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Billyionaire
05/18/24 8:40:38 PM
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And you become a wraith unless you can get to Rivendell fast enough to be healed by Elrond. Do you take money?

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DepreceV2
05/18/24 8:42:39 PM
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I have no I idea what any of that is

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Kurt_Russel
05/18/24 8:42:41 PM
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Wraith time, I guess

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MJOLNRVII
05/18/24 8:45:12 PM
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So I just have to make it to Kaitoke Regional Park fast enough for $100K? Might be doable but I don't know what the time limit is.

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LeCh0nk
05/18/24 8:53:03 PM
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God no. Even if I get to Rivendell fast enough, the wound from a Morgul blade never heals, and I'll be feeling it for the rest of my life.

Unless I can fuck off to Valinor like Frodo, that's way too little money for a life time of suffering.

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pikachupwnage
05/18/24 8:54:12 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
I have no I idea what any of that is

Cursed sword from Lord of the Rings wielded by the Nazgl which are wraiths bound to/by magic rings that serve Sauron(More or less a Fallen Angel Demon Lord albeit one who is diminished from his former power level)

It either kills you or turns you into a lesser wraith.

Rivendell is an elf town and Elrond is one of the oldest and strongest elves. Only a handful of people in LOTR are capable of (mostly) healing such a wound and even then it had some lingering largely negative effects on victims. Some overt and some subtle. It never really entirely heals and its implied to permantely damage you on a physical and spiritual level.

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Billyionaire
05/19/24 5:13:38 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
that's way too little money for a life time of suffering.
This was Tolkien's commentary on soldiers' lives after wartime ends

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Vicious_Dios
05/19/24 5:23:10 PM
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Irreparable damage, while slowly descending into a corrupted version of yourself, but you'll be somewhat above-average rich for the duration of your limited existence.



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LeCh0nk
05/19/24 6:10:02 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
This was Tolkien's commentary on soldiers' lives after wartime ends
Yeah, soldiers get fucked over by the very people the give their lives for. Who'd have thunk it.

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