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UnfairRepresent
09/19/24 4:16:56 PM
#1:


You come home one day and suddenly feel cold steel against the back of your head as you are pistol whipped.

As you regain your bearings you realize a crazy guy has you at gunpoint and gestures you towards 5 large pizzas from Pizza Hut that he has waiting for you on a table.

He orders you to eat all 5 of them right now or he will shoot you.

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To prove he's not bluffing the crazy guy shoots your favorite possession.

Could you do it?

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pegusus123456
09/19/24 4:18:08 PM
#2:


I could probably do more tbh

I don't know what it is about pizza, I will eat the fuck out of it

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AloofHermit
09/19/24 4:18:13 PM
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yes ez

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Dancedreamer
09/19/24 4:19:00 PM
#4:


I'm pregnant right now, and I don't think I could do it.

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UnfairRepresent
09/19/24 4:19:17 PM
#5:


pegusus123456 posted...
I could probably do more tbh


I wouldn't say that to the crazy guy if I was in your shoes >_>

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Trumble
09/19/24 4:20:00 PM
#6:


No. I could definitely do one. Given that there's no sides filling me up, I could probably do at least a decent chunk of a second one too. Five, though, no way.

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itcheyness
09/19/24 4:20:55 PM
#7:


I murder him in a rage after he shoots my cat Harley...

In a vacuum, no I couldn't eat 5 large pizzas.

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ClayGuida
09/19/24 4:21:39 PM
#8:


No. I could eat 1 large if I was trying to. But 5? Fuck man.

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/19/24 4:21:41 PM
#9:


are you kidding, no way


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LeTigre
09/19/24 4:23:21 PM
#10:


Definitely one sitting.

like, just not getting up?

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NoxObscuras
09/19/24 4:23:50 PM
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Nope, I'm dead. I could eat 1. Maybe 2 if I really forced myself. But no way do I get through all 5. That's a lot of bread

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MagnusDJL
09/19/24 4:24:07 PM
#12:


I'd have to really push myself just to do 1. There's no way I'm trying 5
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ZaruenKosai
09/19/24 4:24:08 PM
#13:


I eat one as it is, and usually still have room for more.

#2 I would start getting filled up,
#3 would be pretty tough but doable,
#4 would be the hardest, but I think once I make it past that,
# 5 would be easy, as I would be able to see the finish line.

My body would just be expanding around # 5 and so Id be eating on autopilot at this point.

Also depends what is considered one sitting. Within 10-15 minutes, definitely not.
Give me 60-70 minutes to moderate and I think it's far more doable with more time.

You would be surprised at what the body is capable of doing in order to survive.
Having a gun to my head, is pretty damn good motivation to eat 5 pizzas.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/19/24 4:24:50 PM
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I don't think I could even eat one large pizza in a single sitting

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Zombified_Toast
09/19/24 4:26:32 PM
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I would struggle with one and I'm 300 lbs

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Vokrent
09/19/24 4:26:41 PM
#16:


i could do 2 with a bit of effort, 3 with a lot of effort. anything more and i'm just gonna accept my fate

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Prototypic
09/19/24 4:27:54 PM
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I would 100% throw up way before the fifth pizza, so I guess it depends on whether getting violently ill disqualifies me/gets me shot.

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BlueFalcon
09/19/24 4:28:45 PM
#18:


A small pizza usually lasts me 3 meals. Theres no way I could do 5 large at once.

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HannibalBarca3
09/19/24 4:28:45 PM
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One is doable but 5? Too much.

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dummy420
09/19/24 4:31:00 PM
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1 is about my limit.

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Giant_Aspirin
09/19/24 4:31:07 PM
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only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.

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Vokrent
09/19/24 4:32:35 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.
i mean, i'm a giant. and i don't usually feel good after eating a large pizza in a single sitting. i'm just capable of it. i usually eat half and throw the rest in the fridge for breakfast

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crayola555
09/19/24 4:32:44 PM
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Eating 5 large pizzas is like something they do in competitive eating contests. I could eat one whole but no more after that.

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StarFighters76
09/19/24 4:33:43 PM
#24:


As much as I love pizza, I could only do 1 pizza at the most in a setting.

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Bass
09/19/24 4:35:00 PM
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I kind of doubt I could do it. That's a lot of calories all at once.

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NoxObscuras
09/19/24 4:41:01 PM
#26:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.
I think most adults could manage to eat 1 large pizza on their own. I don't normally do that, but I know I could if I tried

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Trumble
09/19/24 4:41:59 PM
#27:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
only if i'm allowed to throw up whenever i need to. i find it absolutely wild that some of you guys can eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting.
I have certian other habits that make this much easier.

One of which is that I tend to eat fuck all throughout the day (not literally nothing but not much) and just have a huge dinner.

The other being exactly what you thought I was talking about.

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Neo
09/19/24 4:42:22 PM
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I don't think I could eat one within a single sitting anymore.

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hmnut7
09/19/24 4:43:19 PM
#29:


I love pizza!

But I doubt I could eat a whole large pizza in one sitting.

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wackyteen
09/19/24 4:43:26 PM
#30:


12000 Calories

about 1,360 grams of carbs

You would die

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Voidgolem
09/19/24 4:45:26 PM
#31:


If my life were on the line and I were already hungry...maybe? How long would I have to work through them?

Normally I'd tap out at like one and that's after skipping lunch

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darkknight109
09/19/24 4:47:19 PM
#32:


Nope.

I can handle one large pizza on my own. If forced, I could possibly manage two, though I would probably feel very ill afterwards.

But five? Not happening, unless I'm allowed to sit there and slowly nibble at them for hours, which I think is against the spirit of the question.

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ShadowMan033
09/19/24 4:48:33 PM
#33:


Unless you were morbidly obese, like Im talking 500 pounds or more I dont think its possible. Thats way too much bread for an average sized stomach.

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/19/24 4:48:52 PM
#34:


I might be able to force myself through one. I did that a time or two in college when I was much heavier, and even then I really regretted it.

Five? Hell no.

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Kanaya413
09/19/24 4:54:25 PM
#36:


Eat the pizza then beat his ass for shooting my fav possession
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Guide
09/19/24 4:54:51 PM
#37:


I can do two, not sure about five without at least a bathroom break

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PMarth2002
09/19/24 4:55:20 PM
#38:


I couldn't finish half a large pizza in a single sitting.

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Smiffwilm
09/19/24 5:00:42 PM
#39:


Well, I'm dead either way... At least the gun will be quick and likely painless.

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pjnelson
09/19/24 5:06:01 PM
#40:


One, yes. Five, no. Even if I cheated and had one sitting be all day I can't eat pizza that's several hours old, so unless the five pizzas are spread out over the day there's no way.

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Kai_Laguna
09/19/24 5:09:26 PM
#41:


No, assuming I hadn't eaten anything all day, I could maybe get as far as a slice or two into the second pizza but I'd be absolutely stuffed by that point.
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Hospy
09/19/24 5:10:30 PM
#42:


My one sitting is going to be a few days but sure I guess.
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Nemu
09/19/24 5:15:17 PM
#43:


What's the definition of large? I wonder if some of the reactions thinking they could eat a lot are due to differing definitions of size between places.
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UnfairRepresent
09/19/24 5:16:17 PM
#44:


Nemu posted...
What's the definition of large? I wonder if some of the reactions thinking they could eat a lot are due to differing definitions of size between places.
I specified Pizza Hut precisely for that reason

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GrandConjuraton
09/19/24 5:16:49 PM
#45:


AloofHermit posted...
yes ez


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Trumble
09/19/24 5:17:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I specified Pizza Hut precisely for that reason
That's still going to differ between countries to some extent. Maybe even between states in the US.

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haarlem1982
09/19/24 5:19:05 PM
#47:


eat 5 large pizzas? No way, 1.5 maybe.

More important question, where is gun guy standing?
Is his positioning so that I could have a chance at smacking a hot pizza in his face to have a chance to get the drop on him that way?

If I'm likely going to die, I won't go without trying to at least hurt him

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wackyteen
09/19/24 5:20:34 PM
#48:


But for real, you might as well take the bullet because if you ate the 5 large pizzas the sheer amount of carbs are going to send you into a diabetic coma at best, or kill you at worst.

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UnfairRepresent
09/19/24 6:38:09 PM
#49:


PMarth2002 posted...
I couldn't finish half a large pizza in a single sitting.
Even at gunpoint?

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Thermador446
09/19/24 6:41:27 PM
#50:


Pizza Hut thin crust maybe

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