Current Events > Jury selection for Trump trial runs into potential jurors' Twitter jokes

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Antifar
04/16/24 9:26:29 PM
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https://bsky.app/profile/malraux.bsky.social/post/3kqbjexdcaf2z

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b081f0d1.jpg
Lol

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DrizztLink
04/16/24 9:27:48 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ, this trial includes a roast session?!

I approve.

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WingsOfGood
04/16/24 9:29:07 PM
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just watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hZXPi2GnU0
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thronedfire2
04/16/24 9:30:39 PM
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lmao

US history books are gonna be wild 20-30 years from now, if school is still a thing

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Shotgunnova
04/16/24 9:32:28 PM
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lmao

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Axiom
04/16/24 9:33:38 PM
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If Memes are disqualifying people then they better start looking for mountain hermits
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WingsOfGood
04/16/24 9:35:34 PM
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Axiom posted...
If Memes are disqualifying people then they better start looking for mountain hermits

Jurors live in New York
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Baha05
04/16/24 9:36:58 PM
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Tbf that is kind of expected since you need an unbiased jury

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YellowSUV
04/16/24 9:40:34 PM
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I hope Donald Trump's greatest Tweet gets brought up at some point to be officially entered into the record:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5347b64e.jpg

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specialkid8
04/16/24 9:42:11 PM
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I'll do it. I'm in New York and barely have social media so they won't find any Trump memes in my closet. Seems like a fun show.

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GeminiDeus
04/16/24 9:43:59 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Tbf that is kind of expected since you need an unbiased jury
I have no idea how people can be unbiased against Trump, but it's nice to know that some people are so a jury can be formed.

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BlueKat
04/16/24 9:45:04 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
US history books are gonna be wild 20-30 years from now, if school is still a thing
No shit

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Null_Gain
04/16/24 9:45:49 PM
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I hope they make the defense attorney read every insult while the client listens.

"Cheeto Benito" ?

"Pumpkin Spice Mussolini" ?

"Bunker Bitch" ?

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BlueKat
04/16/24 9:45:52 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Jurors live in New York
There are mountains in New York

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Baha05
04/16/24 9:46:04 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
I have no idea how people can be unbiased against Trump, but it's nice to know that some people are so a jury can be formed.
I would imagine just being indifferent would be good enough?

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DrizztLink
04/16/24 9:47:26 PM
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Null_Gain posted...
I hope they make the defense attorney read every insult while the client listens.

"Cheeto Benito" ?

"Pumpkin Spice Mussolini" ?

"Bunker Bitch" ?
"And this one just says 'small-hand sack of fuckboy' 140 times."

"Please read the evidence as written."

"...'small-hand sack of fuckboy small-hand sack of fuckboy small-"

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SpawnShadow
04/16/24 9:55:22 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
lmao

US history books are gonna be wild 20-30 years from now, if school is still a thing
The way things are going now, I'm not even sure that people will still be a thing in 20-30 years. And that might well be a mercy compared to the alternative.
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ReiRei89
04/16/24 9:55:43 PM
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Jury selection also rooted out some Trumpers trying to be stealth jurors. One in particular refused to answer questions about his political affiliation and the prosecution (I think) managed to find the guy's social media account which was filled with Trumper nonsense. The judge booted him after that.

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WingsOfGood
04/16/24 9:56:31 PM
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ReiRei89 posted...
Jury selection also rooted out some Trumpers trying to be stealth jurors. One in particular refused to answer questions about his political affiliation and the prosecution (I think) managed to find the guy's social media account which was filled with Trumper nonsense. The judge booted him after that.

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