Current Events > Why do they pass out free condoms at the olympics?

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honestly, I assume everybodys all business there and its just there to compete and go home after

Whats the point? I assume its like my community college in the sense of no one really talks to each other and just focuses on the events

Dude.

You don't know?

Silver_Patron posted...

honestly, I assume everybodys all business there and its just there to compete and go home after

Quite the opposite

Are they stupid?

CyricZ posted...

Dude.

You don't know?

tbh not really.

I just assume its like going to work where youre just there to do what you need then go home once youre done.

Silver_Patron posted...

honestly, I assume everybodys all business there and its just there to compete and go home after

Whats the point? I assume its like my community college in the sense of no one really talks to each other and just focuses on the events

The swimmers are done after the first week.

Silver_Patron posted...

honestly, I assume everybodys all business there and its just there to compete and go home after

They definitely party.

There's a LOT of fucking at the Olympics

Like, a lot a lot

It is a gathering of some of the fittest, healthiest, and in many cases most gorgeous people in the world.

In some Olympics they have had to order emergency shipments of condoms because they ran out.

Silver_Patron posted...

tbh not really.

I just assume its like going to work where youre just there to do what you need then go home once youre done.

Well, you assume wrong

DipDipDiver posted...

There's a LOT of fucking at the Olympics

Like, a lot a lot

In fact, one member of the UK diving team took to Instagram to reassure his followers that although the beds at the Olympic Village were made of cardboard, they were quite suitable for getting ones fuck on.

ai123 posted...

The swimmers are done after the first week.

right and I just thought they go home after

Just like community college where nobody really talks to each other

Silver_Patron posted...

right and I just thought they go home after

Just like community college where nobody really talks to each other

Why would they go home? There's still closing ceremonies.

Cause they fuckin'

Wasnt there a story of Usain Bolt hooking up with girls of the Brazilian team? (not sure what sport)

If I recall correctly it's to prevent the creation of superhumans that will outclass us all

Silver_Patron posted...

Just like community college where nobody really talks to each other

No, the opposite. It is like an actual college with dorms full of hot people fucking.

ToteAll posted...

Are you unironically saying you thought the social dynamics of the fucking Olypmics are like some US community college?

sort of because I thought athletes are all business at this point since its their career

And I assume they have no time to party and have fun

Cause no one will pay for them

Imagine finding a loophole to qualify for the Olympics despite not actually being accomplished at any sport, and then getting a chance to have sex with the world's most elite athletes

That would make a pretty funny movie I think

Silver_Patron posted...

sort of because I thought athletes are all business at this point since its their career

And I assume they have no time to party and have fun

Well stop assuming shit, you're wrong and have no idea what you're talking about.

Silver_Patron posted...

sort of because I thought athletes are all business at this point since its their career

And I assume they have no time to party and have fun

They're not robots.

There is so much fucking so they should give out medals.

The Olympic Village is notoriously just one big fuck.

Silver_Patron posted...

sort of because I thought athletes are all business at this point since its their career

And I assume they have no time to party and have fun

Imagine marrying young and having to divorce after making the Olympics, because you don't have the time anymore.

Silver_Patron posted...

right and I just thought they go home after

Just like community college where nobody really talks to each other

I guess you're doing a bit, because there's no reason to suppose that the Olympic Games are anything like a Community College.

Though I assume a fair amount of fucking goes on there too.

Cause peak athletes fuck.

This is information that I didn't need to know.

It's not something I put much thought in before, but yeah it makes sense. I can't imagine being good enough to place in the Olympics and NOT getting some tail. Especially for those who place well.

Plus you know someone's looking for those Olympic babies.

Olympic villages consist of thousands of perfectly fit young men and women looking for any chance to blow off steam and relieve pressure before, in between, and after events, all in safe spaces secluded from the general public, media, and family.

They are very well known to basically be massive fuck parties as a result.

KogaSteelfang posted...

This is information that I didn't need to know.

You didn't need to know that some of the fittest, most energetic and go-getting people on the planet fuck?

Spoilers: astronauts fuck too.

masterpug53 posted...

You didn't need to know that some of the fittest, most energetic and go-getting people on the planet fuck?

Spoilers: astronauts fuck too.

I mean, I assumed most would be married or dating, and would have to adhere to strict code of conduct. I figured it happened, just not to the degree people here are claiming is super obvious.

Oh, and next time you have a chance to wartch a mixed gender team cheering one of their own on, like in swimming, just watch their reactions knowing that most of them are banging each other.

And banging competitors of each other, too.

That's especially why so many didn't want the Dutch rapist in the Olympic village.

I can see Lebron being the older chaperone, reminding the youngins to strap up, but not participating in any of it lol.

KogaSteelfang posted...

I mean, I assumed most would be married or dating, and would have to adhere to strict code of conduct. I figured it happened, just not to the degree people here are claiming is super obvious.

I literally thought this too. Thats why I assumed all athletes are all business and dont really socialize much with each other because going to the olympics is like traveling for work to do your job. Then go home right after.

ai123 posted...

The swimmers are done after the first week.

Well the human swimmers done. The uh... reproductive swimmers, far from

i imagine they might be horny as all fuck... lol

Silver_Patron posted...

like traveling for work to do your job

The average national sales meeting, or industry conference are also fuckfests.

DipDipDiver posted...

Imagine finding a loophole to qualify for the Olympics despite not actually being accomplished at any sport, and then getting a chance to have sex with the world's most elite athletes

That would make a pretty funny movie I think

With E Sports getting some type of olympic entrance, this situation could actually *ackshually* happen.
Could you image Nerd boy Fortnite Champion hooking up with the beach volleyball players?

Silver_Patron posted...

sort of because I thought athletes are all business at this point since its their career

And I assume they have no time to party and have fun

These are people in the peak of physical fitness in most cases. Of course, they'll be banging.

PoopPotato posted...

With E Sports getting some type of olympic entrance, this situation could actually *ackshually* happen.
Could you image Nerd boy Fortnite Champion hooking up with the beach volleyball players?

hahaha or the street fighter 6 champion smashing one of the swimmers

Silver_Patron posted...

I literally thought this too. Thats why I assumed all athletes are all business and dont really socialize much with each other because going to the olympics is like traveling for work to do your job. Then go home right after.

How many times are you going to repeat this lmao?

Murphiroth posted...

How many times are you going to repeat this lmao?

I was actually just commenting on what he said

i was expecting the title to lead into some kind of punchline to be honest

You have a bunch of people in their early 20's at their physical peaks staying relatively close together and you *don't* think any of them are going to, uh, let hormones take over?

Bro.

Also with how physically fit they are, they are absolutely swimming in their respective hormones.

I mean, yeah, some are strictly business but you can also engage in business and pleasure at an event that is usually only once or twice in a lifetime for many.

I'm hoping TC doesn't believe that debunked, and archaic 'no sex before competition' myth.

I really hope theres some proper chaperoning seeing as there are tons of minors participating in the games too