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04/01/24 7:02:20 PM
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HudGard
04/01/24 7:49:51 PM
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Its over boys. Factorys closed.

Just got to fire off any remaining rounds and then deed into a cup a few weeks from now.

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SauI_Goodman
04/01/24 7:50:24 PM
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It's reversible tho

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Lvaneede
04/01/24 7:51:49 PM
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Do you have any kids already?

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HeeathLivesOn
04/01/24 7:52:05 PM
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Nice

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Jiek_Fafn
04/01/24 7:52:25 PM
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Doing anything special for your few remaining bits of live ammo?

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ClayGuida
04/01/24 7:54:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAVis_d3w4&ab_channel=HugoLdZ

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HudGard
04/01/24 7:56:30 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
It's reversible tho
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e41d08ee.jpg
Lvaneede posted...
Do you have any kids already?
Yeah, two.

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Phoro
04/01/24 7:58:08 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
It's reversible tho

With the way they do them these days, they ask you to consider them irreversible for all intents and purposes, because they're really difficult to reverse and there's no guarantee it'll work.

Source: had a vasectomy a few years ago.

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SauI_Goodman
04/01/24 8:01:23 PM
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What do they do differently from the old days

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HudGard
04/01/24 8:50:10 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Doing anything special for your few remaining bits of live ammo?
Nothing beyond the usual. Its what they would want.

I briefly recalled what day it was too and was hoping the urologist wasnt going to try and prank me.

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VeggetaX
04/01/24 8:51:18 PM
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Congrats

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BewmHedshot
04/01/24 8:51:31 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
What do they do differently from the old days
Not lie
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Kim_Seong-a
04/01/24 8:52:02 PM
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Seems like a weird theme for a club but who am I to judge. Do you get a cool pin or something?

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DrizztLink
04/01/24 8:52:43 PM
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do you feel a change or is there not much of a deferens

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mybbqrules
04/01/24 8:53:30 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
do you feel a change or is there not much of a deferens
I chuckled.

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HeeathLivesOn
04/01/24 9:09:39 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
do you feel a change or is there not a vas deferens
fixed

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DrizztLink
04/01/24 9:12:48 PM
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HeeathLivesOn posted...
fixed
... god damn it, you're right

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Eat_More_Beef
04/01/24 9:34:17 PM
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Sweet. Been in that club for over a year.

I got the no needle, no scalpel one (they used lasers). It took fifteen minutes for the procedure. After that, it was bust a nut 30 times in 3 months.

What's your timeline, like?

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voldothegr8
04/01/24 9:37:51 PM
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
Sweet. Been in that club for over a year.

I got the no needle, no scalpel one (they used lasers). It took fifteen minutes for the procedure. After that, it was bust a nut 30 times in 3 months.

What's your timeline, like?
How much did that cost? I can't bring myself to do it, but this might change things.

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Mistere_Man
04/01/24 9:45:29 PM
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How painful was it, and now.

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pretzelcoatl
04/01/24 9:52:49 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
It's reversible tho
It's not guaranteed to be reversible
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Eat_More_Beef
04/01/24 9:54:07 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How much did that cost? I can't bring myself to do it, but this might change things.

I'm in Canada, so $600 (cause it's an elective surgery), for the original surgery, and then another $90 for the sperm test 3 months later.

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SauI_Goodman
04/01/24 9:56:34 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
Not lie
-_-

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LeoRavus
04/01/24 10:27:34 PM
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Congrats on the infertility. Nice timing with Easter and all.

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HudGard
04/01/24 10:40:33 PM
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
Sweet. Been in that club for over a year.

I got the no needle, no scalpel one (they used lasers). It took fifteen minutes for the procedure. After that, it was bust a nut 30 times in 3 months.

What's your timeline, like?
Never heard of a laser treatment, interesting.

Doc said to just drop off a semen sample in 4 weeks.
Mistere_Man posted...
How painful was it, and now.
Ive heard it can vary between people.

For me there were a few very brief little jolts of pain. Enough to make me twist a little and suck air. It wasnt that the pain was intense, just that it was a flavor of pain Ive never felt before. The jolts were similar to when you take a minor knock in the balls but more of a tugging sensation? Really weird.

Afterwards I have no pain. Just the slightest hint of tenderness in that general area.

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