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DDP886
04/27/24 8:55:58 PM
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We all have that bathroom app- mine is exploring on google maps random places- whats yours?

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Vicious_Dios
04/27/24 8:58:24 PM
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I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

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DDP886
04/27/24 8:59:17 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.
Sometimes its not a 30 second thing unless your not eating apples or yogurt, than I can see it being quick yes

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Thermador446
04/27/24 8:59:18 PM
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Gross

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DementedDurian
04/27/24 9:00:07 PM
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I read the phone book when I sit down.

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Bishop_Hastur
04/27/24 9:00:46 PM
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I'm old school, I read a magazine.

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archizzy
04/27/24 9:02:38 PM
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I don't own a cellphone so no app usage. I can honestly say even if I did though I wouldn't use it in the bathroom. If I 100% know I'm going to be in there for awhile I go old school and it's a magazine.

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Vicious_Dios
04/27/24 9:08:10 PM
#8:


DDP886 posted...
Sometimes its not a 30 second thing unless your not eating apples or yogurt, than I can see it being quick yes

Ehh... It's not about that.

I talk on my phones (mostly my work phone) a lot, and it just doesn't make sense to me to grab them soon after carefully using any kind of toilet paper, touching the flushing knobs, to even opening the door handle... Those germs, regardles on how miniscule the amount all have to go somewhere. Why in the fuck would I volunteer them anywhere near my ears and face?

Hell no.

It's the germaphobe in me talking so I won't be surprised if I'm alone with this. It ish what it ishhhhh.

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Waxitron_Gazer
04/27/24 9:08:27 PM
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I usually only poop at one of two times a day, so if its:

Morning, I catch up on the depression memes from all my depressed friends because we are all depressed

Late at night, read on my Kindle cuz I'm not trying to get blue light

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Xethuminra
04/27/24 9:09:31 PM
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Eek
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Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 2:22:07 AM
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I read some articles in a magazine, or an issue of a comic. If I need more time I use my laptop.

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superben
04/28/24 2:23:42 AM
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I have a Calvin and hobbes book in there. I make do
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GuerrillaSoldier
04/28/24 2:50:23 AM
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the steam deck is portable for a reason


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Homeless_Waifu
04/28/24 2:53:50 AM
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I read manga
So I guess I'm just gonna go with whatever we browser is on my phone

Sometimes I listen to music on the built in music player my old android phone has

Or at the very least I do some lite gaming

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LeoRavus
04/28/24 2:57:40 AM
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I don't understand what's going on internally where people have time to read books and play games on the toilet. A couple good pushes and I'm done even if it's hard as a rock.

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Kai_Laguna
04/28/24 2:59:15 AM
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kindle.
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Trumble
04/28/24 3:35:12 AM
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I come on CE and shitpost while I shit.

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sabin017
04/28/24 4:17:05 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.
Damn wallmaster above the toilet.

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MJOLNRVII
04/28/24 4:20:30 AM
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Youtube, unless I'm reading something on like Reddit I guess. I don't use my phone a lot on the toilet.

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FinalBraveNUT
04/28/24 5:05:37 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

So getting paid to poo not you

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Auto_Chrisbot
04/28/24 5:32:01 AM
#21:


@LeoRavus posted...
I don't understand what's going on internally where people have time to read books and play games on the toilet. A couple good pushes and I'm done even if it's hard as a rock.


We were all young once.

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DDP886
04/28/24 11:20:22 AM
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Trumble posted...
I come on CE and shitpost while I shit.
I go to Reddit while I shit lately

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AgentCoulson
04/28/24 11:39:01 AM
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Reddit, Youtube, Instagram, Samsung Internet...

Vicious_Dios posted...
I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

This man has been Employee of the Month 12 times in a row for ten years and counting, I'm sure of it.


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Cheater87
04/28/24 11:42:11 AM
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Brave.

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