PM #7: |
I murder him in a rage after he shoots my cat Harley... In a vacuum, no I couldn't eat 5 large pizzas. --- Seattle Sounders 10-7-7 37 points 261 Refugee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClayGuida 09/19/24 4:21:39 PM #8: |
No. I could eat 1 large if I was trying to. But 5? Fuck man. --- lolAmerica ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerrillaSoldier 09/19/24 4:21:41 PM #9: |
are you kidding, no way --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeTigre 09/19/24 4:23:21 PM #10: |
Definitely one sitting. like, just not getting up? --- The world's a mess and yr my only cure (formerly BrohammedAli) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 09/19/24 4:23:50 PM #11: |
Nope, I'm dead. I could eat 1. Maybe 2 if I really forced myself. But no way do I get through all 5. That's a lot of bread --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MagnusDJL 09/19/24 4:24:07 PM #12: |
I'd have to really push myself just to do 1. There's no way I'm trying 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZaruenKosai 09/19/24 4:24:08 PM #13: |
I eat one as it is, and usually still have room for more. #2 I would start getting filled up, #3 would be pretty tough but doable, #4 would be the hardest, but I think once I make it past that, # 5 would be easy, as I would be able to see the finish line. My body would just be expanding around # 5 and so Id be eating on autopilot at this point. Also depends what is considered one sitting. Within 10-15 minutes, definitely not. Give me 60-70 minutes to moderate and I think it's far more doable with more time. You would be surprised at what the body is capable of doing in order to survive. Having a gun to my head, is pretty damn good motivation to eat 5 pizzas. --- RTX 4080 - 7800X3D - LFII 360mm - Enthoo 719/Luxe 2 + 7 140mm ARGB Fans - B650EF - 850w + Plat - 120 Inch Epson 5050UB + 77 Inch S90C OLED ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 09/19/24 4:24:50 PM #14: |
I don't think I could even eat one large pizza in a single sitting --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zombified_Toast 09/19/24 4:26:32 PM #15: |
I would struggle with one and I'm 300 lbs --- stant447 - So suicide is illegal. But smoking is not? I'm allowed to passively kill myself, but not actively? Transmutant - Just as long as you die I'm happy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vokrent 09/19/24 4:26:41 PM #16: |
i could do 2 with a bit of effort, 3 with a lot of effort. anything more and i'm just gonna accept my fate --- Every time I'm left alone my misery begins to drown me. Tied by a rope of anxiety; thrown overboard ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prototypic 09/19/24 4:27:54 PM #17: |
I would 100% throw up way before the fifth pizza, so I guess it depends on whether getting violently ill disqualifies me/gets me shot. --- Thus I became a madman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueFalcon 09/19/24 4:28:45 PM #18: |
A small pizza usually lasts me 3 meals. Theres no way I could do 5 large at once. --- How do I feel this good sober? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HannibalBarca3 09/19/24 4:28:45 PM #19: |
One is doable but 5? Too much. --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 09/19/24 4:31:00 PM #20: |
1 is about my limit. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 09/19/24 4:31:07 PM #21: |
only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting. --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Elden Ring ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vokrent 09/19/24 4:32:35 PM #22: |
Giant_Aspirin posted... only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.i mean, i'm a giant. and i don't usually feel good after eating a large pizza in a single sitting. i'm just capable of it. i usually eat half and throw the rest in the fridge for breakfast --- Every time I'm left alone my misery begins to drown me. Tied by a rope of anxiety; thrown overboard ... Copied to Clipboard!
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crayola555 09/19/24 4:32:44 PM #23: |
Eating 5 large pizzas is like something they do in competitive eating contests. I could eat one whole but no more after that. --- 3DS FC: 0619-4850-3479 IGN: AlmaDelita ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarFighters76 09/19/24 4:33:43 PM #24: |
As much as I love pizza, I could only do 1 pizza at the most in a setting. --- 1,000 maps on 04/12/2010! -- 2,000 maps on 04/15/2016! -- 3,000 maps on 11/19/2019! -- 4,000 maps on 02/10/2023! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 09/19/24 4:35:00 PM #25: |
I kind of doubt I could do it. That's a lot of calories all at once. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 09/19/24 4:41:01 PM #26: |
Giant_Aspirin posted... only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.I think most adults could manage to eat 1 large pizza on their own. I don't normally do that, but I know I could if I tried --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 09/19/24 4:41:59 PM #27: |
Giant_Aspirin posted... only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.I have certian other habits that make this much easier. One of which is that I tend to eat fuck all throughout the day (not literally nothing but not much) and just have a huge dinner. The other being exactly what you thought I was talking about. --- And they say that a Trumble will save us... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Neo 09/19/24 4:42:22 PM #28: |
I don't think I could eat one within a single sitting anymore. --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hmnut7 09/19/24 4:43:19 PM #29: |
I love pizza! But I doubt I could eat a whole large pizza in one sitting. --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 09/19/24 4:43:26 PM #30: |
12000 Calories about 1,360 grams of carbs You would die --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Voidgolem 09/19/24 4:45:26 PM #31: |
If my life were on the line and I were already hungry...maybe? How long would I have to work through them? Normally I'd tap out at like one and that's after skipping lunch --- Variable General Veeg, at your service ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkknight109 09/19/24 4:47:19 PM #32: |
Nope. I can handle one large pizza on my own. If forced, I could possibly manage two, though I would probably feel very ill afterwards. But five? Not happening, unless I'm allowed to sit there and slowly nibble at them for hours, which I think is against the spirit of the question. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowMan033 09/19/24 4:48:33 PM #33: |
Unless you were morbidly obese, like Im talking 500 pounds or more I dont think its possible. Thats way too much bread for an average sized stomach. --- LSU Tigers - 2023 National Champions 1991, 1993, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2009, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 09/19/24 4:48:52 PM #34: |
I might be able to force myself through one. I did that a time or two in college when I was much heavier, and even then I really regretted it. Five? Hell no. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 09/19/24 4:54:25 PM #36: |
Eat the pizza then beat his ass for shooting my fav possession ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 09/19/24 4:54:51 PM #37: |
I can do two, not sure about five without at least a bathroom break --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 09/19/24 4:55:20 PM #38: |
I couldn't finish half a large pizza in a single sitting. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 09/19/24 5:00:42 PM #39: |
Well, I'm dead either way... At least the gun will be quick and likely painless. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjnelson 09/19/24 5:06:01 PM #40: |
One, yes. Five, no. Even if I cheated and had one sitting be all day I can't eat pizza that's several hours old, so unless the five pizzas are spread out over the day there's no way. --- I'm not here for friends. I'm here for the truth to the best of my knowledge of it, even if it's not what people want to hear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kai_Laguna 09/19/24 5:09:26 PM #41: |
No, assuming I hadn't eaten anything all day, I could maybe get as far as a slice or two into the second pizza but I'd be absolutely stuffed by that point. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hospy 09/19/24 5:10:30 PM #42: |
My one sitting is going to be a few days but sure I guess. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 09/19/24 5:15:17 PM #43: |
What's the definition of large? I wonder if some of the reactions thinking they could eat a lot are due to differing definitions of size between places. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/19/24 5:16:17 PM #44: |
Nemu posted... What's the definition of large? I wonder if some of the reactions thinking they could eat a lot are due to differing definitions of size between places.I specified Pizza Hut precisely for that reason --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrandConjuraton 09/19/24 5:16:49 PM #45: |
AloofHermit posted... yes ez --- Upon the water, the song of the birds still echo silent. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 09/19/24 5:17:31 PM #46: |
UnfairRepresent posted... I specified Pizza Hut precisely for that reasonThat's still going to differ between countries to some extent. Maybe even between states in the US. --- And they say that a Trumble will save us... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haarlem1982 09/19/24 5:19:05 PM #47: |
eat 5 large pizzas? No way, 1.5 maybe. More important question, where is gun guy standing? Is his positioning so that I could have a chance at smacking a hot pizza in his face to have a chance to get the drop on him that way? If I'm likely going to die, I won't go without trying to at least hurt him --- There is no need for gulags for those that consent to their own chains - Thomas Williams ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 09/19/24 5:20:34 PM #48: |
But for real, you might as well take the bullet because if you ate the 5 large pizzas the sheer amount of carbs are going to send you into a diabetic coma at best, or kill you at worst. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/19/24 6:38:09 PM #49: |
PMarth2002 posted... I couldn't finish half a large pizza in a single sitting.Even at gunpoint? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thermador446 09/19/24 6:41:27 PM #50: |
Pizza Hut thin crust maybe --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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