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DementedDurian
03/30/24 8:36:18 AM
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Well?

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ClayGuida
03/30/24 8:37:34 AM
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As someone who used to grind all the dumb Fallout perks, I'd probably choose the ceramic.

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The_Popo
03/30/24 8:48:22 AM
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Ability. Then Ill make a bet with someone and say I bet I can eat that ceramic for $2.

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TomClark
03/30/24 8:53:54 AM
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The_Popo posted...
Ability. Then Ill make a bet with someone and say I bet I can eat that ceramic for $2.

Big Brain Thinking

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Glob
03/30/24 8:54:02 AM
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Honestly, Im okay.
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LeCh0nk
03/30/24 9:01:42 AM
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The_Popo posted...
Ability. Then Ill make a bet with someone and say I bet I can eat that ceramic for $2.
Big brain. I could make millions going around the world eating ceramic.

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dummy420
03/30/24 9:05:01 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Big brain. I could make millions going around the world eating ceramic.
Dont want to go overboard. Turning that 1 into two dollars is a great plan and lets you lie low. Turning the ability into millions will lead to a life of crime and possible inclusion as the lamest X-man. You dont want that life.

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LeCh0nk
03/30/24 9:14:27 AM
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dummy420 posted...
Dont want to go overboard. Turning that 1 into two dollars is a great plan and lets you lie low. Turning the ability into millions will lead to a life of crime and possible inclusion as the lamest X-man. You dont want that life.
Yes I do. Getting to live in that giant mansion with free room and board, and having a power so utterly useless no one would ask me to go on a life risking mission? Sign me the fuck up lol

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itachi15243
03/30/24 9:18:50 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Yes I do. Getting to live in that giant mansion with free room and board, and having a power so utterly useless no one would ask me to go on a life risking mission? Sign me the fuck up lol

What if the ceramic poo ruins the toilet though.

You don't want to be know as that guy in the men mansion do you? The guy that does nothing but ruin toilets?

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TomClark
03/30/24 9:19:22 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
What if the ceramic poo ruins the toilet though.

You don't want to be know as that guy in the men mansion do you? The guy that does nothing but ruin toilets?

I want nothing more.

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The_Popo
03/30/24 9:21:07 AM
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If youre eating ceramic for millions, then youre eating vast, vast, vast quantities of ceramic. And sure, that sounds like any mans dream, but at some point, youre going to depressingly wonder Is this all there is to life?

My $2 plan probably means Im just having a delightful bowl of ceramic in the morning every now and then. Moderation, friend. Moderation.

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dummy420
03/30/24 9:28:11 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Yes I do. Getting to live in that giant mansion with free room and board, and having a power so utterly useless no one would ask me to go on a life risking mission? Sign me the fuck up lol
I feel like there's invasions all the time. Your a red shirt ranking and will die to show the villains mean business. Sure you'll get revived eventually and maybe given more powers but it's a risky business.

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LeCh0nk
03/30/24 9:34:53 AM
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dummy420 posted...
I feel like there's invasions all the time. Your a red shirt ranking and will die to show the villains mean business. Sure you'll get revived eventually and maybe given more powers but it's a risky business.
I imagine my room would be right next to the panic room. First one in last one out.

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dummy420
03/30/24 9:40:31 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
I imagine my room would be right next to the panic room. First one in last one out.
I see you've thought this through. Maybe you get the storyline where you save the hero that's about to be killed by the villain doing a monolog. You can even know them out with a ceramic pot.

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LeCh0nk
03/30/24 9:44:13 AM
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dummy420 posted...
I see you've thought this through. Maybe you get the storyline where you save the hero that's about to be killed by the villain doing a monolog. You can even know them out with a ceramic pot.
Which I shit out, because I'd have been preparing for that moment my entire life. Eating nothing but plates and corningware.

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