Current Events > Tiger Woods has 'eliminated sex' to prepare for Masters Tournament

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BlueTigerLion
04/07/24 12:50:51 AM
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https://www.si.com/college/stanford/tiger-woods-has-eliminated-sex-to-prepare-for-masters-tournamen

I wonder if he is also a master of his domain.

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nekrodev
04/07/24 12:54:11 AM
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If it works, he'll succeed in motivating a generation of incels, but otherwise, ehhhhh

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Irony
04/07/24 12:54:21 AM
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Not having sex only causes George Costanza to become a professional athlete

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Revisited
04/07/24 12:58:13 AM
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A research study once found that having sex actually increases testosterone production in men so. Meanwhile, solo masturbation actually decreased said testosterone production. Something for athletes to think about
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Irony
04/07/24 12:59:45 AM
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Revisited posted...
A research study once found that having sex actually increases testosterone production in men so. Meanwhile, solo masturbation actually decreased said testosterone production. Something for athletes to think about
This sounds like nonsense

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nekrodev
04/07/24 1:01:26 AM
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While this isn't scientific data, I can assure you that having sex w/ a woman is much more "effective" in virtually every way than jerking off, even on the best of days.

There's, like, 1% highs, where masturbation can exceed sex, but on average, it's not even close.

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psideresider
04/07/24 1:28:32 AM
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I thought his golf powers came from banging skanks? This may be a bad move. Hope he makes the cut.

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YellowSUV
04/07/24 1:48:30 AM
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Revisited posted...
A research study once found that having sex actually increases testosterone production in men so. Meanwhile, solo masturbation actually decreased said testosterone production. Something for athletes to think about

This sounds like something no-fap made up.

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BlueTigerLion
04/07/24 3:49:26 PM
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psideresider posted...
I thought his golf powers came from banging skanks? This may be a bad move. Hope he makes the cut.

I think it was he had more power than usual so he could outdrive people. Courses got longer and clubs got better that it took away that advantage. I don't watch golf but that was what I heard.

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Funkydog
04/07/24 3:53:04 PM
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Not fair on everyone else for him to eliminate sex from the world just because he only thinks with his dick.

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lilORANG
04/07/24 3:54:39 PM
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How progressive of him. I'm sure conservadweebs will frothe.

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DrizztLink
04/07/24 3:57:21 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Not fair on everyone else for him to eliminate sex from the world just because he only thinks with his dick.
You will start growing your children in a bud on your shoulder like a Caulobacter and you will like it, the man has a tournament to win.

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Funkydog
04/08/24 3:46:14 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
You will start growing your children in a bud on your shoulder like a Caulobacter and you will like it, the man has a tournament to win.
I'll do it but I WON'T like it

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Kalk
04/08/24 3:58:38 AM
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Woods probably has a new woman every single day. Dude is a sex addict. Living the male dream.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/08/24 4:02:38 AM
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Revisited posted...
A research study once found that having sex actually increases testosterone production in men so. Meanwhile, solo masturbation actually decreased said testosterone production. Something for athletes to think about

Well good thing I do the latter a lot more. I got enough body hair and I just looked it up testosterone can cause excessive body hair.

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PissedOffMonk
04/08/24 4:03:39 AM
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He's giving up his stroke game to improve his stroke game?
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pinky0926
04/08/24 4:22:55 AM
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Irony posted...
This sounds like nonsense

That's because it is nonsense, in every way that matters.

There's a lot of ways you can temporarily affect your testosterone levels. Masturbating/not masturbating, having a heated argument, chopping some wood, getting in a fight. None of these have a sustained and significant effect required to actually make a meaningful difference.

This is like when people say that wine is good for you because it has anti-oxidants or standing on a vibrating plate will increase muscle mass. A little bit of truth is more damaging than an outright lie sometimes.

As always, the study gets hijacked and the data gets blown out of proportion.

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