Current Events > Darth Jar Jar returns.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tsPYTFtk-0

That's actually creepy as fuck

I unironically still wish this was a real story revelation. It could have saved Star Wars. It's actually not that crazy when you think about. If Jar Jar's entire personality is an act.

That was a freaking great idea. Like not talking about this , but the whole idea Jar Jar being behind stuff. And they have other characters that play the fool but who are powerful.

Zikten posted...

I unironically still wish this was a real story revelation. It could have saved Star Wars. It's actually not that crazy when you think about. If Jar Jar's entire personality is an act.

No it would be stupid as fuck

I mean, the idea of Jar Jar Binks as a Keyser Soze-like manipulator is amusing but it serves no real point in the plot.

Zikten posted...

I unironically still wish this was a real story revelation. It could have saved Star Wars. It's actually not that crazy when you think about. If Jar Jar's entire personality is an act.

agreed

Jar Jar is basically Barry when he's not taking his evil suppressant medication

If Disney makes it canon that Jar Jar is a sith, I would create a super company and destroy them. That is my villain overlord origin story.

I've had it with this crap. Sometimes, a character just stinks. Not every film is going to be Scooby Doo and vindicate your hate-wank by turning someone evil unnecessarily. It's okay to dislike an obnoxious character. They don't have to secretly be Hitler just because you don't like them.

El_Marsh posted...

I mean, the idea of Jar Jar Binks as a Keyser Soze-like manipulator is amusing but it serves no real point in the plot.

It does if Jar Jar is thousands of years old, and literally everything in star wars is his fault. If he's been manipulating events in the galaxy for untold generations. I used to hope Snope or Snoke or whatever his name was, would be that character

FortuneCookie posted...

If Disney makes it canon that Jar Jar is a sith, I would create a super company and destroy them. That is my villain overlord origin story.

I've had it with this crap. Sometimes, a character just stinks. Not every film is going to be Scooby Doo and vindicate your hate-wank by turning someone evil unnecessarily. It's okay to dislike an obnoxious character. They don't have to secretly be Hitler just because you don't like them.

It's not Disney canon. They went the other way with Jar Jar by making him ostracized and outcast (because he is blamed for his misguided role in the birth of the Empire), which in some ways is worse.

Sorry to jump the gun and assume the worst. I haven't felt well the last two days and work has been frustrating.

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Darth jar jar just makes sense