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05/03/24 8:02:35 PM
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gamepimp12
05/03/24 9:00:35 PM
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Shes a regular customer and she walked up to me like asking why I havent asked for her number yet Like Im tryna be a lady and you making it difficult

I feel like this is Finna be a good summer.

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archizzy
05/03/24 9:01:45 PM
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I'm sure we will be hearing about her for years on end like your other situation.

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ArkhamOrigins
05/03/24 9:02:37 PM
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Oh jfc more topics

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Devilanse333
05/03/24 9:03:23 PM
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capitalized finna

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MrKapowski
05/03/24 9:08:37 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6d0c3d78.jpg

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Turbam
05/03/24 9:10:15 PM
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This is Electric Boogaloo of gimmick continuations

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Heineken14
05/03/24 9:11:18 PM
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And that girls name? Sunhawk.

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GuerrillaSoldier
05/03/24 9:12:59 PM
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if this gimmick was even slightly amusing or entertaining, it wouldn't be so bad
but it's just not, at all. i just don't even understand the point anymore.


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Vegy
05/03/24 9:17:50 PM
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i know dat feel TC

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Evillink2000
05/03/24 9:24:58 PM
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ablegator
05/03/24 9:29:24 PM
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Does this job let you punch in late after breaks if you are watching your stories like your other job?

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Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 9:36:49 PM
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You should definitely show her what it's like to be a lady. Take her out and make her feel like a real life Disney princess. Invite her up to the tallest and classiest building you can find, like the Space Needle if you've got one. If you don't got one, just pile up as many milk crates you can stack.

Once you're up there and checking out the stars and she's really feeling the romance, it's time to advance the plot. Much like all modern princes, she needs to hate you for a bit. The easiest way is to full on insult her. I like to keep it simple and just tell her she's a piece of shit and I hope she dies. This completes act one. She now hates you.

Now it's time for act two. She needs to see you as a man of action that saves her. Unfortunately, the only danger around is you. If you're at the Space Needle, just start muttering random threats. Nothing awful. Just things like you're gonna wait until she falls asleep and shave her head. If you're on milk crates just jump off and kick away the stairs. Now she's trapped, which cements her as Repunzel, which more importantly makes you best Disney boy Flynn Rider.

You still need to get her out of danger though so that she falls for you. This part is important. I've forgotten it once or twice and it hasn't worked out nearly as well. If you're at the crates, simply set up the steps again. If you're in the threatening to shave her head situation, tell her you were just kidding. Also, laugh so that she knows it's a joke. You'll really want to sell it, so go over the top like Tidus. This also displays your sense of humor. Women also love that.

Now it's onto the final act. I've unfortunately never finished many Disney movies because I don't have the attention span to sit and watch a movie for over an hour, except Lion King because that dude rocks. So we'll follow that one. You'll need to have your nephew around to show up and fight you for being too awesome. Let him win to show how kind you are and then all of swanky hyena type women will swarm to get a piece of you. Now you're swimming in girls.

And that's how you treat her like a lady

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ablegator
05/03/24 9:38:27 PM
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https://youtu.be/0T1J8JuTtR8?feature=shared

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 9:38:40 PM
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archizzy posted...
I'm sure we will be hearing about her for years on end like your other situation.


GuerrillaSoldier posted...
if this gimmick was even slightly amusing or entertaining, it wouldn't be so bad
but it's just not, at all. i just don't even understand the point anymore.

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Turbam posted...
This is Electric Boogaloo of gimmick continuations

yall are kinda weird. Wanting me to stop talking about my ex and then bring her up in every topic.

Its not a gimmick I just talk about my life.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/746dca1e.jpg

ablegator posted...
Does this job let you punch in late after breaks if you are watching your stories like your other job?

no but I have way more money for way less responsibility I was way underpaid.


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Dakimakura
05/03/24 9:40:43 PM
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dang tc got mad rizz fr

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Monkey_Shines
05/03/24 9:42:47 PM
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What will the girl you stalk say when she finds out about this!?

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 9:45:05 PM
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.. even if you think my topics about my ex are weird and want me to stop.

what does derailing the Convo about something else to talk about my ex provide you ?

legitimate question like, is that not counterproductive?

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Full_Pokedex
05/03/24 9:52:03 PM
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The heck are you talking about? That's not me.

Though the fact I'm in your head enough to accuse another people of being my alt is amusing.

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YugiNoob
05/03/24 9:55:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b0d5d4b.jpg

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 9:57:55 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
The heck are you talking about? That's not me.

Though the fact I'm in your head enough to accuse another people of being my alt is amusing.


wait he thinks Im you ?!?

first off Im clearly a black man.

second my account is almost 2 decades old. Why would I be anyone Alt.

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 10:06:00 PM
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honest question, do you really think you guys are that important for me to even do that.


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Full_Pokedex
05/03/24 10:12:53 PM
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Just admit you made a mistake. Don't try to spin it as being intentional.

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 10:16:58 PM
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counter productive to getting me to stop talking about my ex ?

like I dont mean this an insult. But is everything okay with you.


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ArkhamOrigins
05/03/24 10:32:10 PM
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No one here cates about your life. Much like you made it very clear you don't care about us.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80757348/980153806

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 10:36:21 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
No one here cates about your life. Much like you made it very clear you don't care about us.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80757348/980153806


youre right, then dont post.

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CSCA33
05/03/24 10:39:10 PM
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Was this at your place of work at a Footlocker?

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gamepimp12
05/03/24 10:40:06 PM
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CSCA33 posted...
Was this at your place of work at a Footlocker?

dont work at footlocker.

Think bigger.

but I actually left that company either way.

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ablegator
05/03/24 10:42:10 PM
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Leglocker

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deoxxys
05/03/24 10:43:12 PM
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CE always got a bug up their butt. TC just trying to share, let a man be himself.

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deoxxys
05/03/24 10:44:12 PM
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CSCA33 posted...
Footlocker?

gamepimp12 posted...
Think bigger.

ablegator posted...
Leglocker

Okay that was actually pretty funny
I lold fr.

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Dakimakura
05/03/24 10:44:43 PM
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grats on the digits tc

how u do it? How u rizz her up? I been workin on my rizz game lately but I aint no rizzler yet.

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CSCA33
05/03/24 10:52:33 PM
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dont buy her $1,000 kicks until 1 year anniversary from the first date

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David1988
05/03/24 11:59:13 PM
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i enjoy your topics TC

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gamepimp12
05/04/24 12:02:12 AM
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CSCA33 posted...
dont buy her $1,000 kicks until 1 year anniversary from the first date

I mean by that logic I didnt buy my ex 1000 dollar shoes until the 1.5 year anniversary. So that would be down grading.

but I dont spend money on any other woman but her. Because we know each other differently.

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gamepimp12
05/04/24 12:03:19 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
grats on the digits tc

how u do it? How u rizz her up? I been workin on my rizz game lately but I aint no rizzler yet.


Im just really witty honestly, and bold while not being aggressive.

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deoxxys
05/04/24 3:23:49 AM
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Thats commendable of you

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Tora_Sami
05/04/24 3:29:14 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
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YugiNoob
05/04/24 3:38:59 AM
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R1masher
05/04/24 3:56:57 AM
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gamepimp12
05/04/24 4:14:57 PM
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Im not sure whats going on but I been on a hot streak with women lately.

im not complaining

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Monkey_Shines
05/04/24 7:31:53 PM
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No you haven't.

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KajeI
05/04/24 7:33:27 PM
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This should count as hornyposting.

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