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Baphometa
04/20/24 5:04:05 PM
#1:


Right now I'm filling an "arcade," which is more like a comic/card shop in a typical fantasy setting. But I could use good names elsewhere.

Some examples:
Delano Rigby
Eli Brittney
Patrick Ronald (= PatRon = Patron)
Timburly
Adam East

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LinkDaLunatic
04/20/24 5:06:39 PM
#2:


Jon Sena

*trumpets*
DOO-DOO-DA-DOOOOO

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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/20/24 5:06:44 PM
#3:


Here's a list of likely choices:

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_prank_calls

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HudGard
04/20/24 5:06:59 PM
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Dusty Scarole

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DoesntMatter
04/20/24 5:07:22 PM
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Drew Idd

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ellis123
04/20/24 5:08:11 PM
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Some guy whose last name starts with "E" and always is referred to as Mister.

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Eat_More_Beef
04/20/24 5:10:02 PM
#7:


Poi Son
Turk Turkleton
Airon Mann
Barre Alan

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ablegator
04/20/24 5:10:29 PM
#8:


The master list of Car Talk staff. Gold. Endless gold.

https://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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DrizztLink
04/20/24 5:13:52 PM
#9:


Roll a bear.

Have him meet everyone in the tavern.

Name him Ian.

Now you get to play as The Bar Bear Ian, level 3 Monk.

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Baphometa
04/20/24 5:38:03 PM
#10:


Thanks, CE.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/91a3f20e.jpg

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OwlRammer
04/20/24 5:59:12 PM
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Ben Dover

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TMOG
04/20/24 6:00:11 PM
#12:


The High Priest Imdad
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HudGard
04/20/24 6:05:34 PM
#13:


Black Mage Iseem

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R1masher
04/20/24 6:16:20 PM
#14:


Al Agaydor
Oliver Toesmell

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Mistere_Man
04/20/24 6:21:30 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Some guy whose last name starts with "E" and always is referred to as Mister.



jk


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Yazarogi
04/20/24 6:23:42 PM
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No

That's the name.

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Baphometa
04/21/24 11:38:31 PM
#17:


Ian, the bear at the bar had my players dying with laughter.
The rest of the session was pretty weird, but the dad jokes are just hanging over their heads.

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DrizztLink
04/22/24 4:22:32 AM
#18:


Baphometa posted...
Ian, the bear at the bar had my players dying with laughter.
I'm happy this idea has finally worked.

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