Poll of the Day > So I wanted to know how the god of time even lost the titan war

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NeoSioType
09/02/24 7:27:28 PM
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Took me 30-something years to find out Chronos =/= Cronus

Outside the name, apprarently some of the confusion comes from the Father Time guy having a scythe. (Agriculture being related to time)
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Blightzkrieg
09/02/24 7:36:05 PM
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Ancient mythology tends to blend, even back in the day. There was no "Greek bible" it was just whatever stories are going around. And one day your dimwitted uncle mixes up two gods and suddenly they're the same dude for the next 3000 years.

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AltOmega2
09/05/24 8:53:15 PM
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NeoSioType posted...
Chronos =/= Cronus
Today I learned.

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ConfusedTorchic
09/05/24 9:58:14 PM
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hades 2 is still in early access and doesn't have an ending yet

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ParanoidObsessive
09/16/24 10:54:13 PM
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Here's a thought to blow your mind:

The literal god and goddess of War were on the Olympian side. How do you win a war against war itself?

For that matter, one of the other gods on that side was Nike, the goddess of Victory. How do you defeat victory?

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Lokarin
09/16/24 11:05:13 PM
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Have you played Bioshock Infinite; eventually you just give up and accept death

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SomeUsername529
09/16/24 11:32:45 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Here's a thought to blow your mind:

The literal god and goddess of War were on the Olympian side. How do you win a war against war itself?

For that matter, one of the other gods on that side was Nike, the goddess of Victory. How do you defeat victory?
How do you create the universe and not have dibs on shit like victory and war as your gimmick? The titans were just asking to get taken down.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/17/24 3:53:52 AM
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SomeUsername529 posted...
How do you create the universe and not have dibs on shit like victory and war as your gimmick? The titans were just asking to get taken down.

To be fair, the Titans didn't create the universe. The whole thing sort of just happened by spontaneous accident. The Primordials and the universe just sort of poofed into being from out of infinite Chaos without any real plan. Gaia was one of the first gods, and she eventually gave birth to Ouranos on her own because she was a strong independent woman who didn't need no baby daddy.

Then Ouranos fucked his mom, they had a bunch of kids (the Titans), and then one of them cut his dick off.

Those wacky Greeks!

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