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SocialistGamer
03/28/24 9:23:37 AM
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Random thought

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/28/24 9:26:56 AM
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I bet it took them a looooong time to figure out that the wheel was a good thing.

I mean, if you're in nature, how many rolling things are going to help you, versus destroying your camp?
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Robot2600
03/28/24 10:03:27 AM
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We built cities before the wheel. The wheel is only 4000 years old. Literally, writing is older.

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R1masher
03/28/24 10:13:11 AM
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Imagine the first caveman that wiped their ass had to be mad itchy

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/28/24 10:16:22 AM
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R1masher posted...
Imagine the first caveman that wiped their ass had to be mad itchy
Before that, they probably just assumed being itchy was a fundamental thing about butts.

Kinda like how grass is green; it's just how it works.

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PoopPotato
03/28/24 10:20:29 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Before that, they probably just assumed being itchy was a fundamental thing about butts.

Kinda like how grass is green; it's just how it works.
I've often wondered about this and I'm willing to bet that their diets were better for forming turds and when they shit, it wasn't a huge fuckin mess. Gorillas shit pretty cleanly.

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