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RetuenOfDevsman 04/10/24 7:18:11 PM #1:	Hi are you ready to make something new Hell yeah Great I like your enthusiasm Thanks Now glue these two existing things together --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979843087] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Hi are you ready to make something newHell yeahGreat I like your enthusiasmThanksNow glue these two existing things together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/10/24 7:20:51 PM #2:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Hi are you ready to make something new Hell yeah Great I like your enthusiasm Thanks Now glue these two existing things together More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979843134] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Hi are you ready to make something newHell yeahGreat I like your enthusiasmThanksNow glue these two existing things together</quote>More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/10/24 7:21:52 PM #3:	Tyranthraxus posted... More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" So accurate it hurts --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979843155] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue"</quote>So accurate it hurts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 04/10/24 7:22:53 PM #4:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2cnPBr8Rs --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979843174] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2cnPBr8Rs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prototypic 04/10/24 7:25:03 PM #5:	Tyranthraxus posted... More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is. --- Thus I became a madman. <cite>Prototypic posted [p:979843210] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue"</quote>Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/10/24 7:25:46 PM #6:	You guys need to work for better corporations. --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:979843226] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>You guys need to work for better corporations. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 04/10/24 7:30:25 PM #7:	"What's version control? Just send Barry the files you changed" <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:979843285] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>"What's version control? Just send Barry the files you changed"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 04/10/24 7:33:23 PM #8:	Prototypic posted... Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is. Also, you have to use Oracle. <cite>tankboy posted [p:979843330] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Prototypic posted... </cite><quote>Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is.</quote>Also, you have to use Oracle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/10/24 7:34:43 PM #9:	tankboy posted... Also, you have to use Oracle. And Salesforce. And all the data in Oracle just match the data in Salesforce all the time. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979843358] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>tankboy posted... </cite><quote>Also, you have to use Oracle.</quote>And Salesforce. And all the data in Oracle just match the data in Salesforce all the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/10/24 7:45:32 PM #10:	Prototypic posted... Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is. If software folks had a show on HGTV "Hi, we want to install fancy expensive flooring in the living room." "So, before we get started on that, there's one thing I want to bring to your attention." "What's that?" "The gaping hole in the ceiling." "What about it?" "Why is it there?" "It lets in sun." "Well, why don't we install a sunroof?" "We're not interested in that right now. We just need the floor." "Ok... but... doesn't rain get in? Isn't that why the old floor needs replacing?" "It's not something we've budgeted for." --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979843519] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Prototypic posted... </cite><quote>Also don't fix or improve it in any way because the chair is already used to support a bunch of other poorly glued together furniture that depend on it being the exact piece of shit it currently is.</quote>If software folks had a show on HGTV"Hi, we want to install fancy expensive flooring in the living room.""So, before we get started on that, there's one thing I want to bring to your attention.""What's that?""The gaping hole in the ceiling.""What about it?""Why is it there?""It lets in sun.""Well, why don't we install a sunroof?""We're not interested in that right now. We just need the floor.""Ok... but... doesn't rain get in? Isn't that why the old floor needs replacing?""It's not something we've budgeted for." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/10/24 7:53:29 PM #11:	I like the one that's like QA walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then 2 beers. Then 0 beers. Then 999999999999999999999999999 beers Then 0.35792 beers Then " beers Then -1 beers Then 1'): drop table bar; -- beers Then 1 water QA clears production release Customer walks into bar, asks where bathroom is, bar erupts into flames. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979843651] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>I like the one that's like QA walks into a bar and orders a beer.Then 2 beers. Then 0 beers. Then 999999999999999999999999999 beersThen 0.35792 beers Then " beers Then -1 beers Then 1'): drop table bar; -- beers Then 1 water QA clears production release Customer walks into bar, asks where bathroom is, bar erupts into flames. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FuriousFox 04/10/24 8:02:34 PM #12:	Right now it feels like they all be like "Unfortunately, we received many qualified candidates and have decided to move forward with another one that we feel is better suited to our current needs." --- What the hell, when did GameFAQs clear my signature and quote? <cite>FuriousFox posted [p:979843814] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Right now it feels like they all be like "Unfortunately, we received many qualified candidates and have decided to move forward with another one that we feel is better suited to our current needs." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/10/24 8:06:19 PM #13:	FuriousFox posted... Right now it feels like they all be like "Unfortunately, we received many qualified candidates and have decided to move forward with another one that we feel is better suited to our current needs." Holy shit, they inform you now? I'm still waiting to hear from companies I applied for in 2012. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979843893] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>FuriousFox posted... </cite><quote>Right now it feels like they all be like "Unfortunately, we received many qualified candidates and have decided to move forward with another one that we feel is better suited to our current needs."</quote>Holy shit, they inform you now?I'm still waiting to hear from companies I applied for in 2012. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/10/24 8:07:14 PM #14:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Holy shit, they inform you now? I'm still waiting to hear from companies I applied for in 2012. If you go through a recruiter you will usually get an answer because they want to sell you on another job --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979843917] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Holy shit, they inform you now?I'm still waiting to hear from companies I applied for in 2012.</quote>If you go through a recruiter you will usually get an answer because they want to sell you on another job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/10/24 8:18:32 PM #15:	Tyranthraxus posted... More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" Stop attacking me --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979844143] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue"</quote>Stop attacking me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 04/10/24 8:19:44 PM #16:	Kaldrenthebold posted... Stop attacking me Don't you dare fix the leg. It's broken on purpose. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:979844163] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Kaldrenthebold posted... </cite><quote>Stop attacking me</quote>Don't you dare fix the leg. It's broken on purpose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HeeathLivesOn 04/10/24 8:20:14 PM #17:	Tyranthraxus posted... More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue" As a senior software engineer, this It's often even worse when you look at the infrastructure holding all this up Tyranthraxus posted... I like the one that's like QA walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then 2 beers. Then 0 beers. Then 999999999999999999999999999 beers Then 0.35792 beers Then " beers Then -1 beers Then 1'): drop table bar; -- beers Then 1 water QA clears production release Customer walks into bar, asks where bathroom is, bar erupts into flames. lmao --- 'Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.' - Phil Kessel on USA snub <cite>HeeathLivesOn posted [p:979844170] in Software j... [t:80744046]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue"</quote>As a senior software engineer, thisIt's often even worse when you look at the infrastructure holding all this upTyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>I like the one that's likeQA walks into a bar and orders a beer.Then 2 beers.Then 0 beers.Then 999999999999999999999999999 beersThen 0.35792 beersThen " beersThen -1 beersThen 1'): drop table bar; -- beersThen 1 waterQA clears production releaseCustomer walks into bar, asks where bathroom is, bar erupts into flames.</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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