Current Events > Satan doesn't sound all bad in the Bible.

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04/11/24 11:04:08 AM
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BlackOmnimon
04/11/24 12:08:42 PM
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He gets constantly pestered and kills like nine people in total. Meanwhile God kills everyone... more than once.

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C_Pain
04/11/24 12:12:31 PM
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But God is literally what defines goodness so what he does is acceptable. /theology

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ArkhamOrigins
04/11/24 12:16:23 PM
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BlackOmnimon posted...
He gets constantly pestered and kills like nine people in total. Meanwhile God kills everyone... more than once.

...who did he kill?

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LeCh0nk
04/11/24 12:17:42 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
...who did he kill?
God? How about everyone except Noah and his family

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nekrodev
04/11/24 12:17:44 PM
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Nothing in the Bible makes any sense if you're not like 5 years old, and that's pushing it, tbh. There's no point in this kind of critique.

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ellis123
04/11/24 12:19:47 PM
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BlackOmnimon posted...
He gets constantly pestered and kills like nine people in total
Dang.

He really shouldn't have gotten into that bet with God. Could have kept that number zero.

ArkhamOrigins posted...
...who did he kill?
Job's family.

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ArkhamOrigins
04/11/24 12:20:52 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
God? How about everyone except Noah and his family

Literally not who I was asking about

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Irony
04/11/24 12:20:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c8b170f7.jpg

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Foppe
04/11/24 12:36:22 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Job's family.
Only because God gave him permission to do so.

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Turbam
04/11/24 12:37:08 PM
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The only kills from Satan were because God egged him on.

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hereforemnant
04/11/24 12:39:38 PM
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God is the ultimate troll, my partner & I theorize that God baits people into commiting crimes so he can deny them salvation once it's too late. Like that woman who said God told her to shoot at people on a freeway in Florida, she can't prove God did speak to her, & we can't disprove it. So my head canon is he entraps people into doing stupid shit just like law enforcement for entertainment
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Homeless_Waifu
04/11/24 12:41:17 PM
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They say god makes everyone in his image so if there is evil people wouldnt that make god evil too?

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ellis123
04/11/24 12:42:39 PM
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Foppe posted...
Only because God gave him permission to do so.
I know. Hence the first part of my post (which was originally my entire post).

Homeless_Waifu posted...
They say god makes everyone in his image so if there is evil people wouldnt that make god evil too?
Correct.

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JS2
04/11/24 12:42:45 PM
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hereforemnant posted...
God is the ultimate troll, my partner & I theorize that God baits people into commiting crimes so he can deny them salvation once it's too late. Like that woman who said God told her to shoot at people on a freeway in Florida, she can't prove God did speak to her, & we can't disprove it. So my head canon is he entraps people into doing stupid shit just like law enforcement for entertainment
Thats dark and not cute wtf stop

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GATTJT
04/11/24 12:42:45 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Literally not who I was asking about
Well you didn't specify

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Dancedreamer
04/11/24 12:45:39 PM
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He didn't even kill 9 people! He turned them into lizards.

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Foppe
04/11/24 12:59:49 PM
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Remember when God hardened the heart of Pharaoh, just to give himself an excuse to fuck with his people?

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ArkhamOrigins
04/11/24 1:01:21 PM
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GATTJT posted...
Well you didn't specify

I kinda literally did. There's a difference between he and He.

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Zikten
04/11/24 1:02:55 PM
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Satan killed a handful people. Also God asked him to kill them

God killed untold thousands or millions (depending on exactly how many humans were on earth to die in the flood at the time)

And it wasn't just the flood. He killed in smaller batches too sometimes, to add up to his total kill count. One time he sent some bears to eat literal children for making fun of a bald man
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