Current Events > What did Jesus do after resurrecting?

Topic List
Page List: 1
Vegy
03/31/24 8:02:22 AM
#1:


Does da bible say anything about his accomplishments/travels after he came back?

Did he die of old age or is he still among us? Or does he resurrect each time he passes away? Da paranormal stuff of da bible always intrigued me tbh
---
https://i.imgur.com/EoGWPMu.gif
https://i.imgur.com/xpoEaeu.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
03/31/24 8:04:26 AM
#2:


TC has never heard of the Doubting Thomas

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
superben
03/31/24 8:06:53 AM
#3:


Luke 24:51: Jesus leads the eleven remaining disciples to Bethany, a village on the Mount of Olives, and instructs them to remain in Jerusalem until the coming of the Holy Spirit: "And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he parted from them, and was carried up into heaven. And they worshipped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy."

... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti
03/31/24 8:09:27 AM
#4:


Vegy posted...
Does da bible say anything about his accomplishments/travels after he came back?
-_-
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon
03/31/24 8:12:43 AM
#5:


Idk what he did since I never read the Bible.

As for the poll question:

he'd have to multiply some of my cash a bunch of times for me to believe in him tbh. hopefully he responds well to my request.

---
I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Dragon's Dogma 2 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC)
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
PeteyParker
03/31/24 8:14:29 AM
#6:


Went to Arby's

---
"How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction
03/31/24 8:18:55 AM
#7:


Asked for a Liquid Death because he was parched
... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic
03/31/24 8:47:40 AM
#8:


Having just gotten back home, he really wanted to see his father, but the politician in him knew he had a job to do, so he shook hands, and kissed a few cherubs.

---
Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God!
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
03/31/24 8:53:51 AM
#9:


I believe he planted chocolate filled eggs in the backyards of all the neighborhood kids

---
Science and Algorithms
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188
03/31/24 8:54:22 AM
#10:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/ddb03dce.jpg

---
Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx
... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600
03/31/24 8:58:35 AM
#11:


He gives a few lectures then ascends into heaven.

---
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
QElon
03/31/24 9:21:17 AM
#12:


superben posted...
Luke 24:51: Jesus leads the eleven remaining disciples to Bethany, a village on the Mount of Olives, and instructs them to remain in Jerusalem until the coming of the Holy Spirit: "And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he parted from them, and was carried up into heaven. And they worshipped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy."
And 70+ years later they were either killed or exiled. Not many lived to see the 2nd century
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
03/31/24 9:22:14 AM
#13:


Dabbed

---
See profile pic
... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice
03/31/24 9:49:09 AM
#14:


Robot2600 posted...
He gives a few lectures then ascends into heaven.
And then everyone clapped
... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex
03/31/24 9:52:28 AM
#15:


Spawn camped

---
Hot Girls Message Board
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls
... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo
03/31/24 10:00:43 AM
#16:


farted

---
Aren't we all just a series of tubes?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven
03/31/24 10:06:14 AM
#17:


Reappeared with pyro and Eric Bischoff's 'I'm Back' theme

---
'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika
03/31/24 10:06:19 AM
#18:


Masturbated
... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__
03/31/24 10:08:05 AM
#19:


Asked a dude to finger his holes.

---
See you next Wednesday.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/31/24 10:11:57 AM
#20:


*Looks in mirror*

*Double finger guns*

*"You nailed it, you sexy son of a bitch!"*

*Never looks back, assumes everything is great now*

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn
03/31/24 10:22:01 AM
#21:


Hid everyone's eggs. He was a bit of a prankster

---
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
03/31/24 10:22:58 AM
#22:


Why do some Christians say drinking is a sin when Jesus turned water into wine?

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction
03/31/24 10:23:27 AM
#23:


Scrambled the eggs of some young maiden
... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche
03/31/24 10:24:25 AM
#24:


I wonder if he was around when Noah fought the rock monsters.
... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2
03/31/24 10:27:03 AM
#25:


Revelation34 posted...
Why do some Christians say drinking is a sin


it leads to people making or doing dumb decisions imo.

i'm sure they have reasons why they think that.

it's why i choose not to drink because i don't want to become like my father.

---
currently playing: alphadia genesis 2 (ps4)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith
03/31/24 10:27:45 AM
#26:


Wake Up DP

---
https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png
"Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunburst
03/31/24 10:34:47 AM
#27:


Revelation34 posted...
Why do some Christians say drinking is a sin when Jesus turned water into wine?
It's often interpreted as getting drunk is the sin. It's also worth noting that clean drinking water wasn't readily available as it is now. Alcohol helps to kill off any harmful germs or parasites.

---
A True Friend leaves paw prints on your heart
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
03/31/24 10:35:07 AM
#28:


kingdrake2 posted...


it leads to people making or doing dumb decisions imo.

i'm sure they have reasons why they think that.

it's why i choose not to drink because i don't want to become like my father.


Your post is irrelevant since you cut the rest of mine out.

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida
03/31/24 2:40:45 PM
#29:


https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1774495730255970434?t=LmUQtdevGhg_q3ASLTRosw&s=19

---
lolAmerica
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
03/31/24 2:42:21 PM
#30:


Ratchetrockon posted...
Idk what he did since I never read the Bible.

As for the poll question:

he'd have to multiply some of my cash a bunch of times for me to believe in him tbh. hopefully he responds well to my request.
You can do that yourself lmao it's called work

---
Italian, French, German.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo
03/31/24 2:43:37 PM
#31:


He found the nearest food and multiplied it, because his ass hadn't eaten in like half a week.

---
Aren't we all just a series of tubes?
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
03/31/24 2:45:41 PM
#32:


From what I know, drinking isn't the sin, getting drunk is. I remember being at an NBA game and "those" "christians" with the mega phones were getting on everyone's case for being gay, for idolatry (worshipping NBA players) and drinking. I stood watching for a minute or so and a different christian got in the first Christian's face and said "it's not a son to drink one beer! Jesus drank too!"

Its weird to me how 2 people call themselves the same thing but can't agree on anything.

---
Italian, French, German.
... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont
03/31/24 2:47:55 PM
#33:


If Jesus healed an amputee, that would be very strong evidence to his existence as a deity.

---
"Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom'
[Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842
... Copied to Clipboard!
#34
Post #34 was unavailable or deleted.
Topic List
Page List: 1