Current Events > Cows fuck in front of the King of England during royal visit.

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Camilla had been patting one of the cows when the cattle got overly friendly with each other. Left aghast by the interaction, she struggled to contain her hysterics as the animal she was stroking was mounted by another.

But she was quick to compose herself, while the King watched on in bewilderment. The royals were on a tour of the Jersey Expo Event at Weighbridge Place in St Helier, an exhibition created to celebrate local agriculture, aquaculture and environmental initiatives.

The King and Queen travelled to Jersey on Monday as part of their first visit to the Channel Islands which are Crown Dependencies off the north-west coast of France since the King acceded to the throne.

They will travel to Guernsey on Tuesday, where they will attend a special sitting of the States of Deliberation and ancient ceremony of homage to the monarch, held outdoors on the St Peter Port seafront where islanders can watch the events.

During the visit to Jersey, the King and Queen were pulled away over a false alarm. Camilla was eating an ice cream when a member of the visit team pulled both her and Charles away. The couple were then taken to the nearby Pomme dOr Hotel.

A full background check was carried out and the programme resumed shortly afterwards.

The couple kicked off their tour by attending a special sitting of the States Assembly and the Royal Court. The crowd braved heavy showers and roared as the and King and Queen arrived in a purple Bentley.

Following a prayer spoken in French, five of the senior seigneurs of the island paid homage to the King. This included the giving of locally laid duck eggs as a symbol of sustenance. The royal couple then stopped to greet members of the public as they made their way to the open air expo, an event which focused on the islands agriculture and fishing industries.

The King was all smiles as he laughed with onlookers, shaking hands and patting their dogs. He even apologised to the crowd for the poor weather which did eventually brighten up.

Camilla, wearing a blue Anna Valentine silk shirt dress, was also in high spirits as she met the crowd.The King and Queen finished their tour of St Helier with a tea party at the Pomme dOr Hotel.

The King is known as the Duke of Normandy on the Channel Islands dating from when William the Conquerors son, Henry I, seized the Duchy of Normandy, including the islands, in 1106.

Full Article: https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/queen-camilla-histerics-jersey-cows-frisky-royal-visit/

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Wonder how Queen Victoria would have reacted to this.

I bet there was an old pagan culture somewhere that would have seen this as a divine sign of blessing from the gods

Those cows were acting peak Jersey!

No hornicow posting. >:(

The pic looks more rimmy.

I assume that's why he visited

Appears to be two female cows?

I don't see any udders - maybe they're both male cows

Baron_Ox posted...

I don't see any udders - maybe they're both male cows

udder doesn't grow until it's pregnant

The More You Know

that is new to me.

TIL.

Only a couple of complete moorons would be so disrespectful.

NoSite4OldCEmen posted...

I assume that's why he visited

bruh

This must be a sign of something

King Charles was lowkey enjoying it probably...

Become ungovernable

Brown chicken brown cow

Lol

Prima Nocta was declared.

LtZim posted...

Appears to be two female cows?

It's either play, dominance or the heifer "is ready". They look like yearlings play is a maybe. The dominance means in a herd that there is a alpha cow. This is how they show it. It could be she's "ready". That is to tell a bull if he's near shes ready to be bred.

I want this to be the hot topic for the board list.

Oh and, life finds a way?

Charles went back to his palace searching for cow porn on that day.