Current Events > $5,000 but all pit bulls can teleport at will now

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HairyQueen
04/09/24 2:16:36 AM
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If you accept the money, all pit bulls gain the ability to teleport wherever they choose. They dont have to physically be able to see the location either. For example, if a door is closed on them, they can teleport to the other side instantly if they want.

Do you take the money?

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Itachi157
04/09/24 2:22:18 AM
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$5,000 but the world ends. Doesn't seem worth it to me.
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Azn_Psycho
04/09/24 2:23:22 AM
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They can just randomly pop into my room or like my car while I'm driving. Even if they are minding their own business that shit would freak me out.

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Kaiganeer
04/09/24 2:25:53 AM
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are you watching me, maternity wards of the world?
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HairyQueen
04/09/24 2:26:26 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
$5,000 but the world ends. Doesn't seem worth it to me.
Whats the worst that could happen tho

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Arcanine2009
04/09/24 3:40:21 AM
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Why post a brain dead topic like this? These one sided answer polls aren't even fun to answer. Nobody would do this for $5000, minus trolls.

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PerseusRad
04/09/24 3:45:27 AM
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Id actually be kinda interested to see what happens, but not enough to actually take the deal.
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Raikuro
04/09/24 3:49:47 AM
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Can they teleport intergalatically
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PurpleOutsider
04/09/24 3:54:01 AM
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At the very least, it'd be entertaining watching the news unfold as the chaos ensues, you know, until they inevitably maul me. Especially how many people would still be posting pictures of pitbull puppies while the body count soars. Or all the people pointing blame at people that have nothing to do with it.

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Charged151
04/09/24 4:01:47 AM
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I fear for all the house cats of the world.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/09/24 4:53:03 AM
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I mean being a dog they probably only would think of locations they've been to.

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thisworld
04/09/24 2:58:22 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Whats the worst that could happen tho

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Evolician
04/09/24 3:00:17 PM
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Every dog shelter in America would become a bloodbath.

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nekrodev
04/09/24 3:00:53 PM
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I wouldn't take this deal if it was $10 mil

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Umbreon
04/09/24 3:01:39 PM
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*Takes the money*

Adapt or die, suckas!

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LeoRavus
04/09/24 3:01:58 PM
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Pretty sure they'd all have to be euthanized after this. Except for any smart ones who will teleport away from the needle. Those would have to be hunted down.

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DementedDurian
04/09/24 3:07:38 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Why post a brain dead topic like this?

Because people want a boogeyman. I have to worry about idiots in power erasing my identity by crooked law and the lot here are making shit up because they really don't know what a pitbull is like when they are treated as something other than a guard dog. Those are the ones biting people.

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HairyQueen
04/09/24 6:22:21 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Can they teleport intergalatically
I would say no because they wouldn't have a concept of something like that

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Mearcstapa
04/09/24 6:24:57 PM
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I hope they all teleport themselves into the vacuum of space.

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HairyQueen
04/09/24 6:25:55 PM
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Mearcstapa posted...
I hope they all teleport themselves into the vacuum of space.
How would we get them to do that?

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TheAwesomeMatt
04/09/24 6:26:58 PM
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What's the deal with everyone hating Pitbulls? Don't have one myself but most of them are Re alright

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WILD_CHARIZARD
04/09/24 6:29:24 PM
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i really need the money guys

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