Current Events > Maybe Trump will just die before November.

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Fred Trump lived into his 90s, but he also wasn't a fat fuck like the son he raised (the nerve of you Fred!). Covid already almost got him.

Disclaimer: I'm not calling for him to die, just acknowledging the possibility.

Covid almost got him but he survived don't get your hopes up dudes literally the devil

How close was Trump to dying from Covid?

Cheater87 posted...

How close was Trump to dying from Covid?

Very if not for 12 doctors and our taxes and experimental treatments he probably dies

Thanks for nothing Diet Coke.

Cheater87 posted...

How close was Trump to dying from Covid?

They almost put him on a ventilator.

Didn't a user here warn about saying this sort of the stuff?

He supposedly was very scared of dying like one of his old rich friends did

Bat178 posted...

Didn't a user here warn about saying this sort of the stuff?

About wishing death on someone? Yeah not a good move.

That would be a shame. A shame indeed. Didn't his brother die recently? He can't be too far behind. It'd be really unfortunate...

CADE_FOSTER posted...

He supposedly was very scared of dying like one of his old rich friends did

Yeah, that's absolutely fake news. The only friend he had killed himself in prison.

He probably would have died to covid if he wasn't who he is. Unlike most covid patients, he had the best medical care on the planet

Trump is going to be like Strom Thurmond and live until he's nearly 100

I understand your frustration but wishing that another person dieregardless who they areisn't a good look.

Heineken14 posted...

The only friend he had killed himself in prison.

Allegedly

Same

Miquella posted...

I understand your frustration but wishing that another person dieregardless who they areisn't a good look.

First of all, as I made clear, I'm not calling for anyone to die. Second of all, what about Hitler?

McSame_as_Bush posted...

First of all, as I made clear, I'm not calling for anyone to die. Second of all, what about Hitler?

You can call for his death all you like, but that ship kinda sailed.

We're not nearly that lucky.

Euripides posted...

Trump is going to be like Strom Thurmond and live until he's nearly 100

I fully believe it tbh

Bone spur related complications.

One can only pray that it'll work itself out for the betterment of this country.

Dude was melting at his rally last night, maybe he'll have a heatstroke in Florida and just...die.

His rich ass will probably live to be the crypt keeper like Anna Nicole Smith's husband.

I don't wish death on anyone but I hope for some political miracle.

The lack of people melting down and pretending this topic isn't the most offensive thing they ever saw is proof that the usual suspects are either gone or are low on alts.

But yes, given Trump's advance age, physical health, and diet, he's at higher risk.

McSame_as_Bush posted...

They almost put him on a ventilator.

People his age, and at his poor health, almost always have long-term effects from Covid.

Knowing our luck Trump will live to be 150

Fuck, he's cheated everyone else, he'll probably cheat Death too...

Good people die young. Evil people live forever.

What if Donald Trump's head just does that

I'd rather he lived for the election.

If he dies before it then the MAGA fuckwits will scream to the heavens that he was assassinated because he was going to win.

Nah, I'd rather he get his ass kicked first, and then...once the MAGA movement is basking in the ashes of his second loss to a supposed "tired sleepy old dementia patient", then he has my permission to die.

TBH, if Trump bites it too close to the election his supporters, livid, might rally to support whatever successor if charismatic enough, meanwhile, Biden's "anyone but Trump" support would evaporate. That's probably a worse outcome

Honestly (given the increasingly insane division in your country and easy access to firearms), I wonder if this election is going to motivate assassination attempts on either nominee.

steve_madsci posted...

TBH, if Trump bites it too close to the election his supporters, livid, might rally to support whatever successor if charismatic enough, meanwhile, Biden's "anyone but Trump" support would evaporate. That's probably a worse outcome

I think it's likelier that the GOP would cannibalize itself.

Vengeance29 posted...

Honestly (given the increasingly insane division in your country and easy access to firearms), I wonder if this election is going to motivate assassination attempts on either nominee.

Oh I'm sure ever since Obama, assassination attempts we've never heard of ramped up.

Secret Service doesn't fuck around when it comes to protecting our Presidents though.

Vengeance29 posted...

Honestly (given the increasingly insane division in your country and easy access to firearms), I wonder if this election is going to motivate assassination attempts on either nominee.

It wouldn't be easy these days. You have to go through metal detectors just to be around the president. Even at a Trump rally. The White House is also bullet and bomb proof.

LeoRavus posted...

It wouldn't be easy these days. You have to go through metal detectors just to be around the president. Even at a Trump rally. The White House is also bullet and bomb proof.

And I think the white house has a nuclear bomb shelter under the building

Not that Im wishing for it or anything, as I really dont have a horse in this race, but isnt actually plausible that both candidates could keel over very soon?

Trump is like a fucking cockroach. I'm sure even if the planet were nuked, he'd pop up like Moira Brown

Glob posted...

Not that Im wishing for it or anything, as I really dont have a horse in this race, but isnt actually plausible that both candidates could keel over very soon?

Sure. Biden is only a few years older than Trump

I would rather see Trump incarcerated in some form first before he passes away. He can warm up the Hell hot seat afterwards. Biden can continue to improve the economy before he leaves this earth.

actually, ya - if everyone in the government over 60 just died... who's next up?

Euripides posted...

Trump is going to be like Strom Thurmond and live until he's nearly 100

Haven't heard that name in awhile. Iirc my mom had some kinda connection with him. Despite not from the state we where living in (she had lived in the state he was in) she mailed him a letter over concerns about a teacher of mind pushing her political bias in thr classroom. Wasn't long after she "resigned"

Anyways on topic either of them running for president could just drop anyday. And either could be catastrophic for the race. Trump may get replaced with someone more competent but carries on with trumps plans in honor of his death. Or with Biden being replaced by someone who probably can't beat Trump in the election.

Sufferedphoenix posted...

Trump may get replaced with someone more competent but carries on with trumps plans in honor of his death.

I doubt whoever his replacement would be would garner the same cult.

Bat178 posted...

I doubt whoever his replacement would be would garner the same cult.

Not long term but he could in the moment use trumps death as a rally call

His death wont save our democracy, only hasten its demise.

Seems more likely that Biden wont make it than Trump.

OTobs posted...

Seems more likely that Biden wont make it than Trump.

No it doesn't.

Death is an official act, therefore Trump has declared himself immune to it.

OTobs posted...

Seems more likely that Biden wont make it than Trump.

Trump has a terrible diet, is only 3 years younger than Biden, has gotten COVID twice, had experimental crap injected into him to cure it, and froze up at a recent rally.