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SocialistGamer
04/17/24 3:01:36 PM
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Lol

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WingsOfGood
04/17/24 3:02:00 PM
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Bass
04/17/24 3:02:13 PM
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You can only talk about games on CE now!

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Dancedreamer
04/17/24 3:11:27 PM
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FAQ:

Q: I live in the United States. How do I get Universal Healthcare?

A: Move to a more civilized country. If they'll have you. Otherwise you're stuck in a shitty system because insurance companies love profit, and they use that profit to buy politicians.

Q: How about free school lunch?

A: Good news! Some states have that. If you live in a blue state, no worries. If you live in a red state? Well, they care too much about children's lives to do things like feed them.

Q: What are we doing about Gun Violence?

A: Thoughts and prayers.

Q: Do thoughts and prayers actually help?

A: No. But politicians like to say they do, because they belong to Big Religion, and the NRA tells them to. We value childrens lives too much to save them from gun violence.

Q: So how about free college education?

A: You're joking, right?

Q: Can I at least get affordable housing?

A: Sure, if you consider being in debt for the rest of your life 'affordable'.

Q: Can we change things so things don't suck so much?

A: Apparently not! People hate trans people and gay people and black people too much to want to make their lives better. And don't forget women.

Q: Wait, what's this about hating women?

A: They took away their reproductive rights

Q: And women Just let them?

A: Unfortunately, yes. Because some lady had some emails on a server, so everyone voted for a reality show con-artist with a cheap toupee.

Q: Can't Biden just restore those rights?

A: No, because our country is gerrymandered so that Republicans have a disproportionate amount of power. This means Democrats have to be in lock step to get anything done.

Q: They can do that, though, right?

A: Good one! Not with Manchin and Sinema around.

Q: WTF is wrong with this country?

A: I honestly don't know.


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