Board 8 > Community Mafia Topic 18 - And 3 movies

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Kirby321 posted...

I don't understand why you're so tilted. If you're town, you know that Ulti is gonna be lynched immediately after your flip. Why you think the game is immediately over as soon as you die. Have some faith in us to lynch Ulti if you flip town, please.

I don't have any faith that we win this game with me fucking lynched

STOP
(I think)

Final Day 8 Votals
[4] IGCD - Ulti, Kirby, Ctes, FD
[1] Ctes - (Blade), Igcd
[0] Blade - (Ctes)
[0] Ulti - (IGCD)

The cruel mob of what was once a normal college full of friends and lovable minor characters huddled for safety in the ruins, full of sound and fury signifying nothing. No attack was too personal and above the belt couldn't be located with both hands and a roadmap. But who could blame them for cracking under the stress? Their school was being invaded, conquered by their hated rival school. And worse, if they didn't win priority registration they'd have to like wake up at 7 am it would suck.

One reluctant member of the mob was IGCD, a cop who had wound up engulfed in this lawless wasteland. He had accepted in this new status quo, there were no rules other than the ones in the first post that were copy pasted from the last game and not especially thought out. He had even volunteered to be the one delivering the final blow to execute the lynchees, arguing that as a cop only he had the proper experience. No, he couldn't tell who was innocent or guilty, he wasn't that kind of cop. He had told the town that if he let him murder enough people, he would reward them by unlocking his weapon cache.

"Sure think Officer Cackowski, I still remember the time you taught me about firearm safety!"

"Fire...arm.....!?!?!?" IGCD fell to his knees sobbing and screaming.

The mob glanced at each other, uncomfortable. That was a little weird, right? It's not just me?

"Aw I'm sorry IGCD, we didn't mean to upset you. Would it cheer you up if we let you pull the gallows lever again?"

IGCD sniffled, "Ahuh..."

The town rallied together to support their best friend, confirmed town IGCD. It was an awe inspiring outpouring of support. If anyone in this campus could be trusted with free guns, it was their old pal officer Cackowski. Their was no need to scrutinize this AT ALL.

"IGCD, you look tired, let me vote for you while you relax."

"Hey asshole! You killed our victim before IGCD could, what the actual fork?"

"I don't even care that I'm dying, lynch me IGCD! I-it's okay...if it's you...blush..."

Finally, enough virgins had been thrown into the volcano that IGCD felt comfortable revealing his second gun, immediately shooting town so that they would know how confirmed town IGCD was.

"Don't beat yourself up friendo, we still love you. It would be imbalanced for someone to have more guns than arms."

"SHIT THE FUCK UP!" thundered IGCD. "IMBALANCED?! IS THAT A CRACK ABOUT MY ARM?! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS OF FUCKKITY FUCK FUCK HECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

"Hey man, it's okay, we still trust you implicitly!"

"FUCK IT UP YOUR ASS, FUCKS! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE."

As IGCD stormed around in the throws of a completely imagined narcissistic injury, he ended up stepping on his own petard and got blown to kingdom come.

"I'll miss him. Nicest cop I've ever known."

IGCD has died. He was:

I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong.

You are Evil Jeff, MAFIA Janitor Day Vigilante Hammerer.

Once a promising lawyer, a twist of fate resulted in you losing your arm and your already tenuous grasp on morality.

Once per game, you may attempt to kill a player during the day phase. If successful, they will disappear and their role PM will be shared to the scum team, but not to the game at large. Although they will be dead, officially they will be considered missing. This shot can be done anonymously or publicly. It cannot be used in the final hour of the day.

If you are the last vote on three lynches, you will gain an additional non-janitor day vig shot.

You win when scum has control of the lynch.

Enrolled:
1. Blade
2. Chang
3. Ctes
4. FD
5. Kirby
6. Ulti

Expelled:
[LD1] Knightz - Evil Abed, MAFIA Roleblocking Rolecop Dreamateer
[LD2] Wallz - Evil Annie, MAFIA Framing Doppelganger
[KN2] Isquen - Garret, TOWN Vanilla
[LD3] Corrik - Quendra, TOWN Vanilla
[KN3] Sbell - Annie Edison, TOWN Forensics Investigator
[LD4] Peaf - Subway, TOWN Vanilla
[KN4] Mzero (Taco) - Leonard, TOWN Taunter
[LD5] Red - Vicki, TOWN Vanilla
[KD6] Death - Todd, TOWN Vanilla
[LD6] MI - Magnitude, TOWN Vanilla
[LD7] Ben - Ben Chang, 4th Alignment Changvivor
[LD8] IGCD - Evil Jeff, MAFIA Janitor Day Vigilante Hammerer

Vanished:
[VD1] Lopen - ???

It is now night. You have until 5 PM EST, Monday, May 20th to submit any night actions.

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