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Blaziken
08/12/24 10:12:42 AM
#1:


Couldn't think up a good pun otherwise. But his emails!!1!!111!

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LightningStrikes
08/12/24 10:19:09 AM
#2:


Did anybody bring up Musk trying to sue brands that leave Twitter? Nothing says success like attempting to force people to advertise on your platform.

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 10:21:36 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/825e7db7.jpg

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IfGodCouldDie
08/12/24 10:45:44 AM
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LightningStrikes posted...
Did anybody bring up Musk trying to sue brands that leave Twitter? Nothing says success like attempting to force people to advertise on your platform.
The fuck? Lol what a loser.

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 10:52:16 AM
#5:


In more news that's too fucking nonsensical to be real but somehow is, Trump's campaign plane is Jeffrey Epstein's old plane that he had painted over.

https://viewfromthewing.com/trumps-plane-ground-after-emergency-landing-now-hes-flying-jeffrey-epsteins-old-jet/

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Obellisk
08/12/24 10:54:46 AM
#6:


Of course it is. How else to make sure that no one can access that rogue DNA you've left scattered about Epsteins private jet other than to own it after he's dead.

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SaveEstelle
08/12/24 10:57:46 AM
#7:


I wouldnt worry about Epstein. I heard he was A.Id into the 1990s.

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LightningStrikes
08/12/24 11:02:38 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
The fuck? Lol what a loser.

Yup:

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/its-war-elon-musks-x-sues-companies-for-not-advertising-on-its-platform-13192318

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kevwaffles
08/12/24 11:03:45 AM
#9:


I didn't double check that it wasn't an imitation account admittedly, since I didn't really care.

If it was fake it was an I/l situation on the handle, which I'd be shocked if that were available.

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foolm0r0n
08/12/24 11:04:40 AM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
In more news that's too fucking nonsensical to be real but somehow is, Trump's campaign plane is Jeffrey Epstein's old plane that he had painted over.

https://viewfromthewing.com/trumps-plane-ground-after-emergency-landing-now-hes-flying-jeffrey-epsteins-old-jet/
bro. what. no one could make a joke this good if they tried

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PeaceFrog
08/12/24 12:12:21 PM
#11:


These writers are so lazy

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metroidcomposite
08/12/24 12:33:38 PM
#12:


Look, the plane had a nostalgia factor for him.

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Obellisk
08/12/24 12:42:55 PM
#13:


So Trump intends to sue the DOJ over the Mar-a-Lago raid calling it political persecution... while that is pretty funny in and of itself what really is of note is...

"...Trump attorney Daniel Epstein filed the notice to sue the Justice Department..."

maybe you'd pick a different attorney, ya know, just for optics?

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 12:55:48 PM
#14:


Great use of his dwindling campaign funds.

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 12:57:14 PM
#15:


Harris gaining in ME-2.

https://twitter.com/USA_Polling/status/1823024447697125865?t=-jfWgpNqOIfs-mkgjKeuUw&s=19

Trump losing ME-2 would be pointless but hilarious.

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PeaceFrog
08/12/24 1:08:27 PM
#16:


What's special about me-2?

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Blaziken
08/12/24 1:09:28 PM
#17:


PeaceFrog posted...
What's special about me-2?

Nothing, since Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby were given passes for their crimes, and Johnny Depp gets away with his part in the Amber Heard scandal. </lms>

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Grand_Kirby
08/12/24 1:10:06 PM
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LightningStrikes posted...
Did anybody bring up Musk trying to sue brands that leave Twitter? Nothing says success like attempting to force people to advertise on your platform.
I feel like all the defense needs to do is show this clip and peace out:

https://youtu.be/RK91Ji6GCZ8?si=ntXdlWcMLF8fgrRW

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 1:23:35 PM
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PeaceFrog posted...
What's special about me-2?

It's a single electoral vote in separate from the rest of Maine (Maine District 1 has been hard blue since Bush Senior), but Trump won it both elections.

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 1:31:26 PM
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https://twitter.com/Adhi_Sekar/status/1822951125294723450?t=1WuEBMsXSfFikYIxB-HaLQ&s=19

https://youtu.be/6ETEZo4_YW4?si=_i2B-owstEJ-eMJZ

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Obellisk
08/12/24 1:37:19 PM
#21:


Dear Putin,

Kindly go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,
Everyone else on the Planet.

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PeaceFrog
08/12/24 1:39:36 PM
#22:


Blaziken posted...
Nothing, since Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby were given passes for their crimes, and Johnny Depp gets away with his part in the Amber Heard scandal. </lms>
Booo, boooooo

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LightningStrikes
08/12/24 1:45:23 PM
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Ukraine have bought themselves a lot of goodwill by announcing they wont annex the regions and its pure tactics. It just goes to show how Russia were getting good at focusing on one thing, but the moment this happens it all throws it into chaos again. The Ukrainian strategy has clearly worked.

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paperwarior
08/12/24 1:46:19 PM
#24:


Is it not allowed to make incursions into enemy territory while you're being invaded? I guess Putin would say they're criminals even for defending their own territory.

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 1:49:24 PM
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https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1823037211677180002?t=VYAod5_SwDIwwDzyWXrzRA&s=19


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paperwarior
08/12/24 1:53:38 PM
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That's appealing rhetoric. I'd be happy to see something done about all that garbage.

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Grand_Kirby
08/12/24 1:59:16 PM
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I feel like that last one isn't going to fix anything, live-customer service representatives are still going to be understaffed and outsourced so no one is going to be able to get hold of one before they're too backed up with other people, but it's a nice gesture.

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Obellisk
08/12/24 2:01:04 PM
#28:


it would be really great if they could do something about the credit card / debit card fees that businesses still force upon consumers.

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LinkMarioSamus
08/12/24 2:02:28 PM
#29:


For all the hay being thrown Biden's way about his speech patterns, I at least understood what he meant and it just amounted to a bunch of embarrassing gaffes at worst. Trump, well, I can't even tell what he means to say. I want to not believe anyone could vote for him but he definitely has the Republican Party in his hip pocket.

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kevwaffles
08/12/24 2:03:32 PM
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paperwarior posted...
Is it not allowed to make incursions into enemy territory while you're being invaded? I guess Putin would say they're criminals even for defending their own territory.

Goes to war with neighbor

Neighbor does the most basic war tactic possible

*Pikachu shock face*

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 2:16:48 PM
#31:


Trump's back on Twitter again to coincide with his Elon interview.

It's a backpedal that makes him look really weak lol.

Of course, his Trump Media stocks have been plummeting for weeks, so I guess he sees the writing on the wall.

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mnk
08/12/24 2:21:29 PM
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He should've let that stuff be campaign material for Harris, because "one button to talk to someone" sounds like a great way to get old people to vote for you.

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kevwaffles
08/12/24 2:34:37 PM
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Oh is that why Twitter has broken on my phone? Because it's not like that happens every other day!

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Thorn
08/12/24 2:54:49 PM
#34:


the real poll question that matters

https://imgur.com/3YsvNhK

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Chaeix
08/12/24 2:57:52 PM
#35:


Thorn posted...
the real poll question that matters

https://imgur.com/3YsvNhK
would trump google en passant

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 3:00:54 PM
#36:


I refuse to believe any poll with that 3rd option not winning is legitimate.

Get these hooligans off of 538

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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 3:02:36 PM
#37:


Take this with a grain of salt since it's unranked, but it does only slightly outpace the trend.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1823062435810378154?t=H1jI1jp5JlDqrt-RqHa8PQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1823063313283969191?t=WJ0kV7DVihayhGMwkNyZxg&s=19

There is a consistency in most PA polls of Casey far outpacing Harris. Wonder if this could be a case of the downballot actually propping up the general.

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kevwaffles
08/12/24 3:11:49 PM
#38:


Thorn posted...
the real poll question that matters

https://imgur.com/3YsvNhK

I'm genuinely surprised "I could beat them both" isn't way higher. I guess Chess is one of the few games people don't overvalue their own skill.

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PeaceFrog
08/12/24 3:13:38 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
Take this with a grain of salt since it's unranked, but it does only slightly outpace the trend.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1823062435810378154?t=H1jI1jp5JlDqrt-RqHa8PQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1823063313283969191?t=WJ0kV7DVihayhGMwkNyZxg&s=19

There is a consistency in most PA polls of Casey far outpacing Harris. Wonder if this could be a case of the downballot actually propping up the general.
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UshiromiyaEva
08/12/24 3:15:42 PM
#40:


...I really want to get these fucking Ohio polls.

https://twitter.com/AdImpact_Pol/status/1823047140823736367?t=oLk9YdaPgkFyEg9JYMIIzw&s=19

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SaveEstelle
08/12/24 3:17:57 PM
#41:


Bullfinchs twitter page alone has me seriously doubting the validity of that one

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pyresword
08/12/24 3:19:44 PM
#42:


Honestly I think anyone who plays chess even casually should be picking the 3rd option. Experience >>> intelligence in approximating who's good at the game. I suppose it's possible one of them is secretly a skilled club player or something but I doubt it.

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Dancedreamer
08/12/24 3:19:46 PM
#43:


kevwaffles posted...
I'm genuinely surprised "I could beat them both" isn't way higher. I guess Chess is one of the few games people don't overvalue their own skill.

They definitely do!

Just low rated players usually don't. And a lot of people are low rated (I'm like a 500, though that's on chess.com and not an official FIDE rating)

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pyresword
08/12/24 3:21:12 PM
#44:


Actually maybe my definition of "casually" is a bit skewed though because I do mean like people rated above 1200 or so.

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NFUN
08/12/24 3:38:31 PM
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pyresword posted...
Actually maybe my definition of "casually" is a bit skewed though because I do mean like people rated above 1200 or so.
what percentage of responders do you think are at that level

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foolm0r0n
08/12/24 3:39:41 PM
#46:


pyresword posted...
Honestly I think anyone who plays chess even casually should be picking the 3rd option. Experience >>> intelligence in approximating who's good at the game. I suppose it's possible one of them is secretly a skilled club player or something but I doubt it.
Political and rich people have a lot of free time on their hands and chess is a common dick measuring contest. It's likely they have more experience than me (a few hours on chess.com). I'm prob 800 tops.

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LinkMarioSamus
08/12/24 3:40:26 PM
#47:


Professor X and Magneto

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kevwaffles
08/12/24 3:41:56 PM
#48:


Dancedreamer posted...
They definitely do!

Just low rated players usually don't. And a lot of people are low rated (I'm like a 500, though that's on chess.com and not an official FIDE rating)

Look, all I'm saying is that poll would be a lot more lopsided if it were Poker, even though that's a game that you have every reason to assume most politicians would be good at.

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Forceful_Dragon
08/12/24 3:44:08 PM
#49:


What if I almost never play chess, but I watch a lot of chess content online and feel like I can generally read a position well?

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SaveEstelle
08/12/24 3:45:14 PM
#50:


Forceful_Dragon posted...
What if I almost never play chess, but I watch a lot of chess content online and feel like I can generally read a position well?


You can win.

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