Current Events > Old wrestling gimmicks are pretty great when viewed in context of reality

(+) Yeah! (+)

The Undertaker is some sort of cult leader who gets his powers from some mystical urn and can shoot lighting from his hands, but never during a match because that would be too much of a rule break. But he also really likes motorcycles and hangs out with Kid Rock. He's a good guy.

Hulk Hogan is a "true" American patriot, who also demands that the world cater to his wishes. He actively uses racial slurs and succeeds in business by actively sabotaging those around him and coasting by on the absolute minimum of effort. He is also a good guy.

Kurt Angle is an accomplished Olympic champion who preaches intensity, integrity and intelligence. He took pride in being a hard working, honest citizen and sacrificed his body to bring home the gold for his country. He's a bad guy.