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dummy420
05/22/24 9:13:24 AM
#151:


Ok I like that one more than I should

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/22/24 9:00:55 PM
#152:


Day 41:

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

9/10, I'm actually really impressed with this one.


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Revelation34
05/23/24 2:42:06 AM
#153:


Scientists discovered fossils for a species of grizzly bear in the Mojave Desert.

Apparently they left because the heat was too unbearable.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/23/24 7:55:31 AM
#154:


Day 42:

Ugh... do I have to? *sigh*

What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Roast Twerky

3/10. I had to think HARD about it, but this one is still not worse than Roberto.

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dummy420
05/23/24 9:52:54 AM
#155:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 42:

Ugh... do I have to? *sigh*

What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Roast Twerky

3/10. I had to think HARD about it, but this one is still not worse than Roberto.
Yeah I have that as the worst one youve posted so far. Not a fan of this one.

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Blue_Thunder
05/23/24 10:08:48 AM
#156:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Roast Twerky

lol

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Trumble
05/23/24 4:59:21 PM
#157:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
3/10. I had to think HARD about it, but this one is still not worse than Roberto.
It is. Lol

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/24/24 10:10:33 AM
#158:


Day 43:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

3/10, ancient and wasn't funny then either.

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Myzery
05/24/24 10:44:31 AM
#159:


i may be in the minority, but i preferred when the ratings weren't under spoilers. saved me from checking the lame ones.

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LeCh0nk
05/24/24 10:53:02 AM
#160:


Myzery posted...
i may be in the minority, but i preferred when the ratings weren't under spoilers. saved me from checking the lame ones.
You'd be missing some bangers that the TC didn't like.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/25/24 11:00:00 AM
#161:


Day 44:

I gave away all my dead batteries...

free of charge.

9/10, I like how well it works both ways you try to think about it.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/26/24 9:41:22 AM
#162:


Day 45:

My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home.

10/10. Nuff said.

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TomClark
05/26/24 10:03:13 AM
#163:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 45:

My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home.

10/10. Nuff said.


Fucken' gottem

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