Current Events > So I have a traumatic story (serious)

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When I was 17 I was stuck in a conservative suburb. I decided one Friday night to drive to the city. I let a group of people probably on their late 20s hanging out at a gas station. I asked them if they had any plans tonight. They said they were going to party in this guys mansion and asked if Id like to come along. I asked for directions but they told me to leave my car at the gas station and theyd drive me. I went with them and they offered me four loko. By the time I got to the mansion I had had three and a half four looks. I took the one I was drinking with me to the mansion. We started parting and doing a lot of ToS non friendly things. It was five am and I was hammered. This girl too me to the back room. She started undressing and told me to wait there. 20 minutes passed and then this big dude came in and said if I dont give him money he would start kicking my ass. I asked him how much he wanted and he said three fiddy. It was at that time I realized that this person was actually eight feet tall and was the lonchness monster. I said goddamn it lonchnes monster I want giving you three fiddy!!!!

You're next.

what a twist!

Worth the read, great payout.

I knew it was fake when you said three and a half Four Lokos. You wouldnt remember anything at that point and probably wouldnt be conscious.